how to be..(insert character name here)

Gaelen said:
How to be Danny Messer:

1. Say 'Boom!' when AFIS churns out a name.
2. Say 'Boom!' when CODIS churns out a name.
3. Say 'Boom!' when you find a piece of evidence that you didn't before.

:p
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:lol: Danny's got an Emril thing going on ;)

How to be Greg Sanders:

1 - Stock up on all the liquid latex you can find :wtf:
2 - Spike your hair to almost unnatural levels
3 - Flirt constantly with someone way out of your league
 
How to be Stella Bonasera

1.Teach yourself about your Greek heritage.
2.Keep your hair extra curly
3.when you have nothing better to do,do a weird thing with your hands.
 
How to be Sheldon Hawkes:

1. Make sure all fear you when you have sharp medical instrument in hand.
2. Give out your call cards to annoy Flack.
3. When you're REALLY bored, dress up as an escaping murderer and run around the block. Don't worry - the rest of the team will save you. :lol:
 
How to be Adam Ross:

1. Chew on your pen
2. Laugh at your own jokes
3. Dance like nobody's watching you :p
 
How to be Ryan wolfe:

1.Act like horatio cain but look hotter at it!
2.Wear tight fitting clothes(*hint**the purple shirt*)
3.Wink a lot
4.Have horatio call you Mr.Wolfe-lol
5.Have the most beatiful eyes

How to be Horatio cain:
1.Take off and put on your sunnies everytime you say a cheese one-liner
2.When face with danger-save the sunnies first!
3.Always wear a suit
4.Never do lab work
5.Say cheese one-liners
 
Another how to be Horatio Caine:

1. Perfect the slo-mo neck turning technique.
2. Refrain from facing anyone head on. Always turn slightly to the side and use perfected neck turning technique.
3. When thinking, never look straight ahead, use slo-mo neck turning technique or stare at spot on ground.
4. Always act cool, even if everything around you is on fire. Always act cool.
 
How to be Aiden:
1. Play the tough New York Chick
2. Tell Danny you're way out of his league.
3. Fight for the weak until the end.
4. Chase the bad guy til you nail him, even if it costs you your life.
5. Flash the dazzling half smile.

How to be Don Flack:
1. pretend to be James Bond, at least once
2. Make sure your tie never matches your suit
3. Eat at all the New York Street Vendors
3. stock up on the witty come backs.
 
How to be Horatio Caine:

1. Purge from your wardrobe any color not appropriate for funerals.
2. Deepen your voice. If unable do naturally, make like Caruso and smoke cigars.
3. When conversing, stand at a 90 angle and avoid eye contact.
4. Remember; you are allowed only 2 real smiles, and you already used 1 on your wedding day.
5. When dating, the litmus test is to make sure your relationship makes others cringe: Brother's wife, Co-worker, Co-worker's sister are all good choices for you. A 2 decade age gap helps.
6. When you are falsely accused, never defend yourself.
7. Silhouette sunglasses must be on your person at all times.
8. Children and marginalized Latin women trust you.
9. Understand that anyone you love will die violently or start to hate you.
10. Actually go to confession after you've left parochial school.
11. Slump when you stand, but stalk with a coolness unequaled by any other mortal.
12. Stand up to your superiors in career-suicide moves.
13. They're just going to fry the murderers anyway, so you might as well just shoot them now.
 
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Catherine Willows.
1. Have a smouldering look on your face at all times-regardless of the situation
2. Flirt with Nick, Grissom and Warrick whenever the chance arises!
3. Get emotionally involved in all cases that regard children
 
How to be Nick Stokes:
1. Stay focused when buried alive
2. Remain calm when a gun is pointed at you
3. Always flex when removing shirt
 
CSI_in_training said:
How to be Aiden:
1. Play the tough New York Chick
2. Tell Danny you're way out of his league.
3. Fight for the weak until the end.
4. Chase the bad guy til you nail him, even if it costs you your life.
5. Flash the dazzling half smile.

How to be Don Flack:
1. pretend to be James Bond, at least once
2. Make sure your tie never matches your suit
3. Eat at all the New York Street Vendors
3. stock up on the witty come backs.
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"How to be Aiden" is somewhat applicable to "How to be Det. Angell" by adding:
6. Having untamed, wild flowing hair.
7. Having tamed, straight hair.
8. Having different hair color in every crime.
9. Snap back or be snarky at Danny when he cracks a joke at her
(see "People with Money")
10. pout every now and then accentuated with a tough Lauren Bacall-ish speaking tone
11. Wear low cut / hip cut pants.
 
How to be Horatio:

1. Always wear a black striped shirt.
2. Always let others work the evidence.
3. Always confirm every line you say by repeating yourself.
 
Warrick Brown:
1. Wear an unbuttoned shirt (at least the first couple of buttons)
2. Do a cool walk down the crimelab hallways
3. Flirt with Catherine ones in a while
4. Make fun of Greg or give him advice about the job
5. Be Grissom's favourite CSI (I always thought he was)
6. Be best buddies with Nick
7. Have a temper (not to often)
 
How to be Catherine Willows:

1. Sleep with every guy you meet
2. Flirt with every guy you meet
3. Put your nose in other peoples buisness
4. Go out to a bar instead of home to your daughter
5. Wear outrageuosly tight fitting clothing/high heels
6. Kiss A** its the political way ;)
 
RampRat said:
How to be Horatio Caine:

1. Purge from your wardrobe any color not appropriate for funerals.
2. Deepen your voice. If unable do naturally, make like Caruso and smoke cigars.
3. When conversing, stand at a 90 angle and avoid eye contact.
4. Remember; you are allowed only 2 real smiles, and you already used 1 on your wedding day.
5. When dating, the litmus test is to make sure your relationship makes others cringe: Brother's wife, Co-worker, Co-worker's sister are all good choices for you. A 2 decade age gap helps.
6. When you are falsely accused, never defend yourself.
7. Silhouette sunglasses must be on your person at all times.
8. Children and marginalized Latin women trust you.
9. Understand that anyone you love will die violently or start to hate you.
10. Actually go to confession after you've left parochial school.
11. Slump when you stand, but stalk with a coolness unequaled by any other mortal.
12. Stand up to your superiors in career-suicide moves.
13. They're just going to fry the murderers anyway, so you might as well just shoot them now.
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That was TOO good! LOL and so true. Here's my "How to be Horatio Caine"
1. Say everything the exact same way, and slowly, keep cool and condescending even if there's immediate danger.
2. When talking to someone keep your hands on your hips and cock your head to one side at all times, make eye contact once every 30 seconds.
3. Think you're cool no matter what situation you're in, and keep a pair of sunglasses handy to take on and off after giving out some puns or one liners.
4. Never get shot, because you're immortal. If you're outnumbered, just shoot everyone down because they don't stand a chance against your coolness.
5. Never get baffled by any situation, know exactly what's going on at all times and babysit your CSIs because they can't do it themselves.
6. Wear suits at all times, even in the dead of summer, it adds to your coolness.
7. Only date people that you know won't be able to keep in a relationship for long. Know that most your dates will most likely be shot since all the bad guys hate your guts.
 
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