Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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I love the interaction between Lilly and Ryan. Nothing needed to be said. All we needed were the actions and
reactions, and we know.

*Sigh* Geni, you rock my socks up and down city blocks. Great update. ;)
 
:lol: Oh noes, the poor reading glasses of justice. :lol: Ah I remember that well. *sigh* Poor Ratio's gonna need a new job.

Thanks so much for the reviews!

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Universal Studios

Liza Divination: And who are you?

Delko: I'm Eric Delko.

Liza: Well I'm Liza. Pleased to meet you. Now, I understand you're an actor.

Delko: Oh yeah. I can act my way out of anything. One time I was stuck in a paper bag. I acted the hell out of it.

Liza: ...*nods slowly*

Horatio: *rubs eyes* He's not an actor.

Liza: He's not?

Delko: Yes I am. Horatio's lying.

Horatio: I don't lie.

Delko: Sure you do.

Horatio: I don't.

Liza: And you are?

Horatio: Horatio Caine, Miami Dade CSI.

Liza: Oooh I just got chills. Do that again except take your shades off and put them on as you say it.

Horatio: What? Why?

Liza: Because people like that.

Horatio: No.

Calleigh: *smiles* I'm Calleigh Duquesne. I'm the southerner of the group and I've been told I'm cuter than a button.

Liza: Well that you are! Would you like your own hair and makeup team?

Calleigh: WOULD I!

Horatio: *sigh* No, we're leaving.

Delko: *kicks Horatio*

Horatio: Ow.

Liza: Now as you know our old show was cancelled. What I want to do is bring you guys on as the new and fresher outlook into Crime Scene Investigation.

Horatio: I don't think people would like a crossover.

Liza: Nonsense. People love crossovers. It's the only thing that's keeping the tv business alive. You think Law and Order would still be around if it didn't have crossovers? I think not. Now, the first episode you guys will be in is a kidnapping of a chief's daughter an-

Horatio: Wait, whoa, wait a second. Come again?

Liza: A little girl is kidnapped and flown to Miami.

Horatio: *frowns* What show will this be called.

Liza: CSI:Mia-

Everyone: NO!

Liza: What?

Delko: BLASPHEMY!

Calleigh: THE HORROR OF IT ALL!

Horatio: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Liza: What's wrong with the children?

Horatio: Nothing. I've just always wanted to say that.

Miami Lab, 7pm, fingerprint lab

Lilly: *walks in* You have anything?

Ryan: A match.

Lilly: Sounds good. Who's the lucky winner?

Ryan: Pete Alvarez, 17 years old, just got out of Dade Juvinile Facility.

Lilly: What was he in for?

Ryan: Robbery.

Lilly: Not a light offense for 17 years old. We should pick him up in the morning.

Ryan: Yeah. *grabs paper* He's not listed on the paintball team though.

Lilly: Doesn't mean he didn't have access to the weapons.

Ryan: Yeah.

Speed: *walks in* Progress.

Lilly: I was analysing one of the modified weapons and found prints belonging to Pete Alvarez. He just got out of prison.

Speed: Did he know the victim?

Lilly: We're going to find that out.

Speed: Good work. Don't stay here too late, okay?

Lilly: Yes sir.

Speed: *leaves*

Lilly: *typing*

Ryan: What are you doing?

Lilly: Looking for any associates.

Ryan: You think he had a partner?

Lilly: There has to be a reason he'd want the guy dead and I doubt he'd be able to break in by himself.

Ryan: Why not?

Lilly: He was convicted for robbery. Guys usually don't do it alone if they're in for a large cash sum.

Ryan: Did he have any partners in the heist that sent him to prison?

Lilly: Right there. Sandy Jacobs. Claimed she was a victim and no charges were laid.

Ryan: Wait, isn't that the co-worker at the youth centre?

Lilly: Could be.

Ryan: Well that's a lead.

Lilly: Definitely more luck than we were having this morning.

Ryan: ...Lilly, can I ask you a question?

Lilly: Go ahead.

Ryan: Would you...Like to go out for dinner tonight?

Lilly: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: *stares at Lilly*

Lilly: *smiles* This is supposed to be the funny part, right?

Ryan: ...What do you mean.

Lilly: I say yes, you laugh at me, we tease each other about this for days, that kind of thing. I mean, you're just messin' around, right?

Ryan: Lilly...

Lilly: You are such a turd! *laughing* It's because of the whole hug thing right? Because that was totally what made you do this.

Ryan: Lil...

Lilly: What?

Ryan: I'm...In love with you.

Lilly: *bursts out laughing* GOSH RYAN YOU CRACK ME UP! *slaps Ryan* That's funny, it really is. *sigh* Whew, had to wipe some tears there. Alright, you can cut it out because I'm not going to fall for it. Funny, but not very believable. You should have gone with something like "you're hot" or "let's kick it in the back of the Hummer" but that was good. *laughs* Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow. *walks away*

Ryan: ...

TBC.................
 
Oh wow...what great updates!!! I almost cracked myself silly at the Ryan/ Lily thing... I knew they were going to get it together,...or not. Lily is just brushing him aside at last reading. But, I won't put it past Wolfe to keep trying like the boyscout he is.

Okay,...Ah, Eric really wants to act doesn't he? He tripped me out when he told Liza that he once was in a paper bag and he acted the hell out of it!! Hiliarous!

You know those sayings that have such a forboding tone to them, such as When Tim said the words "I have plenty of time for that?"...

Calleigh: Pfft, when we win an Emmy, I'll shave my head.


That sure sounds like Calleigh just stepped in it, be it her luck that they do win an Emmy....

Hiliarious, too Hiliairious!!!
 
Oh Liza… you so clever Geni. Poor Eric, how do you get stuck in a paper bag? He really wants to act. There’s always Broadway Eric, I’m sure you’ll do fine… unless you can’t sing, then we may have a problem. :lol: Awww, poor Ryan, he finally worked up the courage, and Lilly thought he was kidding (I’d probably think he was kidding too if some cute guy like him came up and told me that, but that’s just because of my confidence issues :p). Don’t give up Ryan, show her you mean it; flowers, chocolate, a date, a pony! Give her a pony and she’ll know you’re serious! :lol:

I can’t wait to see how the Ryan/Lilly thing ends up Geni! Keep it up!
 
WOW. You've had a lot of pent up chapters. Haven't you Geni? ;)

I love how badly Eric wants to act. Horatio's a natural.

Poor Ryan. He seemed so shy, and finally he got the courage to ask Lilly out. :( If I were her and one of my guy friends asked me out and we had that kind of relationship, I'd think the same thing too.

Geni, these updates were worth waiting for. I'm off to bed, so if you do update again tonight I'll be missing it. (RL hits again!)
 
Lilly! How DARE you laugh at Ryan as he's asking you out! There goes his self-esteem. Yes I see it flying there. Oh god. Well if you don't want him, I will take him :p You're so mean. You don't laugh at Ryan. He was so cute...poor baby. *huggles Ryan and chases his self-esteem*

Geni, first of all: great chapters. You were on a roll. Secondly: OMG YOU HAVE A RYAN ICON!!! Yeah I'm good :lol:
 
:lol: Yes I do have a Ryan icon. :D

Thanks everyone for the reviews. :)

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Hummerhome, next morning

Delko: I can't believe we got kicked out of Universal Studios.

Calleigh: I can't believe you got kicked out of California.

Delko: How was I supposed to know that cop wasn't a hooker?

Horatio: *scribbles on whiteboard* That's two states where Eric isn't allowed back in.

Delko: Does this mean we're going back to Miami?

Horatio: I'm afraid so.

Calleigh: Hey where'd Katie go? I haven't seen her in a while.

Horatio: Maybe she went for a walk.

Delko: *flips channels* ...This thing isn't listening to me.

Calleigh: The remote? Or the TV?

Delko: Both. *bangs remote against couch* WORK, DAMN YOU! Man I hate satellite.

Horatio: I wanted satellite.

Delko: I hate it. You got 300 news channels and the channels that we DON'T have are in the list but the channels we DO have seem to be lost among the 800 sports channels and radio stations. And the satellite box is blinking like a friggin stop light but nothing's happening. I DON'T WANT TO WATCH A SHOW ABOUT BIKES!

Calleigh: Oooh they're racing. Keep it here.

Delko: *stares at Calleigh* It won't let me change the channel.

Horatio: All you have to do is unplug it all and then wait 60 seconds.

Delko: *runs to tv, unplugs everything*

BZZZ

Delko: OW!

Calleigh: *giggles* Your hair is standing on end.

Delko: It electrocuted me!

Horatio: You were supposed to turn off the tv first.

Delko: *turns off tv*

Calleigh: Okay plug everything back in.

Delko: *plugs cords in* Alright here we go. *turns on tv*

Tv starts blinking, volume turns up, static goes in and out

Delko: AH! *covers ears* IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING!

Horatio: NO! TURN IT OFF!

Delko: *pressing buttons* IT WON'T TURN OFF! WHAT DO I DO!

Calleigh: THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

Horatio: NO, WE'RE NOT THROWING IT OUT THE WINDOW!

Delko: MY BRAIN IS MELTING!

Calleigh: YOUR BRAIN CAN'T MELT, IT'S NOT EVEN IN YOUR HEAD!

Delko: HEY!

Horatio: THE HIGH-PITCHED NOISES ARE GIVING ME HEADACHES! *holding head*

Delko: *holding head* AHHHHHHHH!

Calleigh: *holding head*

Apartment

Anni: Hey Tim?

Speed: *grabs keys* Yeah.

Anni: Why does our son still have blue eyes?

Speed: *turns around*

Anni: *rubs chin*

Speed: *walks over* What are you talking about?

Anni: I thought he'd have brown eyes.

Speed: Anni...You have blue eyes.

Anni: ...I do?

Speed: Yes.

Anni: Huh. I forgot about that.

Speed: Just because he's a boy, doesn't mean he'll turn out exactly like me.

Anni: I hope not.

Speed: *frowns* Funny.

Anni: *laughs* You goin' to work?

Speed: I don't get paid if I don't.

Anni: When are we going to be able to spend some time together?

Speed: *points to baby* When this little guy turns 18.

Baby: *bounces in chair*

Speed: *smirks*

Anni: *crosses arms* We can always send him to my mother's.

Speed: So she can ruin him? We're going to screw him up in our own twisted way thank you very much.

Anni: *laughs*

Speed: *smiles* I'll see you when I get home from work.

Anni: *smiling* Okay.

Speed: *kisses Anni* See you later. *leaves*

Anni: *looks at baby* It's just you and me, kid.

Miami Lab

Speed: *walks into Trace Lab*

Lilly: Hey.

Speed: You analysing some evidence in here?

Lilly: Yeah I found a substance on the paintball gun. *grabs paper*

Speed: What is it?

Lilly: Liquid sugar, white vinegar, salt, onion powder. *sigh* That makes this ketchup.

Speed: That's good, right?

Lilly: Makes it the murder weapon.

Speed: Then why don't you sound happy about it?

Lilly: Our suspect Pete Alvarez is out of town.

Speed: He skipped out?

Lilly: Yeah and Sandy Jacobs is nowhere to be seen either.

Speed: You'll get a lead.

Lilly: I hope so.

Speed: You're doing a great job, Lilly.

Lilly: Thanks.

Speed: *lifts head*...

Lilly: *looks at door*

Katie: *smiling, holding gun* The team should be back in a couple of days. I, however pulled in a favor from LAPD and got a flight here.

Speed: *looks at gun*

Katie: *points gun at Speed* Funny how Horatio keeps putting in a small gun vault in the Hummerhome. I have one of Trevor's precious desert eagles. They're a little dainty but whatever. A bullet's a bullet.

Speed: What are you planning to do with it?

Katie: Oh I've just been thinking ever since you hung up on me that I never get to spend any time with you and your family anymore.

Speed: Really.

Katie: Mhm. I thought we could maybe go out for a bite to eat, or if you want we could stay inside.

Speed: With a gun?

Katie: Oh I forgot, um, I'm going to kill y'all after.

Speed: Why are you acting like this?

Katie: *laughs* Where do you think Lori gets her endearing qualities from? *waves gun around* I think it's time I started amending some things in my life.

Lilly: Should I...Leave?

Speed: Just stay there. Katie, put the gun down.

Katie: No. You can't tell me what to do. I'm not your SLAVE.

Speed: No one said you were.

Katie: *walks closer* When I'm finished with your little family, you're going to wish they had what your death is going to be.

Speed: *frowns* You hurt them and I'll murder you myself.

Katie: *touches Speed's chest* I thought you promised to...Protect me.

Speed: *staring at Katie*

Katie: *smiles*

Speed: You sick son of a bitch.

Katie: *smile fades*

Lilly: *grabs cellphone, dials*

Katie: *points gun to Lilly, pulls trigger*

BAM

Lilly: *screams, drops gun*

Katie: Don't try that again.

Lilly: *nods*

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Speed: What do you want.

Katie: I want you dead.

Speed: And then what? You either run for the rest of your life or go to jail and sit there thinking how you'll never see another window as long as you live.

Katie: I plead insanity and get ten years.

Speed: And you know what, it would probably work. Have you taken a look around?

Katie: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!

Speed: *lifts brow*

Katie: I WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU! YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ME! YOU WERE ALWAYS WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE I WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH! I LEFT YOU TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE BUT IT DIDN'T WORK! WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO BE GOOD ENOUGH!

Speed: That was years ago.

Katie: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME, NOT HER!

Speed: Can you calm down, j-

Katie: NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! *shoves gun into Speed's chest* I am tired of you people telling me to CALM DOWN.

Speed: *frowning* I have a little boy at home who is going to grow up without a father if you don't calm the hell down.

Katie: Doesn't matter. They're all going to die.

Speed: No they won't.

Katie: Why!

Speed: Because you're going to calm down, and give me the gun.

Katie: *shakes head* No. No, I've had enough. *slams Speed in the face with gun*

Speed: AH! *falls against counter*

Katie: *runs out*

Speed: *holding face* GO GET HER!

Lilly: *runs*

Hall

Lilly: *pulls out gun* STOP!

Katie: *turns around*

Lilly: *looking at Katie*

Katie: *lifts gun, pulls trigger*

BAM

Lilly: *screams, falls*

Katie: *runs out*

Alarms go off, security personel run down the hall

Half hour later, Apartment

Anni: *wipes baby's mouth* There, that's better.

Baby: *smiling*

Anni: *sigh* I made you. THAT'S RIGHT. Ha.

Door bursts open

Katie: *walks in*

Anni: *turns around* Hi Katie, what are you doing here?

Katie: *lifts gun*

Anni: What are you doing?

Katie: Pick up the baby.

Anni: Why?

Katie: Do it.

Anni: *grabs baby*

Katie: Put him in a seperate room and then get into your bedroom.

Anni: Are you going to hurt him?

Katie: Do what I say.

Anni: I can't.

Katie: *nods* Fine. *pulls trigger*

BAM

Anni: AH! *falls over, baby in hand*

Katie: *walks over*

Anni: *holding baby*

Katie: Give him to me.

Anni: NO.

Katie: Come on, it's either you or him.

Anni: *coughs*

Katie: Okay, I've got all day. I'll wait until you die and then I'll take him.

Anni: *frowns*

Baby starts to cry

Anni: *coughing*

Katie: *looks at watch* I'd give about a half hour if you don't move. Slow bleed.

Anni: *kicks Katie*

Katie: AH!

Anni: *stands, runs into bedroom*

Katie: GET BACK HERE! *runs to bedroom*

Anni: *shuts door, locks it*

Katie: *kicking door* OPEN THE DOOR! *kicking door*

Inside room

Anni: *places baby inside closet, shuts closet door*

Shots fire through bedroom door

Anni: *ducks*

Door kicking continues

Anni: *sits against door*

Outside room

Katie: *kicking door* OPEN THIS THING! *looks around, runs to kitchen*

Kitchen

Katie: *grabs fire extinguisher, runs back to bedroom door* YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO OPEN THIS DOOR!

Speed: *runs in* KATIE!

Katie: *swings fire extinguisher*

Speed: *grabs Katie by the hair*

Katie: *screams*

Speed: *shoves Katie down the hall*

Katie: You stupid ass. *swings fire extinguisher*

Speed: *ducks* Where is she.

Katie: She's hiding like a wimp in her room. *throws fire extinguisher*

Speed: AH! *holds arm*

Katie: *runs to front door*

Speed: *runs, grabs Katie*

Katie: LET GO!

Speed: *punches Katie in face*

Katie: *falls against wall* ....*touches face* I should have shot you first. *kicks Speed*

Speed: UGH!

Katie: *punches Speed in face*

Speed: *slams into wall*

Katie: *grabs Speed by the hair* WHY DON'T YOU DIE! *throws Speed into adjacent wall*

Speed: *falls*

Katie: *kicking Speed* THIS IS FOR ALL THE CRAP YOU PUT ME THROUGH!

Sirens are heard, four patrol officers run to door, guns drawn

Cop1: Step away!

Cop2: *raises gun*

Katie: *looks at cops*

Cop3: *walks over* Put your hands behind your back and get on your knees.

Katie: *gets on knees*

Cop3: Ma'am do you have any weapons on you?

Katie: *shakes head*

Cop1: *walks over to Speed* Sir, are you okay?

Speed: *sits up* My wife...Is in the other room.

Cop1: *runs to other room*

Cop3: *grabs Katie* Stand up.

Katie: *stands*

Cop3 and Katie leave

TBC.....................
 
*Gasp*! Wh...OMG.... I'm speechless! Katie..ah, Katie went rather, NUTS... I knew from the time she hung up the phone, that there was something going on with her. BUT this.... she took it to another level. Such action...WOW! But, I'm shot...I have to know, is Jake okay? And myself,...I'm just really speechless... Geni, your genius, again, knows no bounds. Kudos on keeping it edge of your seat!

Outstanding job!
 
:eek:*speechless*

I just... I don't really know what to say. I'm at a loss for words...(which is extremely rare for me...EXTREMELY)

Okay, except for these words: great update, can't wait for more, and I am very curious to see what happens next.

Fantastic writing, Geni!
 
I'VE MISSED SO MUCH! *screams* OH I'M SO SORRY GENI! I'LL KILL MY TEACHERS NOW! SCREW HOMEWORK, THIS FIC IS MORE IMPORTANT. (And THERE go my chances of somehow appearing in the fic. Damn.)

Ryan: Sorry for being born.

Lilly: Apology accepted.

TBC..............

:lol: Yes! Again Lilly has the last laugh! Awesome line too. :lol: *high fives cainesugar* Point for Lilly!

Lilly: Okay well I can't seem to reach it. There is something mushy down here though.

Ryan: Are you wearing gloves?

Lilly: *looks up* What?

Ryan: ...Gloves.

*bursts out laughing* (Not kidding) :lol: Horatio in Heaven... ok. Take away that point for Lil...

Ryan: *grabs Lilly*

Lilly: *screams*

Ryan: *stands, shoves Lilly against wall*

*gets a visual* Wow...now is the perfect time for Ryan to make out with her... *makes up the rest of the scene in head* ;)

Yelina: Owner of this hotdog stand was shot. Witnesses say they didn't see a gunman.

*raises hand* Oh oh! I know! Kill Zone! *silence* What? A guy at a hotdog stand was shot by a sniper. Right Geni?

Lilly: Theories. *puts on shades* Miami style.

:lol: Ah everyone wants to be Horatio....

*GASP* OMG RYAN'S GONNA ASK ME OUT! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES... *takes deep breath* YES YES...

HORATIO IS MINE THEN! *thinks about it* Once i bribe Geni so i can get into near him. :lol:

Horatio: Horatio Caine, Miami Dade CSI.

Liza: Oooh I just got chills. Do that again except take your shades off and put them on as you say it.

:lol: That's awesome! Horatio might be an actor! :D

Horatio: *frowns* What show will this be called.

Liza: CSI:Mia-

Everyone: NO!

Liza: What?

Delko: BLASPHEMY!

Calleigh: THE HORROR OF IT ALL!

Horatio: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Liza: What's wrong with the children?

Horatio: Nothing. I've just always wanted to say that.

*bursts out laughing* (Again, not kidding) Ok, i'm saving update to a Word Doc. :lol: *wipes tear away* Oh i love this. *bursts out laughing*

Ryan: I'm...In love with you.

Lilly: *bursts out laughing* GOSH RYAN YOU CRACK ME UP! *slaps Ryan* That's funny, it really is. *sigh* Whew, had to wipe some tears there. Alright, you can cut it out because I'm not going to fall for it. Funny, but not very believable. You should have gone with something like "you're hot" or "let's kick it in the back of the Hummer" but that was good. *laughs* Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow. *walks away*

Ryan: ...

HORATIO IS MINE! *manical luaghter* Oh yeah, very smooth Ryan. Very Romeo and Juliet. Cept' Romeo didn't proclaim his love it such a gay way. *punches Wolfe's shoulder* Way to go Romeo.

Horatio: *scribbles on whiteboard* That's two states where Eric isn't allowed back in.
:eek: 2? What's the first one? And where the hell did you get a whiteboard?

Katie: I want you dead.

Speed: And then what? You either run for the rest of your life or go to jail and sit there thinking how you'll never see another window as long as you live.

Katie: I plead insanity and get ten years.

She won't have a problem with the insanity plea that's for sure.

Katie: *lifts gun, pulls trigger*

BAM

Lilly: *screams, falls*

Lilly!!! Cainesugar! *screams and runs over* I don't got a pulse! *screams* HEY ROMEO! COME AND SAVE YOUR GIRL!

OMG update Geni!! Has the actual Katie even READ this yet??
 
Holy Hell! I think this would be a time where Speed could call me crazy and actually mean it. The phrase "The Crazies aren't crazy" doesn't really apply to me right now. Wow I know I'm like alone and stuff but I shot Anni! *gaspage* I still love you I promise. And awww poor Lilly she didn't deserve to get shot either.

But awww its all kinda sad though I mean I just want the guy to love me. And its not like I wasn' lying when I said he was always with someone else. Well there were times when he was with me but...welll...we didn't have a very healthy relationshipe. 10 YEARS IF I PLEADED INSANITY! I won't last in the big house! They'd eat me alive I tell you. And I know I kinda just shot his wife and we beat eachother up I still think Speed and RT Katie need some serious chatting time.

And Lilly and Ryan....eh well atleast its not Lori! Ha still can't get me to like that. *sticks out tongue* lol Update soon please!
 
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