Twists we do NOT want to happen
- Thread starter dogbert14
- Start date
Della
Police Officer
1) Frank discovers that he does indeed have 'Stupid' stamped across his forehead. Poor thing 
2) Horatio calculates just how much of his life has been wasted by those... pauses...
3) Valera returns with a tale about how a DNA accident attacked her cell structure and, as she pulls off her latex face, reveals to Horatio that she is now the invisible woman and also where she's been for the last couple of weeks - which inevitably causes Horatio to dip his head and blush profusely - and forces him to make a mental note to warn Delko, Frank and Ryan
4) Natalia suddenly realises that she's the crossover element of 'Heroes' and has the power of instant memory recall
5) Horatio loses his sunnies and so goes all his power of deduction
6) Kyle suddenly can't believe his father is Horatio and so cuts off his left hand and is last seen screaming "Nooooooooo!!!" into the camera and running off into the sunset
2) Horatio calculates just how much of his life has been wasted by those... pauses...
3) Valera returns with a tale about how a DNA accident attacked her cell structure and, as she pulls off her latex face, reveals to Horatio that she is now the invisible woman and also where she's been for the last couple of weeks - which inevitably causes Horatio to dip his head and blush profusely - and forces him to make a mental note to warn Delko, Frank and Ryan
4) Natalia suddenly realises that she's the crossover element of 'Heroes' and has the power of instant memory recall
5) Horatio loses his sunnies and so goes all his power of deduction
6) Kyle suddenly can't believe his father is Horatio and so cuts off his left hand and is last seen screaming "Nooooooooo!!!" into the camera and running off into the sunset
LemonJelly06
Lab Technician
Calleigh with Jake... me no likey him.
FluffyBlonde
Witness
Calleigh marrying Jake
Horatio having several more secret children and maybe a grand child or two hidden away somewhere.
Horatio being the star of another soapish storyline
Someone breaking Horatio's sunglasses of justice (Cos' that would be a disaster.)
Anyone dying
Eric not punching Jake for being such a egotistical pig (Sorry for all who like him. I do not.)
Drommie
XOXOXOX
Horatio having several more secret children and maybe a grand child or two hidden away somewhere.
Horatio being the star of another soapish storyline
Someone breaking Horatio's sunglasses of justice (Cos' that would be a disaster.)
Anyone dying
Eric not punching Jake for being such a egotistical pig (Sorry for all who like him. I do not.)
Drommie
XOXOXOX
Mrs. Darcy1234
Hit and Run
There were all funny, but I have a few:
1. Horatio is really working for the Feds
2. Horatio and Stetler are really brothers
3. Marsiol is not dead, she just faked her own death to get away from Horatio
4. Kyle is not Horatio's son, but stetler's (How funny would that be...lol)
5. Speed is not dead, and only Eric knows where he is hiding out.
1. Horatio is really working for the Feds
2. Horatio and Stetler are really brothers
3. Marsiol is not dead, she just faked her own death to get away from Horatio
4. Kyle is not Horatio's son, but stetler's (How funny would that be...lol)
5. Speed is not dead, and only Eric knows where he is hiding out.
Marija_Magdalena
Pathologist
Very, very funny.
1) Jake and Calleigh in any kind of relationship.
2) Marisol is not really Eric's sister, she is alive and in a secret relationship with Calleigh.
:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.
1) Jake and Calleigh in any kind of relationship.
2) Marisol is not really Eric's sister, she is alive and in a secret relationship with Calleigh.
Della said:2) Horatio calculates just how much of his life has been wasted by those... pauses...
:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.
EmilyRocks
Police Officer
Frank is really a chick.
Eric moves to Vegas and becomes a CSI there.
They decide to get rid of the Hummers.
Horatio accidentally shot himself at the end of season 6.
** I think Calleigh dyeing her hair is funny. That better not happen!
Eric moves to Vegas and becomes a CSI there.
They decide to get rid of the Hummers.
Horatio accidentally shot himself at the end of season 6.
** I think Calleigh dyeing her hair is funny. That better not happen!
C.H.E.A.R.
Pathologist
Natalia COULD actually shoot Ryan accidentally. That'd be kinda cool, in a Ryan-not-dying way. LOL! I definately DONT Cal to be with J ahem J, I can't even say his name...it rhymes wid cake. Oh, Horatio laughing out loud, that'd never happen. Hmm, I can't think of any more.
Last edited:
Twists I do NOT want to see happen:
(1) Jake cheating on Calleigh (if they want to break them up, that's one thing [as long as they kept him on the show cause he's my second fave character], but not that way. He's not the cheating kind... besides he's too busy with undercover work to have time for cheating lol)- Not to mention him cheating on her would be way too soap-operaish and this show has plenty of that already, dontcha think?
(2) Ryan dying (I would stop watching the show immediately and boycott it for all eternity- he's the only reason I started watching regularly. I don't think he's immature, I think it just seems that way [to some people] because he's the youngest member of the team. Not to mention him dying would be a total ripoff of the Speed storyline and it would also dishonor the memory of that character and would be a total "jump the shark" moment... besides, Ryan keeps things interesting.)
(3) Eric Sykes returning (I am not a fan of the character, but I will not insult her cause some here might be fans of her character and it'd be unfair to them to insult her. I wouldn't like to see my faves insulted or bashed, so it'd be unfair of me to bash any other character. Plus, it wouldn't be funny).
(4) Ron Saris turning out to be Horatio's long lost relative.
(5) Nick Townsend returning from the dead.
(6) Horatio being fitted with robot parts after being too badly injured in a shoot out. This would not only confirm that he is Super H, but he'd be Robo-H. :lol:
:guffaw:That's freaking hysterical. How about this one?
(7) Kyle finds out Ron Saris is really his father and says "No, that's not true! That's impossible!"
(8) H's niece Madison being Ryan's niece (cause Suzie is Ryan's sister).
(9) Ron Saris becoming good.
(10) Stetler and Horatio sharing the job of running the lab (okay actually, I like that idea a little, but it would be a ripoff of the Vegas Gil/Cath thing)
(11) Valera stops changing her hair color. :lol:
(12) Horatio replacing his sunnies with those gag glasses with the eyeball springy things.
(13) Ryan and Eric getting in a fist fight over the last donut.
(14) Natalia and Calleigh arguing over which one is going to play with the bow and arrow.
(15) Horatio and Frank getting drunk and going to a Karaoke bar. (Okay, that might actually be amusing)
(16) Eric and Natalia not admitting they still have the hots for each other.
(17) Ryan and Valera not being in anymore scenes together (they are cute together).
(18) Frank auditioning for "So You Think You Can Dance".
(19) Frank doing the Snoopy dance.
(20) Anyone singing "ding dong the redhead's dead". :lol:
:lol: I like the Stetler being Kyle's dad one... too funny.
:lol: Secretly! Too funny. It'd be interesting to see how she kept that from the others. Wearing funny hats, wigs, etc... :lol:
:lol: these are funny.
(1) Jake cheating on Calleigh (if they want to break them up, that's one thing [as long as they kept him on the show cause he's my second fave character], but not that way. He's not the cheating kind... besides he's too busy with undercover work to have time for cheating lol)- Not to mention him cheating on her would be way too soap-operaish and this show has plenty of that already, dontcha think?
(2) Ryan dying (I would stop watching the show immediately and boycott it for all eternity- he's the only reason I started watching regularly. I don't think he's immature, I think it just seems that way [to some people] because he's the youngest member of the team. Not to mention him dying would be a total ripoff of the Speed storyline and it would also dishonor the memory of that character and would be a total "jump the shark" moment... besides, Ryan keeps things interesting.)
(3) Eric Sykes returning (I am not a fan of the character, but I will not insult her cause some here might be fans of her character and it'd be unfair to them to insult her. I wouldn't like to see my faves insulted or bashed, so it'd be unfair of me to bash any other character. Plus, it wouldn't be funny).
(4) Ron Saris turning out to be Horatio's long lost relative.
(5) Nick Townsend returning from the dead.
(6) Horatio being fitted with robot parts after being too badly injured in a shoot out. This would not only confirm that he is Super H, but he'd be Robo-H. :lol:
:guffaw:That's freaking hysterical. How about this one?
(7) Kyle finds out Ron Saris is really his father and says "No, that's not true! That's impossible!"
(8) H's niece Madison being Ryan's niece (cause Suzie is Ryan's sister).
(9) Ron Saris becoming good.
(10) Stetler and Horatio sharing the job of running the lab (okay actually, I like that idea a little, but it would be a ripoff of the Vegas Gil/Cath thing)
(11) Valera stops changing her hair color. :lol:
(12) Horatio replacing his sunnies with those gag glasses with the eyeball springy things.
(13) Ryan and Eric getting in a fist fight over the last donut.
(14) Natalia and Calleigh arguing over which one is going to play with the bow and arrow.
(15) Horatio and Frank getting drunk and going to a Karaoke bar. (Okay, that might actually be amusing)
(16) Eric and Natalia not admitting they still have the hots for each other.
(17) Ryan and Valera not being in anymore scenes together (they are cute together).
(18) Frank auditioning for "So You Think You Can Dance".
(19) Frank doing the Snoopy dance.
(20) Anyone singing "ding dong the redhead's dead". :lol:
:lol: I like the Stetler being Kyle's dad one... too funny.
:lol: Secretly! Too funny. It'd be interesting to see how she kept that from the others. Wearing funny hats, wigs, etc... :lol:
:lol: these are funny.
calleighismyhero
Prime Suspect
1) Calleigh loseing her southern accent
2) Calleigh addmitting that she doesn't like Eric(that would b horrible!)
3) Horatio joining the Mala Noche gang
4) Calleigh becoming pregnat and quitting her job
2) Calleigh addmitting that she doesn't like Eric(that would b horrible!)
3) Horatio joining the Mala Noche gang
4) Calleigh becoming pregnat and quitting her job
togofan444
Prime Suspect
Those would actually be hilarious!!! I love them!
Hollyyo
CSI Level Two
Ryan gets a nail in the OTHER eye
Calleigh and Eric suddenly can't stand each other
Ryan's Uncle Ron is really Ron Sarris
Frank gets hair plugs
Horatio gets pink shades
Valera shaves her head and runs through the lab screaming, "I can't take it anymore!!!"
Ryan marries Erica Sykes
All the "minority report" style computers go down and no one remembers how to use a regular PC
Calleigh and Eric suddenly can't stand each other
Ryan's Uncle Ron is really Ron Sarris
Frank gets hair plugs
Horatio gets pink shades
Valera shaves her head and runs through the lab screaming, "I can't take it anymore!!!"
Ryan marries Erica Sykes
All the "minority report" style computers go down and no one remembers how to use a regular PC