Yay! New topic
Oh! Brought back the Sara Sidle Fact Book
1.) Smiling suppresses the gag reflex.
2.) 95% of all arsonists are male.
3.) Didn't you hear? Gray hair can be very attractive!
4.) Hank is a Skank
5.) Sleeping is SO overrated
6.) Wiping away chalk makes a good hobby
7.) Chilean sea bass is wonderful!
8.) Some people aren't meant to be together
9.) Getting a bouquet of roses is nothing when compared to receiving a pot of vegetation
10.) Chinese take-outs rock!
11.) If you're awake, I hate you.
12.) Perferred sleeping schedule is quite simple- app. 2 hours of sleep per night (unless working multiple shifts, then bring on the coffee!)
13.) If you hear the victim's screams, it's supposively called 'empathy'...*shoots Grissom a glare*
14.) Work is a perfect substitute for going out.
15.) Actually, what does "going out?" really mean?
16.) I've always wanted to go to the body farm.
17.) If you call me in on my day off, you better give me the 419 on the elevator.
18.) Information is more important than oxygen.
19.) It doesn't matter how many showers you take after working a case with a decomp if you don't use lemons.
20.) I didn't really get a good look at Debbie Marlin's face...I..was...taking her toe prints! *shifty eyes*
21.) I know what they say about the green ones!
22.) I have a problem with authority.
23.) I choose men who are emotionally unavailable.
24.) I'm self-destructive.
25.) I have slept in the lab working on a case!
26.) Gorillas may just be mammals but they have feelings too
27.) It's always a good idea to keep your purse in a safe place when you offer yourself as a bait in a supermarket
28.) One type of burn pattern is called ali...al...alig...aligatoring.
29.) I always travel with Nonoxynol 9.
30.) I don't ask the wrong questions.
31.) I could throw a gun better than Hodges.
32.) Even though I say I'm not good with kids I really am
33.) My childhood really sucked
34.) I was in-and-out of foster homes
35.) I'm a valley girl
36.) Pig + Grissom + experiment = disaster
37.) Tape holds "it" together
38.) Don't joke about leaving a little girl back in the car and cracking a window
39.) Flirting with a guy over a DB is okay. Unless he's Hank.
40.) Saliva gets to me.
41.) Nick perfers lace.
42.) Saliva? Ew. Saliva mixed with blood? Don't get me started.
43.) It isn’t until your doppelganger dies that someone will finally realize how special you really are.
44.) There is a magazine called
"Applied Psychodynamics in Forensic Science".
45.) Next agenda on the to-do list: Try out the green fluorescent print powder.
46.) Give someone a candy bar to stop their ranting
47.) Why cook when you can order take out?
48.) I found my brothers bag of weed
49.) A nuked frozen burrito does not constitute as actual food.
50.) I sent my friend to jail for murdering her husband.
51.) After watching a pig decompose all night, I refuse to eat meat.
52.) Quiet does not mean stupid.
53.) I must be brilliant, because Grissom specifically asked ME to come to Vegas.
54.) I don't let up. It's a flaw.
55.) I know what the Mile High Club is, and I didn't read about it in a magazine
56.) No Nick, I have never had a gun pulled on me, but I got the guy!
56.) Once, a minister from of the little chappels down town thought I was married to a coworker of mine.
57.) It irks me when people throw their seniority in my face.
58.) I was suspended for one week for telling the assistant lab director that he failed his way to the top.
59.) I am woman, hear me roar.
60.) A little bit of scruff is good.
61.) My parents were ex-hippies. Peace.
62.) I love muffins
63.) As a kid I used to get gold stars.
64.) Pickles make a good lightbulb
65. I received cuts and I was dazed when the lab exploded.
66.) If you can't depend on friends, who can you depend on?
67.) Time heals all wounds. Sort of.
68.) The answer is not in the bottom of a bottle.
69.) Warrick thinks I'm fast at math.
70.) I do have a sense of humor, I promise.
71.) I'm a pretty brunette.
72.) Jorja Fox, the actress playing my character has a cute brother.
73.) In my experience, two sharp women are better than one.
74.) For every one that parts, one stands above ground.
And here's some more!
75.) Greg, in the shower...I saw EVERYTHING!
76.) According to a man who helps people's fantasies come to life, I am submissive yet in control. :lol:
77.) I still don't know what a bling-bling is.
78.) I need Nick's hands!
79.) I have been hit-on by a drunk man. Awkward.
80.) According to Grissom, some people are intimidated by beauty.
81.) According to Grissom, some people are scared of rejection.
82.) I heard what Grissom said to Dr. Lurie in that interrogation.
83.) Airplane bathrooms are overrated...in...every aspect. Can we get back to work now?
84.) Can the love be real, when the flowers aren't?
85.) Playing chess is good for killing time while you wait to see if spontaneous human conbustion is possible.
86.) Brunettes get it right
87.) I was almost blown-up twice.
88.) I was almost killed at the state mental instituition.
89.) I bet Grissom aced his WARSHECS.
90.) In fifth grade I drew a picture of a harpooned whale. Everyone thought it was gonzo'ed.
91.) Sometimes a dying whale is just a dying whale
