The Best Of The Worst

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Desertwind

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Country-Western Song Titles {These are *real*} compiled by..Bill Atchly (atchley@coltrane.gnets.ncsu.edu) hiliarious :lol: feel free to add more!!!

"Do You Love A Good As You Look"
"Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life"
"Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed"
"Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart"
"Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me"
"Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure"
"Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares"
"How Can I Miss You If YOu Won't Go Away" :D
"I Changed her Oil, She Changed My Life"
"I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling"
 
More Country Titles:

Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him :lol:

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger :lol:

She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty :eek:

We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over :lol:

Worst Rap Lyrics

"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly." :confused: Somebody slept through Geometry.

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." Some body slept through Science class...

"call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."

"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"

"Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus"

I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana

"When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." (These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. Extra points for recording one of the worst songs ever known to man, Summer Girls.)

"Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny."

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo."

"you can forget about Christmas cause you ain't gon even see New Years" (Let me get this right, New Year comes before Christmas? I see.)

"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus." (Now, that's the type of money I definitely don't wanna be messing with.)

."I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian." (Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent.)

Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!"

Worst Pop Lyrics IMO:
"Love is when I loved you..." (Let me guess, "hear is when I heard you, sight is when I saw you,..."

Worst Pop Titles (These afe from that group, 2Gether, if you remember them, they had their own show on MTV.)

"Love is Sticky Like Blueberry Syrup"

"Some Boys (Wear Pink Sweatpants)"

"Weep Me a Stream"

"Flowers Aren't Just For Girls"

"The Snake Skin Slide

"ADIDAS [All Day I Dream About Sequins]"

"Anything You Want (I Already Have It Haha)"

"Some Boys Dance With Men PT2"

"Toe Ring And ManPurse Are Mine"

"Unperfect IS a word Dammit!"

"Flannel Sheets"

"I Get Lost On The Highway (everytime I look into your eyes)"

"You Ain't My Girl, So Give Me Back My Pants"
 
OMG this thread is comedy gold. :lol: :D Hmm...can't think of anything off the top of my head, but the metal genre can be just as bad with some song titles and lyrics. Especially Power Metal. XD Can't think of too many off the top of my head though. :/
 
More Country Titles :lol:

"I Don't Want Your Body If You Hearts Not In It"
"I Can't get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me"
"I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy"
"Get You Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"
"Heavens Just A Sin Away"
"Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart"
"Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind"
"How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33"
"I Fell In A Pile Of Love And Got You"
 
I was reading them and omg those are halarious.

NJ, may i as who sings some of those rap songs because seriously, that isn't rap. That's rejects from Cat and the hat!
 
They are hilarious..& we all need to :D :D and some more to make you laugh :lol:glad your all enjoying these!!!

"Ive Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies, And I'm Blue All The Time"

"I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying Over You" :D

"I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In The Welfare Line"

"If The Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will"

"If I Can't Be Number One In YOur Life, Then Number Two On You"

"If I'd Have Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now" :lol: (this one cracked me up)
 
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets." (These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. Extra points for recording one of the worst songs ever known to man, Summer Girls.)
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:lol: I like that song! It wasn't supposed to make sense.
 
Do you know what's wrong? Back when I worked part-time at a country radio station on weekends for several years, I played a few of those songs listed above. My apologies to the listeners here in town. :)
 
More Silly Song titles.. and I got them from the web-site listed in the first post!! and, who the hell would think of these song titles, except the people who thought of these song titles :D

"If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low"

"If The Jukebox Took Teardrops, I'd Cry All Night Long"

"If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me"

"If You Leave, Can I Come Too?"

"Ti Takes Me All Night Long, To Do What I Used To do All Night Long"

"Mama Get The Hammer! There's A Fly On Papa's Head"

" If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You"

"My Every Day Silver Is Plastic" :D

"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Dont Love Jesus"
 
And still more.. these are sooo funny :lol:

"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him"

"I've Got Hair Oil In My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You"

"Out Of My Head, And Back In My Bed"

"She Got The Gold Mine, And I Got The Shaft"

"She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger"

"Thank God, And Greyhound She's Gone" :D

"They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out"

"When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In" :lol:
 
Here are some more stupid ones:

"I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"

"Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade"

"If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?"

"C'mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You're Too Old to Ride the Range"
 
:lol: :lol: those were funny. unbeliveable what people will think of,, and more country titles :lol:

"She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart"

"She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty"

"Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love"

"She's Out Doing What I'm Doing Here Without"

"Tennis Must be Your Racket, Cause Love Means Nothin' To You"

"The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"

"Touch Me With More Than Your Hands"
 
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