It's good to have you here! I'm sure you'll do a fine job. It's best if you keep the hairs you pull out so the doctors know about how many they need to put back in.
Also, might I recommend putting a pillow on the wall next to the computer? That way when the head banging starts you won't break your cranium.
I'm kidding. I'm sure it won't be... that bad.
Again, welcome!