Locker Room #16: Carmine - The Whore Of The Show

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  1. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    Oh lord, please tell me Carmine didn't have a, er, reaction to the idea of seeing Justin Timberlake sing. :eek:

    However, I refuse to actually share my thoughts on the 'bulge' and whatnot. *flees*

    (Geez, did I seriously just pull up a picture to stare at his crotch? *is ashamed*)
     
  2. Springmoon

    Springmoon CSI Level Two

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    Yes, you did pull up a pic of his crotch. You should be ashamed of yourself. *runs off to make that puppy into a poster*
     
  3. Danistheman

    Danistheman Prime Suspect

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    Any chance of it being a full size poster (I think that he's 5ft 9") - just so we can then actually measure IT. Bags me 1st with the measuring tape :devil: :devil:
     
  4. SimplyBlue

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    Is this a joke, Fay? You write porn involving this man, er, through Danny, but still, pulling up such pictures should inspire you. Not make you feign modesty. :lol:

    Plus, from my understanding you bought a rather interesting book while in LA. Staring at a man-who-may-have-forgotten-a-crucial-part-of-his-outfit is tamed in comparison. :p
     
  5. Top41

    Top41 Administrator Administrator Moderator Premium Member

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    We've known for a while that he likes to go commando. :lol: There was that lovely comment in the chat when asked whether he wears boxers or briefs...the answer was something like, "None at the moment." :lol:
     
  6. MrsGiovinazzo

    MrsGiovinazzo CSI Level Three

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    Since when are undies a crucial part of his outfit? :confused:
     
  7. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    Oh, I'll go hog wild and half crazy on Danny's sweet little ass, but it makes me feel a bit dirty to stare at Carmine's crotch. :eek:

    *bats eyelashes coyly*

    Undies are totally optional, but there are pros and cons to going commando. ;) :p
     
  8. MrsGiovinazzo

    MrsGiovinazzo CSI Level Three

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    The only con I can think of related to his fantastic decision to go commando is the burden of having to lick denim lint out of his nut hairs. But that's a small price to pay. :lol:
     
  9. Faylinn

    Faylinn Adam Fangirl Super Moderator

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    ...ok, ew.

    I was thinking more along the lines of loss of sensitivity and the risk getting caught in a zipper, but thank you for that, er, enlightening bit of info. :eek:
     
  10. Top41

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    ^ :lol: ...And MrsG still wins the Dirtiest Girl in the LR contest hands down. :lol:

    You and Flack both... :devil: ;)

    I'm with you on that. I'm more comfortable talking dirty about the character than the actor--the character is fictional, the actor is a real person with feelings.

    However...when Carmine drops juicy little tidbits about going commando, I think he knowingly opens himself up for that, without regrets. :lol: The guy seems to appreciate the love.

    If only we could get him to appreciate jkladis more...
     
  11. ThumpyG

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    The above-mentioned comment is the sole reason as to why I truly love this woman and why I stayed with her in LA. :lol: Anyone who is that dirty is a personal hero of mine.
     
  12. MrsGiovinazzo

    MrsGiovinazzo CSI Level Three

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    Sweet! That's one title I won't give up without a fight.

    Ditto. Danny is always fair game, but one needs to be a little more respectful of the real guy. ... Though he does live to bait the fangirls with sweet little tidbits -- goes commando, paints in dirty jeans and sometimes no shirt, Eddie keeps asking him to go to yoga. This is clearly not a man who minds us talking dirty about him. I suspect that as long as the message boards are buzzing with positive comments, he's happy. ... And what's not positive about girls zooming pics of his crotch? :lol:

    Thumpy - I love you too, dirty girl. Smoochies!
     
  13. Tsukuyomi

    Tsukuyomi Hit and Run

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    Dirty, dirty. I about spit my soda all over my computer at that one. :lol:
     
  14. Springmoon

    Springmoon CSI Level Two

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    Um.... eww?
     
  15. gypsy

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    Did I miss something here? If so. Where can I find this comment? :)
     
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