The Rant and I Cannot Say This Out Loud #3

To my sister

Stop coming into my room when I'm half asleep and then take whatever I mumble to be a yes to your question. It's sneaky and uncalled for, and you should know that the majority of the time I'm saying no anyway. Seriously, it's starting to pi** me off.

 

Dear family:

Get over all of your collective butthurt, start communicating honestly and grow the hell up.

Love even though I'm pissed as hell right now,
CITB (AKA PA)

 

Dear Pain-in-the-Ass Wheelchair Lady,
You are a hypocrite. You have asked us countless times for help on the computer, yet you complain when my colleague spends some time helping another customer who happened to be sat next to you? So basically whenever you need help we should do it but not for anyone else if it risks disturbing you?

Dear Thicko,
No, you stupid idiot, no, we do not have a Teeside paper. Not every local library in England holds every English paper. They have local ones and they have some national ones. Where in the hell do you think we'd find the storage space for 15+ years worth of every English paper (the number of English papers, including the little local ones must be in the hundreds, 15+ years of back copies even in microform, would number in the thousands)? Idiot!

 

To Parent

I've been missing breakfast for the past few weeks, and I've skipped lunch occasionally. This doesn't mean I'm anorexic, it just means I don't get hungry a lot. I'm still a healthy size ten, so leave, me, alone.

 

Dear Mrs. B.,

I know it's hard for you to realize that you could be my grandma and that you'll leave work this year because it's time but this is no excuse for giving me all the stupid stuff you don't want to do! I work on it and get something done just so you can come over and trample all over it! :scream: You know I can write letters to the people on my own, I don't need you to make my letters your letters with correcting every single sentence so it looks as if you wrote it!!! :scream::scream: You should teach me how to do it and not form me into a younger you!!! :brickwall: As for the stupid stuff I have to work with because you're too lazy for it... it's embarrassing to write someone back who asked you something 5!!! years ago!!! :scream::scream::scream:

Have a nice evening,


Stef

 

To the guy at the grocery store,

Do you even realize how ridiculous is it to say that "fresh Atlantic salmon" was shipped in "by boat from BC"??? First of all, BC is on the Pacific Ocean, not the Atlantic. Secondly, Calgary doesn't have commercial boat traffic (sorry, the Bow River isn't a major waterway), and even if we did, there's this little thing called the Rocky Mountains between us and BC anyway!

I miss living on the east coast and getting real fresh fish.

 

i so feel the same.
that is so annoying.
plus it makes even harder if there's ice which is not taken off of the lane i need to walk.

i so hope that this weather will change some day and we'll be back to good old summer



To The Plain Idiot on Chat Site: i said i hate romance. i said i'm not romantic. i said i want something you can tell, something interesting not that bull about how much you love me, cause you can't love me just because i rambling much and my texts are like essays.

just chew it once into your stinkin brain- i won't be the one for you! deal with it and move on. i'm not going to your country just to stomp it in your face.
when i start to be romantic/fluffy/girly-pinkish then we'll talk about it.
but when i'm not please act like you're not a teenager.
and if you don't have anything to say then shut the hell up. i can deal with music but i can't be that way in my life!

i am the way i am and if you have problem with that you know where the door is!
thanks for not leavin me alone, your lovely moon/angel/light in your life/etc...



To The Library, again: why you can't be closer to my home? i'm so tired that i can't walk there when i want. and please don't tell me i need to pay for lost card. shouldn't lost it when i left it to your station.
i can't pay for it right? i'm not that rich to spent all my savings.
your loving attender.


To Other Library: i can't stand when you don't have books i need.
that's annoying especially at place like that.
your very annoyed reader.



now when that's off my chest i feel much better and can go to sleep peacefully

 

more of a moan than a rant but hey. i can't wait to see the doc this afternoon. almost 3 weeks of swollen & painful glands (and discovering there are places you really don't want sore and swollen glands!), temperature and general crappiness i have to get it sorted! if it's toxoplasmosis again i think i'll cry. blah.

 

To my "best friend"

If you were really my friend, would you pretend you had no plans just to get out of hanging out with me? If you were really my friend would you leave me out of every single thing you do? Do you really think I'm just going to sit here & take your mindles crap every single day? Well I have for the past 5 years, what's changed? I'll tell you what's changed - me. I'm done being walked all over, I'm done being left out, and I'm done being treated like less than a person. If you don't start acting like my friend, you won't have a place in my life anymore.

 

To the T.A.s at my school...holy cow..lay off!