Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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OMG HE...AND HE....AND I... *huggles Geni to death*

Teehee, Ryan and I...WELL Lori is in Columbia, I hope she doesn't have super-Ryan senses to know what he's doing cause then I'm dead. :lol: But still, Ryan and I...the bickering is SO cute. :D Well, IMO, but I'm biased in the matter. :devil:

Aww Katie and Carly...but yeah, Katie doing something super-crazy? Sounds about right. I hope Speed gets it together and sits down and talks with her, because he can tell she misses him. Get YOUR head out of YOUR ass, Speedle! *hugs Speed*

Apology accepted... :lol: Love it, love it.

Thanks so much for shoving RL aside for ficland! Can't wait for another update, this one was awesome! (especially the part with Wolfeman and I... :devil:)
 
*In a sing-song voice* Lilly and Ryan sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G :lol:

I get the feeling that Katie is going to do something crazy... Is she going to do something crazy? She's going to do something crazy. :eek:

Great update, Geni!

*continues to sing song happily*
 
finally woo!!!
i think that lily will do something crazy!!
she sounds like the crazy kind!!
they will make a great couple!!
 
Y'all sure assume a lot. :p Maybe they both were in the bathroom, but seperate bathrooms. :lol: Besides, even if Lori did find out, Ryan and her aren't dating anymore and we all know how Lori is, lol.

About Katie, you'll just have to wait and find out. :p

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Miami Lab

Bathroom

Ryan: You think he'll find out?

Lilly: I don't think anyone will as long as we cover our tracks.

Ryan: Okay but...How?

Lilly: Just don't look conspicuous. You know how CSIs are. They like to investigate things.

Ryan: No, really?

Lilly: *rolls eyes* Okay Wolfe, get in that stall.

Ryan: You do it.

Lilly: You do it.

Ryan: No, you do it.

Lilly: Um, you do it.

Ryan: Okay we'll both do it.

Lilly: Together?

Ryan: It'll probably work better.

Lilly: *walks into stall*

Ryan: *walks into stall*

Lilly: *sigh* Here we go.

Ryan: Yeah.

Lilly: *reaches in toilet* I can't believe you dropped his keys down the toilet.

Ryan: *opens tank* You shouldn't have stolen them from me.

Lilly: It was my turn to drive!

Ryan: Yeah well now it's no one's turn to drive!

Lilly: Okay well I can't seem to reach it. There is something mushy down here though.

Ryan: Are you wearing gloves?

Lilly: *looks up* What?

Ryan: ...Gloves.

Lilly: *looks down at arm* EW! *pulls out hand* ...Hair? How did hair get down the toilet?

Ryan: Hairy butts?

Lilly: I hate the men's room.

Ryan: Well I hate the ladie's room.

Lilly: Have you been in it?

Ryan: Of course.

Lilly: So what does it look like?

Ryan: There's a field of roses, bunnies hopping around and scented toilet paper over the urinals.

Lilly: *stands* Okay just about all of that was completely wrong.

Ryan: Why?

Lilly: First of all, you can't put a field in a room that isn't big enough to fit a cow in. Secondly, no one uses scented toilet paper and if they did, it's probably not the best scent. Thirdly, women don't use urinals.

Ryan: ...Oh yeah.

Lilly: Well we could but...Well that's a story for another time.

Ryan: So did you at least find out if the keys are down there?

Lilly: Oh yeah allow me to rip the toilet apart for you and dive in.

Ryan: Could you? That would be REALLY great.

Lilly: Um you could. It's your toilet.

Ryan: I don't own it.

Lilly: What were you doing opening the tank?

Ryan: Oh I put the keys down there.

Lilly: *stares blankly* ...Are they in there?

Ryan: *looks in tank* OH HEY! THERE THEY ARE!

Lilly: *slaps Ryan* You made me put my hand down a toilet in the men's room!

Ryan: You volunteered.

Lilly: I did not.

Ryan: Man I can't believe we were worried about hiding this and the keys were in here the WHOLE TIME.

Lilly: *frowning* Ironic.

Ryan: Come on, I'll buy lunch.

Lilly: With what money?

Ryan: ...You wouldn't mind lending me ten bucks right?

Lilly: *slaps Ryan*

Ryan: OW!

Speed: *walks in*

Ryan: *looks at door*

Lilly: *stares at door*

Speed: *walks to urinal, stops*

Lilly: *sneezes*

Ryan: *looks at Lilly*

Lilly: *covering nose*

Speed: *turns around* That's either a very girly man in there or it's Lilly.

Lilly: *walks out of stall*

Ryan: *walks out*

Speed: *lifts brow*

Ryan: OH, we were j-

Lilly: We weren't doing anyth-

Ryan: Not at all. Just t-

Lilly: We were j-

Ryan: WE FOUND YOUR KEYS! *holds out keys*

Speed: ...My keys are in my pocket.

Lilly: Then who's keys are those?

Ryan: I think they're my keys.

Lilly: YOU MADE ME STICK MY HAND DOWN A GRUBBY TOILET TO GET YOUR KEYS! *slaps Ryan*

Ryan: OW.

Speed: Don't you people have work?

Lilly: Yes sir.

Ryan: Stop calling him 'sir'. Call me sir.

Lilly: I don't respect you.

Ryan: *frowns*

Speed: Get lost.

Lilly: Yes sir. *runs out*

Ryan: *walks to door*

Speed: Wolfe.

Ryan: *looks back*

Speed: Stay out of the toilets.

Ryan: *nods, leaves*

Layout room

Lilly: I can't believe we were running around secretly because you put your own keys in the toilet tank.

Ryan: Well at least I kept them in a safe place from you.

Lilly: It was my turn!

Ryan: It was not.

Lilly: Grow up.

Ryan: You're the one complaining about it.

Lilly: Yeah because we all know it was my turn.

Ryan: You can't handle a Hummer.

Lilly: I can handle you so I'm pretty sure I can handle a Hummer.

Ryan: Yeah right.

Lilly: ...Yeah. You're right.

Ryan: *nods*

Lilly: Hummers don't talk.

Ryan: *frowns* Yeah and they don't want to steal keys either.

Lilly: GAH! *grabs Ryan by the hair*

Ryan: AHH!

Lilly: *shoves Ryan to floor* DIE!

Ryan: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WUBBA AFTER!

Lilly: WHAT?

Ryan: I DON'T KNOW!

Lilly: *sitting on Ryan* HA! Now you can't leave.

Ryan: Get off of me. You weigh a tonne.

Lilly: *gasp* TAKE THAT BACK!

Ryan: NEVER!

Lilly: *ripping overcoat* HA NOW YOU WON'T HAVE YOUR DESIGNER COAT THINGIES!

Ryan: NO! THAT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY!

Lilly: *rips off overcoat* I win.

Ryan: My..My..My...*frowns* I'm gonna kill you, I swear.

Lilly: Yeah right.

Ryan: *grabs Lilly*

Lilly: *screams*

Ryan: *stands, shoves Lilly against wall*

Lilly: *screaming*

Ryan: YOU RUINED MY CLOTHES!

Lilly: THIS IS MIAMI, YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY!

Ryan: I..What?

Lilly: It's a billion degrees outside, why are you trying to look like Horatio!

Ryan: Because he's cool!

Lilly: You're not!

Ryan: Well you aren't either!

Speed: *walks in*

Ryan/Lilly: *look at Speed*

Speed: ...I don't want to know. *leaves*

Lilly: Let go of me.

Ryan: *lets go*

Lilly: Can we get to work please?

Ryan: *looks at floor* My overcoat.

Lilly: Oh buy a new one.

Ryan: *places hands on hips*

Lilly: See? You don't need one of those things to be Horatio.

Ryan: I'm not trying to be him.

Lilly: Pfft yeah right. You're one shade away from having red hair.

Ryan: My hair is brown. *touches head* And you pulled all of my hair up.

Lilly: Yeah well it looks better that way. Now you don't look like your mother got you ready for school.

Ryan: *rolls eyes*

Lilly: *grabs keys* My turn to drive.

Ryan: Fine but you're paying for gas.

TBC..............
 
OOH. So Ryan hid his own keys, and had Lilly help him find them. And I was so hoping for them to get together. :devil:

Ryan: *stands, shoves Lilly against wall*
You know, if I was Speed I'd walk away from that one too.

Speed: ...I don't want to know. *leaves*
Speed: *turns around* That's either a very girly man in there or it's Lilly.

I shrieked with laughter, and scared my cat. I think I startled my dog too, but she's too used to my weird behaviour.

Funny. Hilarious. Absolutely Fantastic.

Loving the updates, Geni!
 
Ryan: You do it.

Lilly: You do it.

Ryan: No, you do it.

Lilly: Um, you do it.

Ryan: Okay we'll both do it.

Lilly: Together?

Ryan: It'll probably work better.
wow they sound like kids in that part:p
Lilly: *looks down at arm* EW! *pulls out hand* ...Hair? How did hair get down the toilet?

Ryan: Hairy butts?
ryan is just too hilarious!!
Ryan: There's a field of roses, bunnies hopping around and scented toilet paper over the urinals.
ryan is soo wrong!!

Lilly: What were you doing opening the tank?

Ryan: Oh I put the keys down there.

Lilly: *stares blankly* ...Are they in there?

Ryan: *looks in tank* OH HEY! THERE THEY ARE!

Lilly: *slaps Ryan* You made me put my hand down a toilet in the men's room!

Ryan: You volunteered.
i wouldve slapped ryan so much he wouldve been unconcious! :mad:

Ryan: Come on, I'll buy lunch.

Lilly: With what money?

Ryan: ...You wouldn't mind lending me ten bucks right?

Lilly: *slaps Ryan*

Ryan: OW!
that reminds me of the episode where he asked delko for money to take out natalia which was soo wrong!!

Speed: *walks in*

Ryan: *looks at door*

Lilly: *stares at door*

Speed: *walks to urinal, stops*

Lilly: *sneezes*

Ryan: *looks at Lilly*

Lilly: *covering nose*

Speed: *turns around* That's either a very girly man in there or it's Lilly.

Lilly: *walks out of stall*

Ryan: *walks out*

Speed: *lifts brow*
awkwardness!!

Speed: ...My keys are in my pocket.

Lilly: Then who's keys are those?

Ryan: I think they're my keys.

Lilly: YOU MADE ME STICK MY HAND DOWN A GRUBBY TOILET TO GET YOUR KEYS! *slaps Ryan*

Ryan: OW.
ryan is very slow!! :rolleyes:

Ryan: Stop calling him 'sir'. Call me sir.

Lilly: I don't respect you.

Ryan: *frowns*
ryan isnt old enough to be called sir
well horatio calls him that i think...
Lilly: *ripping overcoat* HA NOW YOU WON'T HAVE YOUR DESIGNER COAT THINGIES!

Ryan: NO! THAT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY!

Lilly: *rips off overcoat* I win.

Ryan: My..My..My...*frowns* I'm gonna kill you, I swear.

Lilly: Yeah right.

Ryan: *grabs Lilly*

Lilly: *screams*

Ryan: *stands, shoves Lilly against wall*

Lilly: *screaming*

Ryan: YOU RUINED MY CLOTHES!

Lilly: THIS IS MIAMI, YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY!

Ryan: I..What?

Lilly: It's a billion degrees outside, why are you trying to look like Horatio!

Ryan: Because he's cool!

Lilly: You're not!

Ryan: Well you aren't either!
aww his movie star jacket go ruined!! :(
and be yourself ryan!! dont try to be like horatio(no offense)



Lilly: Yeah well it looks better that way. Now you don't look like your mother got you ready for school.

Ryan: *rolls eyes*

:rolleyes:
i can totally see ryan do that in his funny face!! :p

p.s. hilarious!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I love the Ryan/me bickering. It's so funny! It's better than Clark and Lois on Smallville, Geni! Okay, well close. :lol:

Ryan is SO cool in my book. And I'm very much in love with him and visa versa. AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS Update Geni! I get to drive the Hummer, YAY! Can't wait for more bickering! :D *hugs Ryan*
 
Thanks for the reviews. :D

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Crime Scene

Ryan: *walks under tape, drops it*

Lilly: *walks into tape* ...*frowns*

Ryan: What do we have?

Yelina: Owner of this hotdog stand was shot. Witnesses say they didn't see a gunman.

Lilly: Did they hear the shot?

Yelina: They didn't hear or see anything.

Lilly: Silencer?

Ryan: Or maybe a long distance shot.

Lilly: No, it was a silencer.

Ryan: *frowns* Long distance.

Lilly: Silencer.

Ryan: Long distance.

Lilly: SILENCER.

Ryan: LONG DISTANCE.

Lilly: SILENCER!

Ryan: LONG DISTANCE!

Lilly: Silencer AT long distance. HA.

Ryan: I...Hey.

Lilly: *smiles* I win.

Ryan: There is a way to find out. We can measure the distance.

Lilly: Oh you mean...Do your job? HOLY CRAP I totally forgot that's why we're here.

Ryan: No you totally forgot because you were distracted by my handsomeness.

Lilly: *rolls eyes* Oh let me contain my excitement over you.

Ryan: *crosses arms*

Lilly: *staring at Ryan*

Ryan: What.

Lilly: ...Nothing.

Ryan: *grabs camera*

Lilly: *places on latex gloves*

Ryan: *snaps pictures*

Lilly: So how long had he worked down here?

Yelina: 15 years, give or take. Had a lot of patrons.

Lilly: Any complaints?

Yelina: *looking at notes* One mad had filed a report with the city claiming he'd forgotten his change, another one said he was chased away after requesting the condiments that weren't supplied.

Lilly: Some guy was mad because the ketchup and mustard were missing?

Ryan: *kneels* Maybe not. Alexx, does this seem strange? *points to body*

Alexx: Seems to be a lot of blood for one shot.

Ryan: *touches clothes* I don't think it's blood.

Alexx: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: *sniffs hand* Smells like ketchup.

Lilly: Maybe he fell in it.

Ryan: There's a outward pattern, I don't think he fell in it.

Lilly: It could have dripped down when he died.

Ryan: *looks up* Looks like a lot of shots rang through here, a lot of the items are broken including the ketchup bottle.

Alexx: Then why don't you sound convinced?

Ryan: I have a few theories. *stands*

Lilly: Theories. *puts on shades* Miami style.

Ryan: *looks at Lilly*

Lilly: ...Nevermind.

Layout room, two hours later

Ryan: *looking at ketchup bottles*

Lilly: *walks in* There was no bullet. Alexx doesn't understand, but cause of death was blunt force trauma to the chest. So he was still shot with something, it just didn't penetrate the skin.

Ryan: Smell this. *holds up ketchup bottle*

Lilly: *turns head away* Are you insane?

Ryan: What does it smell like?

Lilly: Ketchup.

Ryan: *holds up shirt* What does this smell like?

Lilly: Isn't there technology for this?

Ryan: Just smell it.

Lilly: *sniffs* ...Okay smells like ketchup. You sure solved this case.

Ryan: Smells can be decieving. *grabs device*

Lilly: Have you been sniffing ketchup this whole time? Because that can't be good for you.

Ryan: *presses laptop button* This is the ketchup from the scene and this...*presses button* Is the ketchup from the shirt.

Lilly: They aren't a match.

Ryan: The second sample of ketchup has a higher concentration of vinaigre.

Lilly: So?

Ryan: So the ketchup at the scene didn't drip on him.

Lilly: What does this have to do with anything?

Ryan: I think he was killed by ketchup.

Lilly: *stares at Ryan* ....Okay you've been sniffing that for too long.

Ryan: He was shot with frozen ketchup balls.

Lilly: ...When is this going to start making sense?

Ryan: Follow me.

Ballistics Lab

Lilly: Oh he was not shot with a gun filled with ketchup.

Ryan: No, that would be too hot. It would melt it before it even left the barrel. *lifts object* Paintball gun.

Lilly: What's the difference?

Ryan: Guns usually have a lot of heat inside the barrel, creating a small explosion before the projectile is expended. Paintball guns use air pressure valves in combination with CO2 gas. There's less heat if any, causing the frozen pellets to remain cold long enough to hit the target with speed and force before it melts.

Lilly: Death by ketchup. The world's a strange place.

Ryan: Yeah now all we have to do is find the paintball gun.

Lilly: How? We have no way of matching projectiles.

Ryan: Sometimes it's simpler than you think. Prints, trace, the fact that someone has the thing is enough.

Lilly: Explains why no one really heard anything significant. The guy works right by the docks were things are clashing together all the time and the weapon doesn't emit as much sound as a regular gun.

Ryan: We can get a location for the shooter if we pinpoint trajectory.

Lilly: Good idea.

Ryan: Oh and...I'm sorry about before.

Lilly: What do you mean?

Ryan: The whole Hummer thing. It doesn't matter who drives.

Lilly: *nods*

Ryan: I acted like a child, so...I understand if you're angry with me.

Lilly: *smiles* Let's just say you've earned a few more chances with me.

Ryan: *smiles*

Lilly: I'll meet you at the crime scene.

Ryan: Sure.

Lilly: *leaves*

Ryan: *looking at paintball gun*

Speed: *walks in* Okay my eyes are closed, tell me you're doing something that involves your job.

Ryan: Yeah.

Speed: *walks over* You have a break?

Ryan: Paintball gun was used to kill a guy.

Speed: *nods* Good.

Ryan: Can I ask you a personal question?

Speed: Sure.

Ryan: Does it seem like I'm jumping between women too fast?

Speed: ...Depends on what you mean by that.

Ryan: Well first there was Lori. And she's been gone for almost a month and we were really only friends. I liked her a lot but I knew it wasn't going to work out.

Speed: So who's this second woman?

Ryan: Just someone I know.

Speed: So...Lilly.

Ryan: What?

Speed: It's kind of obvious, man.

Ryan: ...

Speed: I'm going to tell you what my father told me about women. They're like vintage cars. You have to take them out once in a while.

Ryan: You're saying I should ask Lilly out?

Speed: Couldn't hurt.

Ryan: What if she says no?

Speed: That's the risk you take.

Ryan: *nods*

Speed: I'll see you later. *leaves*

Ryan: Yeah.

Crime Scene

Lilly: *places crime scene dummy on spot* Okay, here we go.

Ryan: *walks over* You have it set up?

Lilly: Yeah.

Ryan: *hands over laser* Care to do the honors?

Lilly: *smiles* Don't mind if I do. *grabs laser*

Few seconds later, laser shoots out

Lilly: *looks at building*

Ryan: *looks at Lilly*

Lilly: Pretty far distance. I guess you were right.

Ryan: Doesn't matter who was right, now we have the trajectory.

Lilly: I spoke to the victim's family, apparently our guy sells food to a lot of youth for free, you know, underprivelaged kids but the company that owns his stand put a stop to it.

Ryan: We should track down some of those kids.

Lilly: I have an address. Dade Youth Centre.

Ryan: Good.

Lilly: *grabs laser*

Ryan: *opens kit*

Lilly: *places laser in kit*

Ryan: Um...Do you...Uh...

Lilly: *looks at Ryan*

Ryan: Um...Do you...Have an extra pair of latex gloves?

Lilly: There are a lot at the lab.

Ryan: Right, right.

Lilly: I'll be in the truck. *leaves*

Ryan: *sigh*

TBC...............
 
Lilly: Have you been sniffing ketchup this whole time? Because that can't be good for you.
when isnt Ryan doing something bad for his health?
Lilly: Death by ketchup. The world's a strange place.
yup it is!! i would hate it if i was killed by ketchup
Ryan: Oh and...I'm sorry about before.

Lilly: What do you mean?

Ryan: The whole Hummer thing. It doesn't matter who drives.

Lilly: *nods*

Ryan: I acted like a child, so...I understand if you're angry with me.

Lilly: *smiles* Let's just say you've earned a few more chances with me.

Ryan: *smiles*
yup..Ryan should ask Lilly out!!!
he just has to ask and she'll say yes!!
 
Lilly and Ryan sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G ;)

Ryan is adorable and sweet when he is nervous.

Speed: *walks in* Okay my eyes are closed, tell me you're doing something that involves your job.
Speed cracks me up. Plus, he's becoming sort of father like with Ryan. Very cute.

Thanks Geni! I needed a cute pick me upper. :)
 
*GASP* OMG RYAN'S GONNA ASK ME OUT! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES... *takes deep breath* YES YES...

Ahem. Ryan and I are so...cute! I mean Ryan and Lori were like perfect, but I come close, right? Sarcasm not enough? I can't wait to see what you do with my new 'boyfriend' and I, Geni, should be exciting and full of bickering and loooovvveee! *tackles Ryan* :devil:

And Speed and Ryan should be better friends, I love how Ryan went to Speed with love questions...not the best guy to ask advice from, Ryan. *nudges* Look what happened with him and his women. *hugs Anni and Katie*

I'm in a hugging mood, yes.

Ryan, be a man. Ask me out, you know I'll say yes...right Geni? And it never hurts. Worst case scenario: I say no. AND THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. :D Update soon Geni!
 
Thanks for the wonderful reviews. :D

It's always so awesome reading what people thought! Hee. So again, thanks. :)

You're welcome, Happilyhappy! And Lilly, you crack me up. Yay for being in a hugging mood, lol. *hugs for all*

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Dade Youth Centre

Lilly: *looking down at folder* Mister Holtz, do you recall any children from this building interacting with a man named Donald Rodriguez? He was a hotdog vender.

Holtz: What, he isn't anymore? Those kids loved him.

Ryan: He's dead, Mister Holtz.

Holtz: That's terrible.

Ryan: His family told us that he used to sell hotdogs here for free to the kids.

Holtz: He was a great guy.

Lilly: You know of anyone who would want him dead?

Holtz: No, everyone loved him.

Ryan: According to our information, some didn't. The vendors who supply his cart told him to stop giving away food.

Holtz: The kids were very disappointed about that.

Lilly: Disappointed enough to send a message?

Holtz: You mean kill him? I don't think so.

Lilly: Did he ever have any complaints? About threats, maybe?

Holtz: Not that I know of. But I only work weekends. You might want to talk to my co-worker, Sandy.

Ryan: Why Sandy?

Holtz: She dealt with him more than I did.

Lilly: You have a number we can reach her at?

Holtz: Sure.

Ryan: I have another question. Do you guys have paintball here? As an activity maybe?

Holtz: Yes, out back there's a whole part of our building dedicated to it. We have competitions sometimes and the kids get rewarded with scholarships and gift certificates.

Ryan: We're going to need a list of everyone on that team and we need to see the weapons.

Holtz: *laughs* Weapons? They're hardly weapons. They shoot paint pellets.

Lilly: The murder weapon was a paintball gun.

Holtz: It's extremely difficult to kill someone with a paintball gun, even at close range.

Ryan: But not impossible, right?

Holtz: Modified guns could do some damage.

Ryan: Do you have any on the premises?

Holtz: No. Safety comes first, after the kids of course.

Lilly: We're still going to need to take a look at those weapons with your permission.

Holtz: Of course. We're cooperating fully with Miami Dade PD's investigation.

Ryan: That's on the record?

Holtz: Yes.

Paintball area

Lilly: *lifts helmet* These things weigh a tonne.

Ryan: *places on latex gloves* Yeah the thicker the helmet, the less chance you'll come out of here with brain damage. If you ask me, it's still dangerous.

Lilly: *smiles* You don't play?

Ryan: You do?

Lilly: *tilts head* A version of it back home. My friends and I would get air rifles and modify them. They pack a pretty mean punch. Of course we didn't use helmets or anything.

Ryan: You ever get hurt?

Lilly: Once. Took one to the eye. *winks*

Ryan: *laughs*

Lilly: *smiling*

Holtz: *walks over* I have the list for you.

Ryan: Thanks. *grabs paper*

Holtz: *walks away*

Lilly: Anything standing out?

Ryan: Not yet.

Lilly: *grabs paintball gun* That doesn't look right.

Ryan: *looks over*

Lilly: Rifle scope?

Ryan: Some of them come with those.

Lilly: It's from an actual rifle.

Ryan: Someone modified actual gun parts onto this.

Lilly: Yeah. I wonder what's going on, on the inside of this thing. I'll have to take it apart when we get back to the lab.

Ryan: *looks around*

Lilly: *opens kit*

Shots suddenly pierce through the grounds

Ryan: Whoa! *grabs Lilly*

Lilly: AH! *falls over*

Shots continue

Ryan: *covers Lilly*

Lilly: *closes eyes*

Ryan: *grabs gun, fires*

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

Lilly: *covers ears*

Shots cease

Ryan: *holding gun*

Lilly: *opens eyes*

Ryan: ...You okay?

Lilly: *staring at ground*

Ryan: *stands, grabs Lilly*

Lilly: *stands*

Ryan: You hurt?

Lilly: *shakes head*

Ryan: *places gun in holster* You sure?

Lilly: *nods* Yeah.

Ryan: *looks around* I think we've worn our our welcome. Let's take all of the weapons we can and get the hell out of here.

Hummerhome

Colton: GIVE ME MY LOLLIPOP!

Jess: IT'S MINE!

Horatio: *rubs temples* Could both of you stop that please?

Jess: He just took it.

Colton: I called it.

Jess: I don't care. I licked it.

Colton: Yeah well that doesn't matter now, does it?

Katie: *banging head against table*

Carly: *grabs Katie* Stop.

Katie: Fine.

Delko: *runs in* I was just at Universal Studios. CSI:pENSACOLA WAS CANCELED!

Everyone: *stares at Eric*

Delko: ...Is anyone else shocked by this?

Horatio: No.

Calleigh: Nah, not really.

Colton: It was bound to happen.

Jess: Terrible writing.

Delko: They're looking for someone new and fresh for a crossover.

Horatio: What do you mean?

Delko: Well they need a new CSI:pensacola. Obviously it won't be set in Pensacola but I think we should audition. I've always wanted to be a tv star.

Calleigh: Oh and I've always wanted my own hair and makeup person! Oh please can we audition?

Horatio: I don't think that would be a good idea. It might make things seem very unrealistic.

Delko: So? We'll just blame it on the producers and say they went crazy with power.

Horatio: Didn't they?

Delko: Yeah but they claim it's not their fault either. They're blaming CSB.

Horatio: That network is going to take over the world one day.

Delko: That's why we should get in on the pie.

Katie: Pie? I could go for some pie.

Delko: WE COULD WIN AN EMMY!

Calleigh: Pfft, when we win an Emmy, I'll shave my head.

Miami Lab, Ballistics

Lilly: *taking apart paintball gun*

Ryan: *walks in* How are you doing?

Lilly: I sent the prints from the gun to Joseph. I should be ready to fire a test shot once I'm finished analysing the interior.

Ryan: ...I meant how are you doing.

Lilly: I'm fine.

Ryan: Good.

Lilly: You could have gotten hurt out there too.

Ryan: *shrugs* I'm used to it.

Lilly: *nods*

Ryan: ...So you're...Not going to make fun of me? Make some lame joke about how I didn't have to push you over and you could take care of yourself?

Lilly: *staring at table*

Ryan: ...Lil?

Lilly: ...

Ryan: If you need to take some t-

Lilly: *hugs Ryan*

Ryan: *stares ahead*

Lilly: ...Thank you.

TBC.................
 
Ok, when I first read about the whole bathroom thing with Lilly and Ryan, I was like “OMG!!!” And then it was discovered that they were just trying to get Ryan’s keys out of the toilet (ewww, why would he want to touch them after that?), and I was like “Ok then, but still, Ryan likes her” and now Ryan wants to ask Lilly out and I was like “OMG!!!” again. Ryan for crying out loud, ask her out already! You won’t always have the chance, so take it while you can! Seriously, someone should shake some sense into him. :rolleyes:

Ha ha, Speed’s trying to avoid all the awkwardness between the two; “I have my eyes closed”, lol, sounds like me when I walk in on my friends. But uh-oh, what is Katie up to? :eek: I don’t like where her train of thought is going… she can’t be drunk, because drunk Katie is fun, not evil and scheming. Something bad is coming…

*is shaking with anticipation* Must. See. More. Soon!

Edit: Ok, you updated before I could post, so more for me to read! *points at Lilly and Ryan* Awwwww. They’re so cute! And Ryan, so noble and protective of Lilly when they were being fired upon; so he’s fearless in the face of danger, but scared to ask a girl out. Oy. :rolleyes: :lol:

*gasp* CSI: Pensacola was cancelled?!?! :eek: No more reading glasses of justice. Oh well. :lol: NO! Don’t become a TV show! The last time that happened, Donahue took over and nearly killed everyone! Ok, Katie seems to be herself again, but I don’t think that’s the last we see of evil Katie. Lol, win an emmy? I guess we can all dream. :lol:

Ok ok ok (sorry, little hyper on Coke right now) that was awesome Geni! Omg I can’t wait to see more! *jumps up and down* :D
 
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