Make You Own Ade, here are mine but I didn't make them up: Auto Repairs, Body Shops, Etc. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." Churches This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) Stores Outside a Second-Hand Shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. On A Repair Shop Door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) Real advertisements Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build bodies that last a lifetime. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything. Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.