Quotes You Wanna But Probably Will Never Hear On CSI: NY.

Well, I meant if you have seen The Box it isn't so hard to imagine Adam going badass because then you already have a picture in your head of 'badass-Adam'

 

DEAD THREAD ALERT!!!
The Dead Thread Reviver (me) strikes again.

A little info before you read this set of quotes.
Most of you probably know what a Twi-heart is but for those who don't: it's someone who is a fan of the Twilight books and movies.

*Sid is talking to Mac. Sid is, as Hawkes put it in one of the first two episodes of season 3, "going to that creepy place again."*
Mac: Sid. Sid!!!
Sid: What?
Mac: Bite me.
Sid: Okay. (tilts his head to the right and bites Mac's right arm half way between the shoulder and the elbow.)
Mac: OW!!! I didn't mean literally!!!
Sid: Well, you shouldn't have said "bite me." Don't you know I'm a Team Jacob Twi-heart?
Mac: How old are you, Sid? 56? 66?
Sid: What does my age have to do with anything?
Mac: I thought most Twi-hearts were in their teens.
Sid: So, show me where it says Twi-hearts can't be older or younger than 13-19.
Mac(shakes his head and rolls his eyes then mutter): I give up. I just give up.
*Mac turns and walks off.*
Sid(to himself while watching Mac leave): It never ceases to amaze me how some people can be so narrow minded about some things. Hmm!!!
*Sid turns and starts a new autopsy.*

 

:scream: DEAR GOD. actually, that seems so ridiculously like Sid it's scary. thank god Mac isn't the type to say "bite me" :lol:

but in terms of quotes I'd like to hear...
Danny is at a crime scene in a kitchen. the kitchen is almost pristine, except for the dead guy on the floor. he surveys the scene
Stella: Is anything wrong, Danny?
Danny: Uh, yeah. look around. you've got everything here: coffee maker, Microwave, fridge, stove, oven, blender, even a little food processor hanging in the corner. it's just... it's missing something.
Mac walks in, looks around
Mac: Where's this guy's toaster?
Stella: Maybe he didn't have one.
Danny:points to plate on counter Nope. There's toast right there. Somebody stole this guy's toaster?
Mac: Third crime scene I've been to this week with no toaster. it's official. push zoom to mac's face We've got a toaster thief.:shifty:
:guffaw: I'm pretty sure the only one that'll get his is talkingtocactus but there you go

 

i'd totally watch that

 

Mac looks around the crime scene, "Can't we just say the butler did and then go home? The final of America's next top model is on tonight!"

 

This one probably won't be real popular, but I'd find it hilarious.

Random uniform cop: Excuse me, Detective Messer?
Danny and Lindsay at the same time: Yes?

Fortunately, most of their scenes are in the lab, and I do notice that Mac usually doesn't have them on the same case, probably as a precaution against defense attorney trouble, aside from the "Sgt.Danny" period.

 

Danny: 'I got a pet ferret. I'm going to call him Mike.' *holds up pet ferret*
Flack: 'Hey, it really is true that people look like their pets!'
Mac: 'Yeah. Maybe you could call him Danny Jr.?'
Lindsay: 'Listen up, Ferret Boy, if you're bringing that creature into our apartment, you're damn well going to feed it and clean up after it yourself, and if you don't, I'm taking it back to the store!'

 

After last night's episode concerning Adam, I think we will never hear him say this:

Sitting in the conference room are Sheldon, Jo, Danny, Lindsay, and Mac.

"Come on, Adam. Why do you have to say that?" Danny asks annoyed.

Adam gets up and address them.

"Stop acting like I'm such a dumb idiot!! I'm not an idiot!!"

 

Doctor in ER to Danny: "I'm sorry Mr. Messer. We did everything we could but we couldn't save your wife."

 

Ooh, snap!

 

LOL. :lol: I wish.

 

Way late but NO!
(note that I'm not trying to yell at anyone or make anyone feel bad with that one...just had to say it lol)

Mac: how about Miami for our honeymoon? Cause they.. *puts on shades* never close. *big yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!* behind him*

Flack: You tell Stella about the wedding yet?
Mac:who?
Flack: you know,tall,dark,frizzy hair,Greek,worked here 7 years before Jo?
Mac: doesn't sound familiar

(That one is because I hate her not getting even occasional mentions)

 

Love your post MacsGirlMel.

And I totally agree with the second half.

My ideas that will never happen but would be funny:

Goes back to "Kill Screen" or whatever episode Jo Danville was holding the Xbox controller. She was trying out playing Halo Reach online and her online character kept getting killed all the time online. "How does anyone play this?" Jo says in moderate frustration.

On the other end of the line, in the same online game, Stella, in New Orleans was on lunch break and has accumulated a 15 kill, 2 death record. "I swear, I've killed this dumbass noob like eight times already" Stella says as she takes down the same user, unaware that it's Jo Danville playing Halo Reach online.

Just a thought...

 

hahahaha, I'd love to see that!

 

Yeah, that would be pretty funny. :lol: