Matchmaker (CSI:Miami - CaRWash)

chapter 9

Ryan: I can see their faces right now trying to figure out what's going on.
Calleigh: I think there's something going on with them too.
Ryan: Oh no. You are not dragging me into this.
Calliegh: But, Ryan. Please. For me?
Ryan: Alright but only for you!
Calliegh:Yes! Well we might want to get back remember what your supposed to say?
Ryan:Yes, mess up my hair a little and be a little messy and tell him that I need to find the perfect way to say" I love you".
Calliegh: Good boy, you get a cookie.
Ryan: Just a cookie?
Calleigh: Ryan.......
Ryan: Fine. But why do I have to mess up my hair?
Calleigh: Just do it.


*back at the lab*
Delko: Whoa, Wolfe, what happened to you?
Ryan: What do you mean?
Delko: You look tired and your hair's all messed up and the buttons on your shirt are messed up.
Ryan: Oh didn't notice.
Delko: Sure you didn't. So how was your date?
Ryan: Fine. I'm just trying ot think of a good way to tell her I love her.
Delko: Well that was quick.
Ryan: What do you mean?
Delko: You've only been dating a day.
Ryan: But I've loved her for 3 years.
Delko: True. Oh and Ryan.
Ryan: Yeah?
Delko: Fix your shirt and just say it. It'll be easy.
Ryan: Thanks, Delko.

Natalia: Hey Cal. what happened to you?
Calliegh: What?
Natalia: Your lip-stick is smeared and your shirt is buttoned completely wrong
Calliegh: Oh that, yeah I just came back from my date with Ryan
Natalia: I see you had fun
Calleigh: At least I did something productive. Unlike you.
Natalia: I caught up on my work, thank you very much.
Calleigh: If that work involoves Eric.

*Delko walks in*
Delko: Hello, friends.
Calleigh: Oh hey, Eric, Have you seen Ryan?
Delko: uhh..yeah I think he's looking for you.

Calliegh: Of course he is, he is like a lost puppy without me now
*Calliegh leaves*
Delko: Wow, they move fast
Natalia: I know, so what did you want.
Delko: To tell you I got all my work done so you won't yell at me later
Natalia: I'll yell at you anyway and you know it.
Delko: True. Hey, let's go watch.
Natalia: Okay sure.

Ryan: (very loudly) Calleigh, there's something I need to tell you.
Calliegh:What is it?
Ryan: Even though I have dated you for a day I have liked you so much longer and I want to tell you that I love you!
Calliegh: Aw, I love you too.

Natalia: Wow, they do move fast.
Delko: Told you
Natalia:Let's go and leave them alone

Ryan(quitely): You think they bought it?


Calleigh: They left, didn't they?
Ryan: Yeah but I really do love you.
Calleigh: You're sad, Wolfe.
Ryan: Actually I'm happy.
 
chapter 10

Natalia: They're so sweet, Eric.
Delko: I know. I want to tell someone I love them now.
Natalia: Want to go somewhere for lunch?
Delko: Sure, I am hungry

Calliegh: You're unbelivable.
Ryan: Yeah being unbelivable is one of my best qualities.
Calliegh: I love you. Now what are we going to do next it seems like everything we do makes them closer, so let's do something big

Calleigh: Well we really can't plan anything since they're watching our every move.
Ryan:You're right. So lets's get Cooper to ask them about it.
Calleigh: Yeah because he'll be the one to do it. Let's go.

*in the A/V lab*
Ryan: Hey, Dan?
Cooper: Hello couple of the week. To what do I owe this presence?
Calleigh: We need a favor.
Cooper: Shoot.
Ryan: We need help getting Delko and Natalia together.
Cooper: I think I can do that
Calliegh: Thanks what do you have in mind?
Cooper: Asking them about it. Get their reactions so that the other person will see it too.
Calleigh: Good idea. i think they went somewhere to eat. But when they get back bring it up, ever-so-casually.
Cooper: You got it.
 
chapter 11

*45 minutes later*
Cooper: Hey, Delko. Natalia.
Natalia: Oh hey Dan. What's up?
Cooper: Oh not much. How was your date?
Delko: Date?
Natalia: Date?
Cooper: Yeah date.
Natalia: It wasn't a date, it was just lunch with you co-worker
Delko: Yeah we talked and that is it.


Ryan: So how did it go?
Cooper: They denined it.
Calliegh: Of course, but we bug them a little more then they will come around.
Ryan: Or we could do what they did to us.
Calleigh: Too obvious. They'll know something's up. And all along I thought you were a good CSI.
Ryan: That doesn't make me a matchmaker, Cal.
Calleigh: True.
Cooper: Um..excuse me. Your flirting makes me sick.
Ryan: If you don't like it then leave.


Delko: They're doing what we did to them to us.
Natalia: Wow. That made a little sense, Eric. I'm proud.
Lwsgrl92: Delko: Wait, proud of me or them?
Natalia: Them, and you.
Delko: So now what do you want to do?

Calliegh: Ugh, this is driving me nuts they so belong together
Ryan: Oh look at the time I have to go
Calliegh: No! Sit , stay you're helping me.
Ryan: And what do I get out of this
Calliegh: A special treat.
Ryan: I am in!
Calleigh: You're easy.
Ryan: Thank you.
Calleigh: Not a compliment. Now what are we going to do?
Ryan: Alexx!
Calleigh: What about her?
Ryan: She's going to help, duh.

Alexx: Oh hey guys.
Ryan: Alexx, I need a favor.
Alexx: What?
Ryan: Go in the breakroom and in a very motherly way state that Eric and Natalia would make a cute couple.
*Calliegh hits him upside the head*
Ryan: Ow! What was that for?
Calliegh: For being an idiot! That will not help anything except maybe prove the fact that we are doing something
Ryan: Sorry do you have a better idea?
Calliegh: Yes I do, Alexx do you know a good way to set them up together with out being obvious
Alexx: Well you could always do the secret admirerer thing.
Ryan: Oh no. That's so stupid.
*Calleigh hits him again*
Ryan: Ow! Quit it.
Calleigh: It's not my fault you deserve it. So how can we do this?
Ryan: With a computer duh.
Calleigh: Okay. Let's do that.
Calliegh: Thanks Alexx
Alexx: No problem

Ryan: Okay so want to just send an e-mail or a e-card
Calliegh: E-mail seems more like them.
Ryan: Why not an e-card?
Calliegh: Only you would want that.
Ryan: Fine.
Calliegh: Okay you can write the one to Natalia, I will write the one to Delko
Ryan: but I don't like her.
Calleigh: you want to write one to a man, Ryan?
Ryan: Never mind then.
 
chapter 12

*25 minutes later*
Calleigh: I'm done.
Ryan: Yeah me too.
Calleigh: So what now?
Ryan: Well, now is my reward for helping you,
Calliegh: Oh yeah almost forgot. What do you want to do
Ryan: Well I can think of a lot of things to do,
Calliegh: I will narrow your chocies by saying: not before marriage
Ryan: You're mean. Wait let's get married.
Calleigh: Ryan Wolfe!
Ryan: What? I bet there's a ring around here somewhere.
Calleigh: We've been dating for 2 days.
Ryan: So at least we didn't get married yesterday.
Calliegh: Not going to happen, so pick a reward.
Ryan: Fine, fine. How about you, me, and a club?
Calliegh: Okay, since you were good, I will wear something special.
Ryan:Really?
Calliegh: Not too special though!
Ryan: Way to suck the fun out of everything!
Calleigh: You love it.
Ryan: Maybe.


*20 minutes later*
Delko: Ryan, Ryan. Come check this email out.
Ryan: Okay I'm coming hang on.

Ryan: Woah man you've got yourself a secret admirer.


Natalia: Calleigh!
Calleigh: What?
Natalia: Read this.
Calleigh: Oooooh Natalia has a not so secret admirer. Look at the name. Eric Delko. Oh my god, he loves you!
Natalia: What?!? Eric? I mean sure he is a nice guy, but how can he like me?
Calliegh: Oh come on you see the way he looks at you!
Natalia: Maybe your right, now what do I do
Calliegh: Reply back! say you will meet him somewhere!
Natalia: Good idea thanks!
Calliegh: Your welcome, I have to go I am going clubbing with Ryan tonight
Natalia: Oooh have fun!


: Delko: I wonder who it is?
Ryan: Maybe its Natalia, never know I mean have you seen the way she looks at you?
Delko: Never noticed before but now that you mentioned it...
Ryan: Then reply back and ask her out somewhere?
Delko: Where?
Ryan: Any where she will love. I have to go I am going clubbing with Cal, tonight
Delko: Have fun man!
Calleigh: We did it!
Ryan: No we didn't. You told me no.............Oh never mind.
Calleigh: You have issues. Let's go.
Ryan: Go where?
Calleigh: Out.
Ryan: Oh yeah. Which club we going to anyway?
Calliegh: Which ever one you want to this is your reward for being a good boy
Ryan: Yeah okay lets go to Inferno 21.
Calliegh: Okay, let me change!
Ryan: Okey doke.


*15 minutes later*
Ryan: Did you fall?
Calleigh: No. Why?
Ryan: You're taking too long.
Calliegh: I want to look good for you!
Ryan: Fine but any longer and I am leaving without you
Calliegh: But then you won't get to see what I am wearing and you wouldn't enjoy it!
Ryan:Fine but 5 more minutes!



Calleigh: I hope you like it.
Ryan: I better like it.
Calleigh: Smug, much?


*5 minutes later*
Ryan: 4 minutes 58 seconds.
Calliegh: Done!
Ryan: Finally!
Calliegh: What do you think?
Ryan: Spin around.
*Does what he says*
Calleigh: So? You like it?
Ryan: There's too much.
Calleigh: too much what?
Ryan: Clothes.
Calleigh: Ryan!
Ryan: Hey, this is my reward!
Calliegh: No clubing is your reward!
Ryan: Fine, let's go then
 
chapter 13

Delko(reading his mail): I would love to meet you at Starbucks tommrow at eight I will be wearing a red shirt.
Delko: Yes! she likes me!
* Next day.*
Delko: Hey, Wolfe. I have a date tonight.
Ryan: Don't brag. I have a date every night.
Delko: I wonder who it is.
Ryan: I don't know. I guess we'll find out.
*At Starbucks*
Natalia: Delko! What are you doing here
Delko: Looking for a friend, she still isn't here. Wait your wearing exactly what she said she would.
Natalia: What are you talking about, Eric?
Delko: You didn't send me the email?
Natalia: No.
Delko: We've just been set up.


*At Inferno 21*
Ryan: A beer please.
Bartender: Sure thing.


*1 hour and 4 beers later*
Ryan:Ma'awem Moreaare beer!
Bartender: Sorry dude, I am going to have to cut you off
*A built dude bumps into Ryan*
Ryan: Hey! Wathc it!
Man: What did you say!?
Ryan: I said wacth it or I will huourt you!
Man: Oh really?
*Picks up Ryan and throws him outside in a pile of trash*
Ryan: Ow! What'd you do thatttttttt forrrrrrrr?

Calleigh: Okay you know what? Let's go home, Ryan.
Ryan: Why? I'm havinnnnnnng funnnnn.
Calleigh: Sure you are. Now come on.
Ryan:Fine!
Calliegh: Phew! you reak of alcohol!

*The next day*
Ryan: God, my head hurts.
*looks around*
Ryan: Why am I at Calliegh's?
Calleigh: You were drunk. So I brought you here.
Ryan: Oh I thought we..........oh never mind.
Calleigh: Even in pain you are still a pervert.
Ryan: Thanks. Now shhh...


*at the lab*
Alexx: So how'd it go with Eric and Natalia?
Calleigh: I'm not sure. I haven't say either of them today. They must not be here yet.
Ryan: Yeah because they probably--
Calleigh: I thought your head hurt.
Ryan: It does, now stop yelling, like I was saying they probably went to each others place and hit it off
Calliegh: Ignoring that comment, here they come! Natalia!
Ryan: No yelling!
Calliegh: So how was your night?
Ryan: I can't take this. I'm going to the morgue, where it's quiet. I hope.

Natalia: Yeah turns out you were right. Eric was my blind date.
Calleigh: Wow. And how did it go?
Natalia: It went fine. We talked but nothing happened.
Calliegh: That's good, so am I looking at the newest office couple?
Natalia: Maybe, give it time? So why is Ryan going to somewhere were its quiet?
Calliegh: Long story short, he drank too much got thrown out of the building and now has a hangover
Natalia: Ryan?
Calleigh: Surprising isnt it? He's a very happy drunk.
Natalia: Wow.
Calliegh: Yeah, but I love him.

THE END
 
*A built dude bumps into Ryan*
Ryan: Hey! Wathc it!
Man: What did you say!?
Ryan: I said wacth it or I will huourt you!
Man: Oh really?
*Picks up Ryan and throws him outside in a pile of trash*
Ryan: Ow! What'd you do thatttttttt forrrrrrrr?

hahha, i laugh my butt off at the line, haha, that made my day/eveing
 
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