Make You Own Ade, here are mine but I didn't make them up: Auto Repairs, Body Shops, Etc. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." Churches This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) Stores Outside a Second-Hand Shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. On A Repair Shop Door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) Real advertisements Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build bodies that last a lifetime. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything. Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Outside a sandwich shop: Out For Lunch On a Bag Of Airplane Peanuts: Pick up, open and eat. On a superman costume: Warning - wearing this costume does not enable one to fly. In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. In a shop window: Bargain Basement Upstairs Xx..::Mia-Sara::..xX
So I just got this in my email (and I'm female) "You want to measure your penis but it is afraid of the ruler" Mods- sorry in advance if this is inappropriate. If it is please let me know, and I will edit.