Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

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Speedle03

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list your favorite line from any of the 3 CSI shows.

I personally like "We never close" -Horatio Caine CSI Miami
 
As this is a thread that deals with all three CSI shows I'm moving it to The General Forum.
 
I have a best and a worst.

Worst: "She's..... gone." - Horatio (stating the obvious in his one-liner way)

Best: "First you said there's a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?" - Calleigh Duquesne (being all cute and flirtatious)
 
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I quite like these ones.

Suspect: So serious... that's hot.
Ryan: *smiles* Open your mouth.
Suspect: Guys usually say please.
Ryan: Can you name the Buckeye State for me please?
Suspect: What's a buckeye?
Ryan: ... Say Ohio.
Suspect: O-hi-oo.
*Ryan puts swab in her mouth*
Suspect: That's hot.

AND

Frank: Well you are sleeping with the neighbour lady. We call that motive.

AND

Valera: That noose was a pain in the neck! *laughs at self and then looks at Horatio who's looking at her blankly, awaiting results...*
Valera: Sorry...
 
In addtion to Luf100's from Legal -here is another on......of course I am bad with exact quotes....so I apologize if it is off.

That must have been one kinky party! - Ryan Wolfe!
 
One of my favorites (the only one I can think of at the moment) comes from CSI:Miami :)

It's Ryan's classic "I've got a keen grasp of the obvious". It never gets old :lol:
 
Having worked in the hotel business for about 25 years, I always get a chuckle from Tim Speedle's comment: "I love hotel rooms - body fluids everywhere."
 
Jim Brass - "I'm just a phone booth away from changing into my tights and saving the world."
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:lol: What ep was that in? I don't remember that one.

Greg Sanders (to Grissom) in "Let The Seller Beware": You infected me with mildew!?
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That whole scene was hilarious! I love Greg!

It's Ryan's classic "I've got a keen grasp of the obvious". It never gets old
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:lol: That reminds me of something my bro said to me. Something like "you have an uncanny ability to state the obvious" or something that effect. :lol:

My fave from CSI: Miami is when Calleigh and Eric were looking for that missing blonde girl, but there was an Hispanic girl who had gone missing years before and no one looked for her. Eric said something about how you have to have blonde hair and blue eyes to get attention when you're kidnapped. Then he looked at Calleigh and said "no offense" and Calleigh replied: "None taken." Then after a beat, she added: "My eyes are green." :lol:

And the scene between C&E where they were looking at a car and Eric said something about "spinners" and Calleigh was like "what?" and Eric explained and Calleigh goes "Oh! A hubcap!" :lol:

I can't think of any for NY at the moment. I need to sit down and start writing reviews for eps from now on and writing down the quotes I like so I'll remember them better. :lol:

CSI LV... so many quotes, so little time. I like the one where Greg and Griss were talking and Greg said something about being like a sponge and absorbing things and Grissom said something like "I thought that was my line" and Greg said "Yeah and then I absorbed it." :lol:
 
Leaping Lizards was the one with Ally Sheedy, right? That was either season 6 or 7 neither of which I have on DVD yet. I need to order 6 if it's still on sale at amazon. :lol:
 
On the Miami ep "Blood in the water" (I think that was the title), Ryan goes to the morgue to talk to Alex about the body of the boy that was found. He says something about the trauma to the body or something and Alexx says:

"Well, look at my boy... all growed up." :lol: It was funny the way she said it.
 
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