Flack & Aiden #2 - Benzosothyazolonal Lovin'

Continued from: Flack & Aiden - Benzosothyazolonal Lovin'

Welcome to your new home, Benzo-lovers! Happy shipping!

 

Yay! New home! I feel bad for the neighbors!

 

A picutre for the new place.

 

This picture is so great! They looking so cute together!!

 

Wow. Caderyn, putting this threa up must have killed you being a D/A shipper and all. :lol: But thanks. Rock on.

Moving on,,,, New thread. It even smells new.

Time for F/A to break it in.

 

It definitely won't smell new for long. It'll smell like sex in no time. Oops. I think the PG-13-O-Meter is plotting to kill me; after all, I am the Priestess of Naughtiness.

 

Hey, that was a juvinile statement. :lol: Me, you, Carol, and there are quiet a few others I'm sure would have been dead long before now.

And to think I was half innocent when I first joined this place. ::shakes head::

F/A should sex the place up a bit. They need page 2! C'mon!

 

Oh, jeez. I wasn't even 1/8982384734534567th innocent. I have older brothers. The amount of porn stashed around the house is staggering. I think I knew what sex was when I was five.

 

I knew about it when I was pretty much near that age... My bff Mom gave my friend the sex talk when she was five. And I quote, "If someone tries to stick his weewee in your weewee, say No."

Ah the olden times. How I miss thee.

I wonder if Flack would have to give his kids the sex talk. I bet Aiden would make him do it.

 

I feel plot bunnies roaming within me.

 

lmao... it was the other way round for me. My mother gave me the... damn you can't even call it sex talk... it was a couple of months ago actually, the day before my 24th b'day. She was like "you know when there are men... and things come up... stuff can happen... and there's AIDS and pregnancy..." It was so damn hard to keep my composure and not burst out laughing. I was like 'I've done it, I've been writing smut for years, I've watched porn... but thanks yeah, now I know what that was all about...' lol, it amused everybody I've told it though.

 

:lol:

That's hilarious. Some poeple can be so blind.

Anyhoo,

F/A aren't very popular this time of year. F/A are good for winter months. E/C is good for the summer months.

F/A just lay dormant, alone and cast aside like a dirty jock strap.

*sigh*

Someone needs to make a fic for me.

 

I've come to the conclusion that my muse just flat-out died when the temperature hit 90 few weeks ago, or maybe my sister ate all the plot bunnies for breakfast.

But yes, it seems like F/A are just going to be dormant during the summer. *sigh*

 

"If someone tries to stick his weewee in your weewee, say No."

Oh my god.

That is so funny.

That's what I'm going to tell my kids.

When I was about six my mom looks at me (I knew what sex was) and says, "Lourdy, do you know what a whore is?"

I thought she was talking about horror movies.