Favorite CSI NY Quotes

I'd probably seem as picky as Hawkes but I think it should look more like this:

Stella- We are fine. (referring to Lindsay stormy out) I spoke to Grace Thomason. She is blaming herself
Mac-Common reaction
Stella- You know, we go to crime scenes. We start rattling off platitudes to people, words of pain and loss and healing… and the truth is… all we really care about is the business of death
Mac-I know this has to be a little tough on you, Stella
Stella-Yeah, actually I think it’s good. It’s bringing out stuff that I haven’t dealt with. And I look at Grace and I know what she’s going through.
Mac-Tracy Davis
Stella- Our very fist case together.
Mac-I remember the look in your eyes… at the end of each day, when you processed the crime scene and analyzed her clothes. And I tell you now what I told you then: it’s hard to separate yourself emotionally but in the end always comes down to the evidence.
Stella- I didn’t forget that, Mac. This case is different. Hell, I’m different. I know what it’s like to be trapped in your home… and I have a vivid memory of that horrible moment when you realize the only way out is a bullet. I have no choice but to be emotionally involved

thx for reminding me of that episode, it's interesting to see Stella so involved in the case that she may actually overlook important evidence and Mac comforting Stella is also great :)

finally, some more quotes:

It seems that Hawkes well deserved that N(e)R(d)! written on the board...

Both from ‘Dancing with the Fishes’:

(Danny shows Hawkes some tissue under the microscope)

H: Looks like skin.
D: Yeah. But it's not the victim's.
H: No. Outer layer of the human epidermis is composed solely of flattened
squamous epithelial cells. This tissue does contain epithelials, but they're mixed in with another cell type.
D: (smiling) In English, Doc.
H: This skin isn't human.

(Danny and Hawkes came to a fish market to look for their murder weapon – a swordfish – and Danny tries to lift one of them)

D: It weighs a ton.
H: Actually, it's probably more like 250 pounds. Fish that size are easier for restaurants to carve up and minimize off-cuts and odd-sized portions.
D: (smiling again) What I was getting at is that I don't see somebody lifting this thing and stabbing Fred with it.

But Hawkes gets his revenge when Danny brings his? borrowed? dog to the lab...

from 'Not What It Looks Like':
(Hawkes laughing his head off at Danny carrying one of the cutest dogs I’ve ever seen :))

D: (pissed) What?!
H: (still in stitches) Well, you know what they say about dogs and their owners? The resemblance is uncanny.
D: Yeah, that's funny, that's funny.
H: You know, Messer, I always imagined you with something a little meatier.
D: He's a loaner.
H: Sure he is.
D: Hey, I'll be in Reconstruction, you clown.
(Danny’s working on sth, the dog is lying on the desk, Stella comes)
S: Hey, you know...
D: (resigned) Yeah, I know. I look like the dog, right?
(Stella smiles)
 
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From The Closer:
Mac: When the Towers fell, and Claire died...it was the clearest definition of what is unfair and unjust in this world, and I was powerless to do anything about it. All those innocent lives....

From Blink:
Mac: I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was clearing out the closet the other day, and I...I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I threw out everything that reminded me of Claire. Too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.

From Some Buried Bones:
Mac: Reed if there's anything I can do...
Reed: I'd like to know where my mother's buried...
Mac (choking up quite a bit): She...she wasn't. Her body was never found, no trace at all. But they're...we're still...looking.
Reed hugs Mac.

Damn if those three don't choke me up every time.

Now for some funny ones...

From Some Buried Bones:
Mac: Who writes in blood?
Adam: Lawyers...

From Hostage:
Sid: Step into my lair...

From Jamalot:
Polly: My first time as a murder suspect, and I don't even get the cop of my choice to bust my cuffs.
Flack: I'll send Detective Taylor your regards.
Polly: I'd like to send him a lot more than my regards.

Polly (to Mac): If you help me out, I'll teach ya how to jam...

Personal Foul:
Flack (to Danny): You should piss Lindsay off more often.

And also from Personal Foul, some serious ones:
Rikki (to Danny): You're a sweet man.
It's so true!

Personal Foul:
Mac: Today I got a call from the widow of Ben Melvoy.
Stella: The attorney from Jersey
Mac: They had a toddler and a newborn. They were two weeks away from celebrating their tenth anniversary. Then he gets in the wrong cab.
Stella: My God.
Mac: But you know what hit me the hardest? She couldn't have been sweeter; held it together; didn't even cry. All she asked me to do was stop this killer from hurting somebody else. In spite of all the heartache, bloodshed, he's causing all I could really offer her was an apology. Are we gonna get this guy?
Stella: We have to. We have to
 
Thanks Fighter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

And to you too Macslady for transcribing my other fav scene from Personal Foul :D

From Season 1 American Dreamers (another eppy i love so much)

Stella: Yeah. It's about a guy who lives up New York for all it's worth.
Mac: How's it end?
Stella: He gets out before the city kills him.

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Stella: If this case taught us anything, it was to live life

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Mac: Reality rarely lives up to expectation. Especially if you're a teenager


Debbie :D
 
My favorite quotes:

Lindsay: Oh YES! (throws hands in air) I did it! I rock. (does a little head movement)
Stella: (walking in, smirking at Lindsay) Lindsay?
Lindsay: The car’s blues flames are caused by the pigment in Gilmore’s 171. Ethanol, methanol and caramel no.5. Which is… totally weird, but. .. I rock anyway.

Adam: Double click on that template. Now, male or female?
(Mack just looks at him, eyebrows raised)
Adam: This is fantasy, be all you can be!

Flack: How about the x-ray specs I bought in middle school to see through a girls' clothes? The only thing I ever saw through those was a nun coming at me with a yardstick.

Sid: Well, I don't know how she was capable of drawing on her own buttocks.
Danny: I knew a kid in the Bronx who could blow out a candle with his own--
Stella: (hurriedly interrupts him) What about stomach content?

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Here's some of mine, ( most of them are with Stella, can't help it, she's a genius when it comes to sracastic remarks ?)


[examining the woman who was hit by a truck]
Detective Mac Taylor: No clothes, no shoes, no handbag, just lace.
Detective Stella Bonasera: If this is the new look for spring, you can count me out.


[Danny is browsing a wman's magazine]
Stella: If you wanted beauty tips, all you had to do was ask.
Danny: Did you know that waterproof mascara dries out your lashes? That's amazing.


Detective Stella Bonasera: How does somebody get inside of a locked vault with only one door?
Danny Messer: If Houdini were alive, we'd have our killer.


Detective Stella Bonasera: That's it? No butler?
Det. Don Flack: No.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Too bad. I though we could wrap up that one quick.
Det. Don Flack: What?
Detective Stella Bonasera: In a mansion like that, it's always the butler.
Didn't you ever play Clue?
Det. Don Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.


[Looking at a DOA in a cigarette costume]
Detective Stella Bonasera: Okay, let's just say it now to get it over with: smoking kills.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Yeah, but who killed him?



Detective Stella Bonasera: What do you do when you can't sleep?
Det. Mac Taylor: Work.
Detective Stella Bonasera: No, I mean, what do normal people do when they can't sleep?


Can't think of more at the moment, but i will in some time i guess :D
 
Flack: YOu don't call, you don't write. I was beginning to think you were seeing other detectives.

Wasn't there a funny women's clothing thing when Danny was carrying some and Flack said he didn't think it was Danny's style? I can't remember.

Mac: Looks like we're dealing with a stone cold killer (this is funnier in context)

Danny: Let me get this straight. A crapsicle killed this guy? (why is that one not here??? And was it Danny or Flack?

I gotta love that Danny-marriage quote....I WANT someone to bring that up nowdays *g*

Argh what was the kinkapoodle quote? I forget. I know it was All Access.

I love the double meaning of this in Heroes.

Mac: You attack one of us, you attack us all.
 
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Sid: Do you have any idea how often I've wondered what would happen if you swallowed this stuff (referring to hydrofluoric acid). And there it is sitting on the shelf, perhaps the most corrosive acid known to man. You just get that urge to take a swig, you know what I'm talking about?
Mac: Absolutely. Like when ever I pick up a scalpel, I wonder if I could perform a live autopsy on myself.
Sid: You do that too, 'cuz I thought I was... (realizes Mac is joking) Don't play with me like that.
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My all time favourite Mac moment! Cracks me everytime. Gotta love Sid too and his creepy place! :D

Sid: (about the impaled hotel concierge) When I was an intern they brought in a guy who had fallen off a loading dock onto a container of steel reinforcement rods- talk about a thousand points of light.
Mac: Ehmm, Sid, I’m sure that’s all fascinating, but I’m kind of jammed up with this today
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Love this! :lol: I always enjoy Mac and Sidd's moments especially when Sid's stories start to take off the look on Mac's face is prizeless!:lol:
These kind of moments should be more if you ask me! :D

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Mac: You're going to make me pay?
Stella: Yeah, I'm going to make you pay.
Mac: I thought you were kidding.
Stella: Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
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My favourite Stella&Mac moment! It's my s1 fav episode too. This makes me laugh and smile everytime! :thumbsup:

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From The Closer:
Mac: When the Towers fell, and Claire died...it was the clearest definition of what is unfair and unjust in this world, and I was powerless to do anything about it. All those innocent lives....

From Blink:
Mac: I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was clearing out the closet the other day, and I...I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I threw out everything that reminded me of Claire. Too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.
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So emotional.:adore: These 2 moments makes me tear up or cry everytime.

From Jamalot:
Polly: My first time as a murder suspect, and I don't even get the cop of my choice to bust my cuffs.
Flack: I'll send Detective Taylor your regards.
Polly: I'd like to send him a lot more than my regards.

Polly (to Mac): If you help me out, I'll teach ya how to jam...
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Ah Polly, can't blame her though! :D Loved these lines and I can't forget the look on Mac's face when she handed her shirt to him! :guffaw:

Here's one from 5.16 "No good deed" (sorry if it's not wordly right I couldn't find it so it's from my memory)

Flack: "Did you see it?"
Stella: "Yes Flack it was black had a beak and oh it flew with a limp"
Flack: "I'm just trying to do me job here"
Stella: "I mean what are the odds we're just sitting there and "plob"
Flack: (writing) "I'm gonna get a cop of coffee you want one?"
Stella: "No thank you"

Mac: (getting the eyeball out of the coffee cup)
"Stella gave you anything but hard time?"
Flack: "Nah" (watches the cup) "That's nice I prefer creme myself"

Hilarious! :guffaw:
 
Here is a more recent one

Danny: hey Mac, do you wear sneakers inside clown shoes?
Mac: Are you seriousy asking me that question?
Danny:Well what the hell do I know about clowns.
...
Danny: Hey Jo. Do you where sneakers inside clown shoes?
Jo: I do't know. I don't own any.
Danny: Clown shoes?
Jo: No, sneakers.
...
Jo: Hawkes, do you wear sneakers inside clown shoes?
Mac: Don't you start.
(Sheldon looking completely confused from missing the rest of the conversation)

I'll think of more soon
 
A more recent one, I love Flack making his quip about the guy in the horror movie doing "Life plus 30 for ridiculous" in "Get Me Out of Here".

Adam: I'm taking my skills to south beach!
Jo: When are you leaving?
Adam: I'm not...unless I keep doing stupid stuff like that...

Lindsay (to Adam) By the time you're through, it'll be the 20th anniversary.

Danny(to Hawkes and Flack and Mac) Where's Adam and whatshername?
(both from Indelible)

Flack, to Mac, after Danny asks him to be Lucy's godfather: You know that's code word for diaper changer.
 
This has to be the all time BEST Lindsay line.
From the season 7 episode "The Untouchable"...here it is.

Suspect: No. Look, I don't know anything, okay? I just do what I'm told.
Lindsay: Oh, so you're a pompous lackey ass.
:rommie: :lol: :guffaw:

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The line was so good, I made it my signature. ;)
 
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From "One Wedding and a Funeral"

Flack (to Hawkes): So the neighbors were very helpful. They saw nothing, heard nothing and know nothing. Welcome to my life.
 
I think it's from S7, but I'm not sure. I can't give you the context 'cause I don't remember the episode, but it made me laugh so hard. I always enjoy listening to Americans speaking German (there is one episode of Bones when Bones suddenly switches over to German while talking to Booth - "Oh, ich liebe Bayern, Sie auch?" I remember that her German was excellent...) :lol:

Sid appears on Mac's computer via webcam:

Sid: "Leberspätzle!"
Mac: "I beg you pardon?"
 
Mac Taylor had a great quote in the episode that he and Lindsay were going to have a baby. I think Danny was getting cold feet. Anybody recall what was said? I don't have but 1 Season on DVD and I know that episode was not on that one. I know Mac gave him a good piece of advice. Yes, Danny "Man Up" and married Lindsay. I know he loved her all along!

Peace to all CSI Fans! J.H.
 
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