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Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
love the "mini m&ms" comment!
love the "mini m&ms" comment!
Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
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Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
Dear D/L
Lindsay maybe you don't realize just how lucky you are because there are lots of girl who would kill to be in your place right now; stuck in a broom closet with a hottie like Mr. Messer. We've all noticed how you look at him, and smile for him and ask him 'personal' questions so please don't stand there denying the fact that you want him. And you Danny, don't let it go to your head. How many times have you been caught staring at her when you should be staring at evidence, or smiling at her, or lick your lips. Plus we all already know why you call her 'Montana' . Stop dancing around this and do it already. We promise to make lots of noise out here to cover up the noise you two will be making.
devil And Danny, if you two hurry up and get together we'll let you out in time to celebrate with the rest of the Italian community on our WORLD CUP WIN today!!!!!!
Remember that this is for the best:
Girlygirl
OH MY GOD ITALY WON TODAY AND I THINK I’VE LOST MY VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so damn happy; I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. Plus my friend had her baby today which makes this day even better. Well I just stopped in to say hi and remind everyone that Italy won now I'm off to celebrate and get drunk!!!
-Girlygirl
Dear D/L
Lindsay maybe you don't realize just how lucky you are because there are lots of girl who would kill to be in your place right now; stuck in a broom closet with a hottie like Mr. Messer. We've all noticed how you look at him, and smile for him and ask him 'personal' questions so please don't stand there denying the fact that you want him. And you Danny, don't let it go to your head. How many times have you been caught staring at her when you should be staring at evidence, or smiling at her, or lick your lips. Plus we all already know why you call her 'Montana' . Stop dancing around this and do it already. We promise to make lots of noise out here to cover up the noise you two will be making.
devil And Danny, if you two hurry up and get together we'll let you out in time to celebrate with the rest of the Italian community on our WORLD CUP WIN today!!!!!! Remember that this is for the best:
Girlygirl
OH MY GOD ITALY WON TODAY AND I THINK I’VE LOST MY VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so damn happy; I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. Plus my friend had her baby today which makes this day even better. Well I just stopped in to say hi and remind everyone that Italy won now I'm off to celebrate and get drunk!!! -Girlygirl
LadeeBear
Witness
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
[Jenn slips note under the door]
Well, I am back and guarding this door with my life, still passing you both letters (by the way, is it getting crowded in there from all that paper yet?).
Anyway, let's cut straight to the chase, shall we?
Danny: You like Lindsay. You have a crush on her. And when she found out from Hammerback, she grinned like a giddy school girl. You thought she looked gorgeous when you saw her during that subway surfing case. You were nervous because you thought she asked you out on a date that night at Cozy's. You've asked her out to eat at least three times already. You ate bugs just to impress her, and you comforted her when she was upset about Stella. You think it's attractive when she's angry, and you have never met anyone like her. You know she's smart, beautiful, and talented. But more than that, she's unique.
Ahem.
Lindsay: You first thought that Danny was a total jerk when you met him at the zoo. You both studied each other while processing that case, and he christened you as "Montana". You say that you hate it, but it really makes you feel special. You've asked him to help you out with an experiment which required him to carry you in his arms, you've proved him wrong by eating a fried spider, and you've felt flustered when he held your hand. I saw that smile when he said that "he might have to marry you". You went to him first with the DNA results from the Tanglewood case, you were terrified that he was trapped in a panic room, and your face was full of concern as he got his badge and gun taken away. You've never met anyone like this city boy, and that's because you've never opened yourself up to the possibility of a relationship with someone the polar opposite of you.
Both: TAKE THE FREAKING PLUNGE ALREADY. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy and girl realize this due to extremely observant and wonderful fangirls, and boy and girl kiss.
Simple as that.
Thank you, and now I am off to find out where my fangirl friends have taken Flack.
Until next time,
Jenn
[Jenn slips note under the door]
Well, I am back and guarding this door with my life, still passing you both letters (by the way, is it getting crowded in there from all that paper yet?).
Anyway, let's cut straight to the chase, shall we?
Danny: You like Lindsay. You have a crush on her. And when she found out from Hammerback, she grinned like a giddy school girl. You thought she looked gorgeous when you saw her during that subway surfing case. You were nervous because you thought she asked you out on a date that night at Cozy's. You've asked her out to eat at least three times already. You ate bugs just to impress her, and you comforted her when she was upset about Stella. You think it's attractive when she's angry, and you have never met anyone like her. You know she's smart, beautiful, and talented. But more than that, she's unique.
Ahem.
Lindsay: You first thought that Danny was a total jerk when you met him at the zoo. You both studied each other while processing that case, and he christened you as "Montana". You say that you hate it, but it really makes you feel special. You've asked him to help you out with an experiment which required him to carry you in his arms, you've proved him wrong by eating a fried spider, and you've felt flustered when he held your hand. I saw that smile when he said that "he might have to marry you". You went to him first with the DNA results from the Tanglewood case, you were terrified that he was trapped in a panic room, and your face was full of concern as he got his badge and gun taken away. You've never met anyone like this city boy, and that's because you've never opened yourself up to the possibility of a relationship with someone the polar opposite of you.
Both: TAKE THE FREAKING PLUNGE ALREADY. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy and girl realize this due to extremely observant and wonderful fangirls, and boy and girl kiss.
Simple as that.
Thank you, and now I am off to find out where my fangirl friends have taken Flack.
Until next time,
Jenn
iluvroadrunner
Pathologist
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
Dear Danny and Lindsay,
Don't worry about Flack, Danny. I know you know how we rabid fangirls can be, but we're taking very good care of him. Please focus on the matter at hand, being the very pretty girl standing across from you in the closet. Now, is it really that hard to ask you for a little focus? I mean, just look at her! Tell me you really do mind being stuck in a broom closet with her. I dare you. Like you haven't been imagining it for weeks anyway.
Lindsay, just look at him. I mean really look at him. The scruffy blond hair, pretty blue eyes framed by sexy glasses, nice arms, a strategically placed badge. It amazes me that you've worked with him for almost a year now and haven't jumped him. Please, both of you. Show a little focus, and let go of your self-restraint. You really don't need it if you want to see daylight anytime soon.
Love,
Emily
Dear Danny and Lindsay,
Don't worry about Flack, Danny. I know you know how we rabid fangirls can be, but we're taking very good care of him. Please focus on the matter at hand, being the very pretty girl standing across from you in the closet. Now, is it really that hard to ask you for a little focus? I mean, just look at her! Tell me you really do mind being stuck in a broom closet with her. I dare you. Like you haven't been imagining it for weeks anyway.
Lindsay, just look at him. I mean really look at him. The scruffy blond hair, pretty blue eyes framed by sexy glasses, nice arms, a strategically placed badge. It amazes me that you've worked with him for almost a year now and haven't jumped him. Please, both of you. Show a little focus, and let go of your self-restraint. You really don't need it if you want to see daylight anytime soon.
Love,
Emily
CathStokes
Head of the Day Shift
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
:lol: GirlyGirl - I saw on the news, congrats
Dear D/L --
You know you want to do it already.
Linds show him how a country girl can get down Messer, show her how a city boy can take the pludge
And yeah, don't worry about Flackie. He's occupied
*smirks*
-L
:lol: GirlyGirl - I saw on the news, congrats
Dear D/L --
You know you want to do it already.
Linds show him how a country girl can get down
Messer, show her how a city boy can take the pludge And yeah, don't worry about Flackie. He's occupied
*smirks*
-L
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
Danny and Lindsay,
I'm taking a break from Mac to slip this under the door. He's exhausting. It's not this hard to run after suspects.
I'm glad the fangirls locked you in the broom closet. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. And quit denying it. We all know. Danny, we can see the way you stare at Lindsay's ass, or breasts. You know, I encouraged Lindsay to wear some lower cut tops- like me. She's not taken me up on it much, but I can tell you like it when she does. We all see the way you lick your lips when looking at her.
And Lindsay. I see the way you lick your lips while looking at him as well. I heard about your little experiment on the roof. The technician told me he was beginning to wonder if it was an experiment on how fast two people could kiss each other while at work. I also heard that you two talked about phone sex- unfortunately (or fortunately) right now there's no need for it-you can just have the real thing. I also heard about Danny's little proposal to you. And I know you want Danny to look at you, why else would you have asked me what else you could wear?
BTW, Hammerback offered to make our (Mac and me) wedding cake. You know if you two would just get it on, maybe we could have the weddings at the same time.
So in short, just do it already!
Your friend,
StellaDanny and Lindsay,
I'm taking a break from Mac to slip this under the door. He's exhausting. It's not this hard to run after suspects.
I'm glad the fangirls locked you in the broom closet. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. And quit denying it. We all know. Danny, we can see the way you stare at Lindsay's ass, or breasts. You know, I encouraged Lindsay to wear some lower cut tops- like me. She's not taken me up on it much, but I can tell you like it when she does. We all see the way you lick your lips when looking at her.
And Lindsay. I see the way you lick your lips while looking at him as well. I heard about your little experiment on the roof. The technician told me he was beginning to wonder if it was an experiment on how fast two people could kiss each other while at work. I also heard that you two talked about phone sex- unfortunately (or fortunately) right now there's no need for it-you can just have the real thing. I also heard about Danny's little proposal to you. And I know you want Danny to look at you, why else would you have asked me what else you could wear?
BTW, Hammerback offered to make our (Mac and me) wedding cake. You know if you two would just get it on, maybe we could have the weddings at the same time.
So in short, just do it already!
Your friend,
Stella
Danny and Lindsay,
I'm taking a break from Mac to slip this under the door. He's exhausting. It's not this hard to run after suspects.
I'm glad the fangirls locked you in the broom closet. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. And quit denying it. We all know. Danny, we can see the way you stare at Lindsay's ass, or breasts. You know, I encouraged Lindsay to wear some lower cut tops- like me. She's not taken me up on it much, but I can tell you like it when she does. We all see the way you lick your lips when looking at her.
And Lindsay. I see the way you lick your lips while looking at him as well. I heard about your little experiment on the roof. The technician told me he was beginning to wonder if it was an experiment on how fast two people could kiss each other while at work. I also heard that you two talked about phone sex- unfortunately (or fortunately) right now there's no need for it-you can just have the real thing. I also heard about Danny's little proposal to you. And I know you want Danny to look at you, why else would you have asked me what else you could wear?
BTW, Hammerback offered to make our (Mac and me) wedding cake. You know if you two would just get it on, maybe we could have the weddings at the same time.
So in short, just do it already!
Your friend,
StellaDanny and Lindsay,
I'm taking a break from Mac to slip this under the door. He's exhausting. It's not this hard to run after suspects.
I'm glad the fangirls locked you in the broom closet. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife. And quit denying it. We all know. Danny, we can see the way you stare at Lindsay's ass, or breasts. You know, I encouraged Lindsay to wear some lower cut tops- like me. She's not taken me up on it much, but I can tell you like it when she does. We all see the way you lick your lips when looking at her.
And Lindsay. I see the way you lick your lips while looking at him as well. I heard about your little experiment on the roof. The technician told me he was beginning to wonder if it was an experiment on how fast two people could kiss each other while at work. I also heard that you two talked about phone sex- unfortunately (or fortunately) right now there's no need for it-you can just have the real thing. I also heard about Danny's little proposal to you. And I know you want Danny to look at you, why else would you have asked me what else you could wear?
BTW, Hammerback offered to make our (Mac and me) wedding cake. You know if you two would just get it on, maybe we could have the weddings at the same time.
So in short, just do it already!
Your friend,
Stella
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
Okay dear Danny and Linds,
I can tell it's late because I am now composing limericks in your honor...yes you should feel honored! Danny stop laughing you know you love it! And may I just add, if you two would get to kissing already you wouldn't be subjected to this...now...here ya go:
There once was a boy from back east,
Who teased the new girl like a beast,
He had a big crush,
Did not want to rush,
But each touch his desire increased!
There once was a girl from out west,
Who thought him^ cute but a pest,
Yet she wanted him badly,
And dreamed of him madly,
Wanting just to be held to his chest!
So we fan folk came to their aid,
And before either one could evade,
We locked 'em up tight,
To their secret delight,
And left them both to get laid!
**Moriel giggles happily...skipping off with gutter dreams in her head!**
Okay dear Danny and Linds,
I can tell it's late because I am now composing limericks in your honor...yes you should feel honored! Danny stop laughing you know you love it! And may I just add, if you two would get to kissing already you wouldn't be subjected to this...now...here ya go:
There once was a boy from back east,
Who teased the new girl like a beast,
He had a big crush,
Did not want to rush,
But each touch his desire increased!
There once was a girl from out west,
Who thought him^ cute but a pest,
Yet she wanted him badly,
And dreamed of him madly,
Wanting just to be held to his chest!
So we fan folk came to their aid,
And before either one could evade,
We locked 'em up tight,
To their secret delight,
And left them both to get laid!
**Moriel giggles happily...skipping off with gutter dreams in her head!**
G
Guest
Guest
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
wow moriel, that limerick was good! Did you come up with that on the spot??
Dear Danny,
Lindsay keep your eyes off this one! It says dear DANNY! Was your name on there? I dont think so!
Ok now, danny, I want to see some action! So this is a friendly little warning to you. I will start timing you from now until you make a move, and every 5 minutes that goes by without you doing anything other then undressing her with your eyes, I will mark it down in my journal. Then when you get out, I will smack you over the back of your head for each mark in my journal. I have been known to smack hard, so get to it mister! If there are no more than 5 marks in my journal, I will make you and Lindsay a romantic dinner on a private yacht that will take you across the Upper New York Bay at night time so you can enjoy the city lights and eachother. I will make spaghetti or something Italian, ok? but if there are more than 5 marks....you better start running buddy!
Love from,
Katie
wow moriel, that limerick was good
! Did you come up with that on the spot?? Dear Danny,
Lindsay keep your eyes off this one! It says dear DANNY! Was your name on there? I dont think so!
Ok now, danny, I want to see some action! So this is a friendly little warning to you. I will start timing you from now until you make a move, and every 5 minutes that goes by without you doing anything other then undressing her with your eyes, I will mark it down in my journal. Then when you get out, I will smack you over the back of your head for each mark in my journal. I have been known to smack hard, so get to it mister! If there are no more than 5 marks in my journal, I will make you and Lindsay a romantic dinner on a private yacht that will take you across the Upper New York Bay at night time so you can enjoy the city lights and eachother. I will make spaghetti or something Italian, ok? but if there are more than 5 marks....you better start running buddy!
Love from,
Katie
Radical618
Coroner
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
:lol: :lol: Moriel That was so good, I'm laughing like crazy! :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Moriel That was so good, I'm laughing like crazy! :lol: :lol:
iluvroadrunner
Pathologist
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
Moriel i loved the limericks. :lol:
and poor danny. Katie, don't hit him too hard. he still needs to be a CSI when this is all over.
Moriel i loved the limericks. :lol:
and poor danny. Katie, don't hit him too hard. he still needs to be a CSI when this is all over.
allieluv_csi
Lab Technician
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
ok..im gonna try..it wont be very good but..ill try
Dear Danny and Lindsay,
ok. this one is for lindsay first... WOMAN!LOOK AT HIM..you are so...frustrating at times..he is the hottest man you will ever meet,and he totally likes you and WE all know you want him. go for him
Danny, MAN!LOOK AT HER...you totally want her, you get all the other women after you..for cryin out loud there is even a thread about your......hotness. use some of that Danny Messer charm,because i believe that you will make the first move, so take off your glasses. maybe even your shirt,and DO HER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
wow you guys have probably been locked in there for a while, i bet its getting HOT in there..unless Moriel turned down the temp so its cold..yeah i can feel a draft coming from the closet..you should keep each other warm..[if ya know what i mean]...and this is for the both of ya..
JUST DO IT ALREADY..YOU WANT TO,YOUR COWORKERS WANT YOU TO, AND WE WANT YA TO!!!!
love
allie
ok..how was that..and be kind!
ok..im gonna try..it wont be very good but..ill try
Dear Danny and Lindsay,
ok. this one is for lindsay first... WOMAN!LOOK AT HIM..you are so...frustrating at times..he is the hottest man you will ever meet,and he totally likes you and WE all know you want him. go for him
Danny, MAN!LOOK AT HER...you totally want her,
you get all the other women after you..for cryin out loud there is even a thread about your......hotness. use some of that Danny Messer charm,because i believe that you will make the first move, so take off your glasses. maybe even your shirt,and DO HER ALREADY!!!!!!!!! wow you guys have probably been locked in there for a while, i bet its getting HOT in there..unless Moriel turned down the temp so its cold..yeah i can feel a draft coming from the closet..you should keep each other warm..[if ya know what i mean]...and this is for the both of ya..
JUST DO IT ALREADY..YOU WANT TO,YOUR COWORKERS WANT YOU TO, AND WE WANT YA TO!!!!
love
allie
ok..how was that..and be kind!
csi_fanatic
Pathologist
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
"mini m&m's" that was a cute comment. BTW loving the letters they are mind gutter filled and really true. Honestly is Sid knows Danny likes her then every has to know by now.
mandi
"mini m&m's" that was a cute comment. BTW loving the letters they are mind gutter filled and really true. Honestly is Sid knows Danny likes her then every has to know by now.
mandi
Radical618
Coroner
Re: Danny/Lindsay #9 - "Even Hammerback Knows"
I'm glad you liked the Mini M&M's, I thought that was clever... These letters are awesome guys. I think we should make a book out of them and send them to CBS. TPTB would love that... :lol:
I'm glad you liked the Mini M&M's, I thought that was clever... These letters are awesome guys. I think we should make a book out of them and send them to CBS. TPTB would love that...
:lol:
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