We just got married in Vegas.

*throws the rice in the trash and picks up a bag of birdseed* Ok, then.

Yay! *throws birdseed* I'm sending you a toaster! :lol:
*is attacked by pidgeons...crazy-ass-mutant pidgeons*
ARGHHHHH!!!

Let's hope that the birds didn't poop on jkladis's beautiful dress. But it is supposed to be good luck, right? :lol:
 
Please tell me you didn't go with the Elvis impersonator. All the truly chic hold out for the Ozzie Ozbourne impersonator. You get to drink complimentary bat's blood while waiting for him to remember the lines to the ceremony.
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...and then you can't understand what he's saying anyway. Yeah, did that last year. :eek:

So does this mean there are Carmine impersonators out there? :confused: Because that would make the world a very scary place. :lol:
 
*bump*

Wait, so now that you're living in the bushes with his alleged love child, does that mean you got a quickie divorce? And by quickie, I mean, did he wake up the next morning, scream like a banshee and get the whole damned thing annulled?
 
:lol: Ohh!! Congrats to newly weds!! Are the pics done yet?

How many glasses you had him raising this time? :devil: See if you can make him raise another 28 & give that poor fugly kid his name before he's 18 birthday. :lol: And hurry. U know this marriage won't last a minute longer than the hungover. :lol:



Top41 said:
Congrats! who caught the bouquet? :)
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Eddie! :D
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Top, tell the whole story. :lol: During the "If somebody ... or forever hold their peace" Eddie stormed in, punched jkladis in the face ( BTW, how's u'r face doing? ) and stole the bouquet before the security jumped in. That hardly qualifies as catching the bouquet. :lol:



I must be the luckiest person alive.
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Yes, you are!
 
Lorelai said:
Top41 said:
Congrats! who caught the bouquet? :)
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Eddie! :D
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Top, tell the whole story. :lol: During the "If somebody ... or forever hold their peace" Eddie stormed in, punched jkladis in the face ( BTW, how's u'r face doing? ) and stole the bouquet before the security jumped in. That hardly qualifies as catching the bouquet. :lol:
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Was the bouquet all Eddie carried off that night? :confused: :devil: ;)

I had forgotten about the Vegas wedding. Maybe that explains why jkladis hasn't yet been evicted from those bushes. ;) :lol:
 
Was I the only sober - ish person at that wedding? :rolleyes:


Was the bouquet all Eddie carried off that night?
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I don't know! :confused: He made me bring him to the wedding. ( Can't believe I fell for that.. :rolleyes: ) And, let's just say I left alone, he vanished. ( Very nice of him, BTW. Quite the knight he was.) :rolleyes:

Guess the question is : where is the groom?

U think he stole the bouquet & the groom? :eek: He's being a better friend that we could expect him to be! Thank God someone has Carmine's back. :lol: :lol:
 
Top41 said:
I had forgotten about the Vegas wedding. Maybe that explains why jkladis hasn't yet been evicted from those bushes.
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Yeah, California does have those community property laws. He might be holding out for his half of that celestial star light.
 
Wow, Springmoon dug deep to find this baby! Nice work though. We've got many new peeps who may not be aware of the beauty that is Kladis or the largeness of his delusions.

It's been over a year and we still haven't seen wedding pics. :confused:
 
MrsGiovinazzo said:
Wow, Springmoon dug deep to find this baby!
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The things that you find when you're awake at three in the morning ;) It's going to be hard to scrounge up those anniversary pics from the bushes though.
 
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