I'm not very familiar with Pastafarianism, do you mind giving some general info for poor lil' ol me?
why of course! :lol: hope youre prepared, cuz this could get a little nutty...
about 5000 years ago the flying spaghetti monster was drunk and accidentally created the first mountain, tree, and midget (not my word, its from our gospel!). the next morning when he was hung over and saw what happened he thought 'oh crap!' and had to go create the rest of the universe and some fossils and stuff to make it look like he knew what he was doing. he did not create any creatures in his image, because he is a perfect being, but dna as the genetic molecule of all species is made in his noodly image.
pirates are the holy chosen people of the fsm, and in response to their declining numbers the fsm has caused global warming. the relationship between number of pirates and global temperature is very tight. this winter was colder than predicted, and piracy was up! the holiest day of the year for a pastafarian is talk like a pirate day in september.
pastafarians would never bother people into trying to convert them, and have never started wars or hated people because they are from a different religion. we have no hell to scare people into behaving, and even if you are not a pastafarian you can still come hang out at our beer volcano and stripper factory in our heaven.
but it is our mission to ensure that if schools want to teach intelligent design in their science classrooms they must also teach the fsm. you cant teach id as an opposition to evolution if you wont teach ud (unintelligent design
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Tally posted while i was typing
Religious schools and religion in schools brings up another case in point. Why does anyone attend or have their children attend religious schools? Is religion i.e. being immersed in a religious environment the actual reason for this choice?
i have no idea why my parents put my brother and i in catholic school. probably because they went to catholic school and go to church every sunday. they switched us out because the teachers and principal seemed to be singling out my brother and suspending him a lot for nothing (sharpening his pencil without asking? come on!) for me, being switched into public school was the best thing that could have happened. not only because i dont care to learn about the bible, but once we got to highschool i wouldnt have been able to take music throughout and into university becuase i would have to accomodate the religion class in my schedule.