Caption CSI:Miami!

Discussion in 'CSI: Miami' started by Finch, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. DragonFriend95

    DragonFriend95 Lab Technician

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2010
    Messages:
    554
    Likes Received:
    0
    Speed: Alexx, what's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's-

    Alexx: Tim, you say 'Super H' one more time and this murder will turn into a double homicide.
     
  2. PianoWizzy

    PianoWizzy Prime Suspect

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2010
    Messages:
    162
    Likes Received:
    0
    :guffaw:This is my favorite caption yet.
     
  3. bill_az

    bill_az Rookie

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2010
    Messages:
    259
    Likes Received:
    1
    Alexx: Tim, as you can see, this is an especially gruesome corpse, with extensive...
    Tim: And I gave up the sequel to Dazed & Confused for this mess?

    Alexx: Tim, can you photograph this wound track for me?
    Tim: HEY! I think I see LaBron James over there!
     
  4. Jag Lady

    Jag Lady Lab Technician

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2009
    Messages:
    634
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well, since anybody can post a pic, how about an oldie but goodie?

    [​IMG]
     
  5. DragonFriend95

    DragonFriend95 Lab Technician

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2010
    Messages:
    554
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rick: So, what's it going to be today H? As you can see here, we have the classic 'Sunnies of Awesomeness' but this 2.0 version has more of a dramatic flair when you pull them off. Not to mention our newest brand, with a darker shade for heightened moodiness.

    Horatio: Such a hard choice...while I think can I just say how much I appreciate you becoming my new sunnie salesman?

    Rick: Hey, it was worth the look on the writers' faces when I was let out of jail and back on the show. As if they could ever write me off like that!
     
  6. Jag Lady

    Jag Lady Lab Technician

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2009
    Messages:
    634
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rick: "Lemme get this straight, Horatio. If I walk in there and tell Ron Saris to pull my finger, he'll give up the entire Russian Mob?"

    Horatio: "That's right, Rick. It worked with the Mala Noche." (Thinking to self) Mr. Wolfe better have that camera ready. I think I smell this year's Christmas cards.
     
  7. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2005
    Messages:
    16,852
    Likes Received:
    1
    Stetler: Right there. That's where the show jumped the shark.
    Horatio: I don't remember there being any sharks in season 3.
     
  8. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2004
    Messages:
    9,792
    Likes Received:
    1
    Stetler: And THAT's how you get to Sesame Street.

    ---=== OR ===---

    Stetler: Ever since that parents' group complained to CBS about the violence on the show, I now have to point my finger like this and shout "BANG".
    Horatio: You will have to trim the fingernail on your gun. Your shot was off a bit.
     
  9. mjszud

    mjszud Captain

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2007
    Messages:
    4,870
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rick: You're outta here, buddy.
    Horatio: You're outta here, buddy. *points finger*
    Rick: That isn't funny, Horatio.
    Horatio: That isn't funny, Horatio.
    Rick: I hate this job.
    Horatio: :hugegrin:
     
  10. INACTIVEQuinn Fabray

    INACTIVEQuinn Fabray Lab Technician

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2010
    Messages:
    520
    Likes Received:
    0
    Stetler: Hey what's that over there?
    Horatio: [turns and looks] What's what?
    Stetler: Ha! Made you look!
     
  11. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2004
    Messages:
    9,792
    Likes Received:
    1
    Rick: I warned you about that, Horatio.
    Horatio: What's that, Rick.
    Rick: Ryan, Calleigh, and Eric told me you put them up to this.
    Horatio: It's just some harmless fun while on a break. Just to ease the tension.
    Rick: If there is one person here to Rick-Roll, it will be me. (singing) Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down...
     
  12. Gooniegirl3333

    Gooniegirl3333 Lab Technician

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2010
    Messages:
    709
    Likes Received:
    0
    Horatio: Rick, I thought you were in jail. Wait a minute... who are they?
    Rick: Those, my friend, are the new writers I hired when I fired the old ones. And guess what? They made me Lieutenant... now hand me those sunglasses.
    Horatio to self: I need to get out of here. Where are those one-liners when you need them?
     
  13. CSI-AJ

    CSI-AJ Lab Technician

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    Messages:
    590
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rick: Horatio, why are there giant chess pieces outside the PD?
    Horatio: Chief's idea, you vs me. All for charity
    Rick: (Evil grin) You know that you can't beat me? you never have...
    Horatio: (Sinister grin) First time for everything Rick
     
  14. Court

    Court Prime Suspect

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2010
    Messages:
    195
    Likes Received:
    0
    Horatio: Which one is our suspect?
    Rick: Eenie, meenie, minee, mo. Catch a baddie by the ...
     
  15. flack's girl

    flack's girl Dead on Arrival

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2010
    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    0
    Rick : But the bathroom used to be down that corridor.

    H : I know Son, I know
     

Share This Page