You know when your car is to small when...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Speedle03, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Speedle03

    Speedle03 Dead on Arrival

    Jun 5, 2008
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    You can drive up under a semitruck and say that is really
    dirty and drive back out.
    Your car actually gets stuck in the pothole
    Clowns come up to you and say dang that car's small
    You can stick your hand out the window and the vehicle will turn.
    Truck drivers pick ur car out of the grill of their truck
    The cupholder takes up the most room in the car
    The only luggage you can put in it while going on a trip is your lunch box
  2. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

    Sep 27, 2004
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    Instead of a dealership, you get your car in a Hot Wheels or Matchbox package.
    You use an old shirt as a dust cover.
    Your windshield wipers are Q-tips.
    You can actually fill up the gas tank for under $10.00 (for now).
    You can't fit gloves in the glove compartment.

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