The Best Of The Worst

csikicksurass said:
NJ, may i as who sings some of those rap songs because seriously, that isn't rap. That's rejects from Cat and the hat!
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Of course here you go:

"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly." Canibus

Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." Jay Z

call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex." Peter Gunz

Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin. Dr. Dre

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)" Redman

"Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus" Kanye West

I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana Young Dro

"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." LFO

"Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny." Cam'Ron

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo." Project Pat

"you can forget about Christmas cause you ain't gon even see New Years" Master P

"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus." Mase

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian." Chingy

Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!" Trina

It's amazing that some of the worst ones are from some of the most popular rappers.

Here's some more:

"The lady then she covered me with roses, She blew my nose and then she blew my mind."
-Rolling Stones ("Honky Tonk Women")

"She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think to sing it again..."
-Sisqo ("Thong Song")

And you wonder why he never came back after that song.
 
Nikky those are pretty horible too :rolleyes:

And some more crazy western titles

"I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With a 2" :lol:

"I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Dont Run So I Figure we Got An Even Deal"

"I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You"

"I Liked YOu Better Before I Knew You So Well"

"I Meant Every Word He Said"

"I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better"
 
And still more of *REAL* country song titles :D

"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"

"You're Ruining My Bad Reputation"

"You're A Cross I Can't Bear"

"You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life"

"I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised"

"I'm Getting Grey From Being Blue"
 
And another batch of *real* titles ;)

"You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me"

"You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd"

"You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too"

"You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat"

"You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play"

"Who You Gonna Belive, Me Or Your Lying Eyes"
 
:lol:. I love country and I have NEVER heard those titles. They are hilarious. :lol:

Okay...everytime I hear this song I have to laugh...

"There's nothing else that I have seen
There's no getting around it
Or in between
You're out of this world
Except you're not green
Look
You don't know what you mean
To me
To me"

:lol:. It's just funny..
 
OMG! some of this lyrics are sooo bad that i couldn't even imagine how people sang that? for me is funnier cause english isn't my first language and sometimes i don't hear all words in songs, so now, when i'm reading that i think OMG! who wrote this? what was his/her inspiration? :D
 
Song Titles
"He's been drunk since his wife went punk"
"The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch"
"I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You"
"Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed"
 
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