Locker Room #16: Carmine - The Whore Of The Show

[Faylinn]

Oh lord, please tell me Carmine didn't have a, er, reaction to the idea of seeing Justin Timberlake sing.

However, I refuse to actually share my thoughts on the 'bulge' and whatnot. *flees*

(Geez, did I seriously just pull up a picture to stare at his crotch? *is ashamed*)

 

[Springmoon]

Faylinn said:
Oh lord, please tell me Carmine didn't have a, er, reaction to the idea of seeing Justin Timberlake sing.

However, I refuse to actually share my thoughts on the 'bulge' and whatnot. *flees*

(Geez, did I seriously just pull up a picture to stare at his crotch? *is ashamed*)

Yes, you did pull up a pic of his crotch. You should be ashamed of yourself. *runs off to make that puppy into a poster*

 

[Danistheman]

Springmoon said:
*runs off to make that puppy into a poster*

Any chance of it being a full size poster (I think that he's 5ft 9") - just so we can then actually measure IT. Bags me 1st with the measuring tape :devil: :devil:

 

[SimplyBlue]

However, I refuse to actually share my thoughts on the 'bulge' and whatnot. *flees*

(Geez, did I seriously just pull up a picture to stare at his crotch? *is ashamed*)

Is this a joke, Fay? You write porn involving this man, er, through Danny, but still, pulling up such pictures should inspire you. Not make you feign modesty. :lol:

Plus, from my understanding you bought a rather interesting book while in LA. Staring at a man-who-may-have-forgotten-a-crucial-part-of-his-outfit is tamed in comparison.

 

[Top41]

We've known for a while that he likes to go commando. :lol: There was that lovely comment in the chat when asked whether he wears boxers or briefs...the answer was something like, "None at the moment." :lol:

 

[MrsGiovinazzo]

SimplyBlue said:

Staring at a man-who-may-have-forgotten-a-crucial-part-of-his-outfit is tamed in comparison.

Since when are undies a crucial part of his outfit?

 

[Faylinn]

Is this a joke, Fay? You write porn involving this man, er, through Danny, but still, pulling up such pictures should inspire you. Not make you feign modesty.

Oh, I'll go hog wild and half crazy on Danny's sweet little ass, but it makes me feel a bit dirty to stare at Carmine's crotch.

Plus, from my understanding you bought a rather interesting book while in LA.

*bats eyelashes coyly*

Since when are undies a crucial part of his outfit?

Undies are totally optional, but there are pros and cons to going commando.

 

[MrsGiovinazzo]

Faylinn said:
Undies are totally optional, but there are pros and cons to going commando.

The only con I can think of related to his fantastic decision to go commando is the burden of having to lick denim lint out of his nut hairs. But that's a small price to pay. :lol:

 

[Faylinn]

...ok, ew.

I was thinking more along the lines of loss of sensitivity and the risk getting caught in a zipper, but thank you for that, er, enlightening bit of info.

 

[Top41]

^ :lol: ...And MrsG still wins the Dirtiest Girl in the LR contest hands down. :lol:

Faylinn said:

Is this a joke, Fay? You write porn involving this man, er, through Danny, but still, pulling up such pictures should inspire you. Not make you feign modesty.

Oh, I'll go hog wild and half crazy on Danny's sweet little ass,

You and Flack both... :devil:

but it makes me feel a bit dirty to stare at Carmine's crotch.

I'm with you on that. I'm more comfortable talking dirty about the character than the actor--the character is fictional, the actor is a real person with feelings.

However...when Carmine drops juicy little tidbits about going commando, I think he knowingly opens himself up for that, without regrets. :lol: The guy seems to appreciate the love.

If only we could get him to appreciate jkladis more...

 

[ThumpyG]

MrsGiovinazzo said:

Faylinn said:
Undies are totally optional, but there are pros and cons to going commando.

The only con I can think of related to his fantastic decision to go commando is the burden of having to lick denim lint out of his nut hairs. But that's a small price to pay. :lol:

The above-mentioned comment is the sole reason as to why I truly love this woman and why I stayed with her in LA. :lol: Anyone who is that dirty is a personal hero of mine.

 

[MrsGiovinazzo]

Top41 said:
^ :lol: ...And MrsG still wins the Dirtiest Girl in the LR contest hands down. :lol:

Sweet! That's one title I won't give up without a fight.

Faylinn said:
but it makes me feel a bit dirty to stare at Carmine's crotch.

Ditto. Danny is always fair game, but one needs to be a little more respectful of the real guy. ... Though he does live to bait the fangirls with sweet little tidbits -- goes commando, paints in dirty jeans and sometimes no shirt, Eddie keeps asking him to go to yoga. This is clearly not a man who minds us talking dirty about him. I suspect that as long as the message boards are buzzing with positive comments, he's happy. ... And what's not positive about girls zooming pics of his crotch? :lol:

Thumpy - I love you too, dirty girl. Smoochies!

 

[Tsukuyomi]

MrsGiovinazzo said:

Faylinn said:
Undies are totally optional, but there are pros and cons to going commando.

The only con I can think of related to his fantastic decision to go commando is the burden of having to lick denim lint out of his nut hairs. But that's a small price to pay. :lol:

Dirty, dirty. I about spit my soda all over my computer at that one. :lol:

 

[Springmoon]

Um.... eww?

 

[gypsy]

Top41 said:
We've known for a while that he likes to go commando. :lol: There was that lovely comment in the chat when asked whether he wears boxers or briefs...the answer was something like, "None at the moment." :lol:

Did I miss something here? If so. Where can I find this comment?