CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way
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speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
YAY new thread! And we HAVE traveled a long way haven't we? lol. Can't wait for the next update GEni!
I can't wait either. Wow, four road trips. That is alot. And this is the first one, actually continuing from the third one, so if anyone needs to know what's happened, you can find the old thread here: Warning: Keep All Hands & Feet Inside Hummerhome. #3 RT
You can find the second Road Trip here: CSI:Miami RT-2
And of course, you can find the first Road Trip here: CSI:Miami Road Trip
So, now that we've started the fourt RT:
Summary: CSI:Miami road trip. They go on a road trip, every now and then get a case, but we'll see.
Characters: All the CSI:Miami characters from season 2.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. But wouldn't it be cool if I did own it? Man I'd be so rich it would make your heads spin.
Road Trip
[Hummerhome]
Delko: Quick, what's one plus one?
Speed: Your IQ?
Delko: *pouts*
Calleigh: You used to be a man whore. You didn't know how to keep your pants zipped.
Speed: That's....Reassuring.
Katie: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BROKE HIM!
Horatio: Relax, in most cases, amnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. But, the duration can be longer depending on the severity of the trauma. Speed you remember everything after you woke up right?
Speed: I'm Speed right?
Horatio: Yes.
Speed: Yeah I remember everything after I woke up.
Horatio: So it's not short term memory. Just long term memory.
Katie: That's even worse!
Horatio: If it's temporary, He'll recall older memories first, and then more recent memories, until almost all his memory is recovered.
Katie: THAT COULD TAKE EONS!
Speed: Stop screaming, that's really annoying.
Horatio: Let's hope I just hit the temporal lobe.
Katie: WHY!
Horatio: Because if I hit anything else, it could be permanent.
Speed: You did this to me?
Horatio: Yes.
Speed: Why?
Horatio: You were going to hurt Katie.
Speed: You mean screamo over there?
Horatio: Yes.
Speed: Why would I hurt her?
Katie: YEAH! WHY!
Speed: Seriously, the screaming is starting to get irritating.
Katie: Well I'm upset.
Speed: You're not the one who can't remember anything.
Katie: Well shouldn't we try to...Jarr your memory or something?
Speed: With what? More screaming?
Horatio: Well....Someone shout out a series of words and if you remember anything we'll go with that.
Speed: That seems simple enough.
Horatio: Okay who wants to start?
Delko: ME!
Horatio: Go ahead.
Delko: Sniffles!
Speed: ...
Delko: No? Okay um...TRACE LAB!
Speed: ...
Calleigh: DRESS SHIRTS!
Speed: ...You mean like what I'm wearing?
Calleigh: Okay bad example.
Delko: DIRTY GUN!
Speed: *lifts brow*
Delko: He's hopeless.
Katie: PIPETTE! HUMMERHOME! AFRICA! MORGUE! DADE COUNTY! TREVOR! COLTON! EMY! KRISTIN! RILEY!
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: ...What did I say?
Speed: *squints* ...Nothing, nevermind.
Katie: Did you recognize any of those words?
Speed: No.
Katie: Well obviously SOMETHING caught your attention.
Speed: ...
Katie: TELL ME WHAT IT WAS!
Speed: NOTHING! GOD WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE FOR TWO MINUTES!
Katie: ..Sorry.
Speed: *frowns* Geez. It's called your inside voice.
Katie: MACAULAY JEWELERS!
Speed: Is that some kind of bird?
Katie: ....*screams*
Speed: STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR!
Katie: I'M NOT EVEN NEAR YOU!
Speed: WELL IT'S STILL LOUD SO SHUT UP!
Katie: BITE ME!
Delko: And yet even through amnesia, they still manage to fight like nothing ever happened.
TBC........
You can find the second Road Trip here: CSI:Miami RT-2
And of course, you can find the first Road Trip here: CSI:Miami Road Trip
So, now that we've started the fourt RT:
Summary: CSI:Miami road trip. They go on a road trip, every now and then get a case, but we'll see.
Characters: All the CSI:Miami characters from season 2.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. But wouldn't it be cool if I did own it? Man I'd be so rich it would make your heads spin.
Road Trip
[Hummerhome]
Delko: Quick, what's one plus one?
Speed: Your IQ?
Delko: *pouts*
Calleigh: You used to be a man whore. You didn't know how to keep your pants zipped.
Speed: That's....Reassuring.
Katie: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BROKE HIM!
Horatio: Relax, in most cases, amnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. But, the duration can be longer depending on the severity of the trauma. Speed you remember everything after you woke up right?
Speed: I'm Speed right?
Horatio: Yes.
Speed: Yeah I remember everything after I woke up.
Horatio: So it's not short term memory. Just long term memory.
Katie: That's even worse!
Horatio: If it's temporary, He'll recall older memories first, and then more recent memories, until almost all his memory is recovered.
Katie: THAT COULD TAKE EONS!
Speed: Stop screaming, that's really annoying.
Horatio: Let's hope I just hit the temporal lobe.
Katie: WHY!
Horatio: Because if I hit anything else, it could be permanent.
Speed: You did this to me?
Horatio: Yes.
Speed: Why?
Horatio: You were going to hurt Katie.
Speed: You mean screamo over there?
Horatio: Yes.
Speed: Why would I hurt her?
Katie: YEAH! WHY!
Speed: Seriously, the screaming is starting to get irritating.
Katie: Well I'm upset.
Speed: You're not the one who can't remember anything.
Katie: Well shouldn't we try to...Jarr your memory or something?
Speed: With what? More screaming?
Horatio: Well....Someone shout out a series of words and if you remember anything we'll go with that.
Speed: That seems simple enough.
Horatio: Okay who wants to start?
Delko: ME!
Horatio: Go ahead.
Delko: Sniffles!
Speed: ...
Delko: No? Okay um...TRACE LAB!
Speed: ...
Calleigh: DRESS SHIRTS!
Speed: ...You mean like what I'm wearing?
Calleigh: Okay bad example.
Delko: DIRTY GUN!
Speed: *lifts brow*
Delko: He's hopeless.
Katie: PIPETTE! HUMMERHOME! AFRICA! MORGUE! DADE COUNTY! TREVOR! COLTON! EMY! KRISTIN! RILEY!
Speed: *looks at Katie*
Katie: ...What did I say?
Speed: *squints* ...Nothing, nevermind.
Katie: Did you recognize any of those words?
Speed: No.
Katie: Well obviously SOMETHING caught your attention.
Speed: ...
Katie: TELL ME WHAT IT WAS!
Speed: NOTHING! GOD WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE FOR TWO MINUTES!
Katie: ..Sorry.
Speed: *frowns* Geez. It's called your inside voice.
Katie: MACAULAY JEWELERS!
Speed: Is that some kind of bird?
Katie: ....*screams*
Speed: STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR!
Katie: I'M NOT EVEN NEAR YOU!
Speed: WELL IT'S STILL LOUD SO SHUT UP!
Katie: BITE ME!
Delko: And yet even through amnesia, they still manage to fight like nothing ever happened.
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Oh, that last and first line was hilarious.
Speed: Is that some kind of bird?
If only, If only. lol. Oh man that was hilarious. And i'm like laughing hysterically now for no reason. lol. Great update, can't wait for more. Is that some sort of bird. HA!
Speed: Is that some kind of bird?
If only, If only. lol. Oh man that was hilarious. And i'm like laughing hysterically now for no reason. lol. Great update, can't wait for more. Is that some sort of bird. HA!
:lol: Well I try...Well sometimes I make an effort. 
You Seem So Different To Me
[Hummerhome]
Katie: *crying* Why can't you remember me?
Speed: I'm....Sorry.
Delko: Don't be too sorry man, I mean she's crazed. I think it's best to just forget her.
Speed: But she's crying and everything.
Delko: So? She's just being a drama queen. She'll get over it.
Katie: *crying*
Anni: Come on, let's get you a glass of water.
Horatio: Hey Speed?
Speed: Yeah H.
Everyone: *looks at Speed*
Speed: ...What?
Delko: You said H.
Speed: So?
Calleigh: How would you know to call him that unless you remembered it?
Speed: Then I guess I'm not completely hopeless.
Horatio: Well I was going to ask you if you saw any cows out there, but this is just as good.
Speed: I don't see what cows have to do with anything.
Katie: Can I sit beside you?
Speed: No. You're going to yell at me.
Katie: No I'm not. I promise.
Speed: Fine.
Katie: *sits beside Speed* ....You want some water?
Speed: You already drank out of that cup. It's gross.
Katie: I was trying to be nice.
Speed: Why? You were being loud and mean for the past 20 minutes.
Katie: I WAS NOT BEING MEAN!
Speed: You promised you wouldn't scream.
Katie: I wasn't screaming. I was speaking loudly.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Delko: Hey, a thunderstorm is heading this way.
Katie: OH MY GOD NO! NO NOT RIGHT NOW!
Speed: What's so bad about a little storm?
Katie: Usually you protect me.
Speed: A storm is not going to hurt you.
Katie: It's a phobia okay?
[Thunder is heard in the distance]
Katie: *screams*
Delko: This should be interesting.
Speed: Don't come near me.
Katie: I'm already near you.
Speed: Don't touch me.
Katie: But it's a scary storm.
Speed: Then go hide.
Katie: That won't do anything. Storms know where to find me.
Speed: You don't make any sense.
Katie: I know.
[Thunder is heard]
Katie: AH!
Missy: Aw look at the pretty rain.
JC: And the pretty wind.
Anni: Those clouds look so cool.
Carly: Yeah they're all green and swirly.
[Thunder is heard, louder]
Katie: *screams*
Delko: Ow, she's louder than the thunder.
Katie: *crying*
Calleigh: Why don't you just grab a blanket or something?
Katie: There's no time!
[Thunder is heard]
Katie: AH! *clings to Speed, cries*
Speed: I told you not to touch me.
Katie: I DON'T CARE! *crying*
Speed: Someone get her off.
Delko: She'll bite me.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Horatio: Wow look at those cows fly.
Calleigh: It's quite a sight.
Anni: And those trees are blowing really hard.
Missy: Look, a funnel.
Delko: *screams*
Missy: Wait, no that was a cow. My bad.
[Half hour later, storm lets up]
Katie: *still clinging to Speed*
Speed: *looks down* Katie....Katie? Katie are you okay?
Katie: *lets go*
Delko: Did I detect a hint of concern for her?
Speed: No.
Katie: I'll go sit over here. *gets up*
Speed: No wait I-...*sigh* Fine.
Delko: I thought you hated her.
Speed: I don't hate her. I don't know her. I feel bad that I made her upset.
Delko: So go talk to her.
Speed: I don't want to talk to her. She'll scream in my ear.
Calleigh: I guess you'll just have to wait and get your memory back.
Speed: If that ever happens.
Calleigh: We can only hope.
[In kitchenette]
Katie: Can you pass me that cup?
Carly: Sure. Are you okay?
Katie: I'm fine. Isn't there any cold water in this place?
Carly: Yeah, you have to turn the knob to COLD first.
Katie: Shut up.
Speed: *watches Katie* ...*sigh* I'm going to go lie down.
Calleigh: Does your head hurt?
Speed: A little.
Calleigh: Did you need anything?
Speed: For everyone to leave me alone. *leaves*
TBC........
You Seem So Different To Me
[Hummerhome]
Katie: *crying* Why can't you remember me?
Speed: I'm....Sorry.
Delko: Don't be too sorry man, I mean she's crazed. I think it's best to just forget her.
Speed: But she's crying and everything.
Delko: So? She's just being a drama queen. She'll get over it.
Katie: *crying*
Anni: Come on, let's get you a glass of water.
Horatio: Hey Speed?
Speed: Yeah H.
Everyone: *looks at Speed*
Speed: ...What?
Delko: You said H.
Speed: So?
Calleigh: How would you know to call him that unless you remembered it?
Speed: Then I guess I'm not completely hopeless.
Horatio: Well I was going to ask you if you saw any cows out there, but this is just as good.
Speed: I don't see what cows have to do with anything.
Katie: Can I sit beside you?
Speed: No. You're going to yell at me.
Katie: No I'm not. I promise.
Speed: Fine.
Katie: *sits beside Speed* ....You want some water?
Speed: You already drank out of that cup. It's gross.
Katie: I was trying to be nice.
Speed: Why? You were being loud and mean for the past 20 minutes.
Katie: I WAS NOT BEING MEAN!
Speed: You promised you wouldn't scream.
Katie: I wasn't screaming. I was speaking loudly.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Delko: Hey, a thunderstorm is heading this way.
Katie: OH MY GOD NO! NO NOT RIGHT NOW!
Speed: What's so bad about a little storm?
Katie: Usually you protect me.
Speed: A storm is not going to hurt you.
Katie: It's a phobia okay?
[Thunder is heard in the distance]
Katie: *screams*
Delko: This should be interesting.
Speed: Don't come near me.
Katie: I'm already near you.
Speed: Don't touch me.
Katie: But it's a scary storm.
Speed: Then go hide.
Katie: That won't do anything. Storms know where to find me.
Speed: You don't make any sense.
Katie: I know.
[Thunder is heard]
Katie: AH!
Missy: Aw look at the pretty rain.
JC: And the pretty wind.
Anni: Those clouds look so cool.
Carly: Yeah they're all green and swirly.
[Thunder is heard, louder]
Katie: *screams*
Delko: Ow, she's louder than the thunder.
Katie: *crying*
Calleigh: Why don't you just grab a blanket or something?
Katie: There's no time!
[Thunder is heard]
Katie: AH! *clings to Speed, cries*
Speed: I told you not to touch me.
Katie: I DON'T CARE! *crying*
Speed: Someone get her off.
Delko: She'll bite me.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Horatio: Wow look at those cows fly.
Calleigh: It's quite a sight.
Anni: And those trees are blowing really hard.
Missy: Look, a funnel.
Delko: *screams*
Missy: Wait, no that was a cow. My bad.
[Half hour later, storm lets up]
Katie: *still clinging to Speed*
Speed: *looks down* Katie....Katie? Katie are you okay?
Katie: *lets go*
Delko: Did I detect a hint of concern for her?
Speed: No.
Katie: I'll go sit over here. *gets up*
Speed: No wait I-...*sigh* Fine.
Delko: I thought you hated her.
Speed: I don't hate her. I don't know her. I feel bad that I made her upset.
Delko: So go talk to her.
Speed: I don't want to talk to her. She'll scream in my ear.
Calleigh: I guess you'll just have to wait and get your memory back.
Speed: If that ever happens.
Calleigh: We can only hope.
[In kitchenette]
Katie: Can you pass me that cup?
Carly: Sure. Are you okay?
Katie: I'm fine. Isn't there any cold water in this place?
Carly: Yeah, you have to turn the knob to COLD first.
Katie: Shut up.
Speed: *watches Katie* ...*sigh* I'm going to go lie down.
Calleigh: Does your head hurt?
Speed: A little.
Calleigh: Did you need anything?
Speed: For everyone to leave me alone. *leaves*
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
"Oh look a funnel...no wait it was a cow. My bad." Oh man that was hilarious. And great mother nature sure picks a wonderful time for a storm to come lol. I hope Speed gets his memory back soon. Stupid H man. lol. Update soon please!
:lol: I'm glad you like the start of this thread My favorite one though was the first road trip.
Forgive Me
[Hummerhome]
Katie: Where did scatter brain go?
Calleigh: He was tired.
Katie: He's not mad at me is he?
Calleigh: No he feels bad for making you upset.
Katie: It's not his fault. It's Horatio's fault.
Horatio: He deserved it.
Katie: How would you like it if I smacked you in the head and you couldn't think straight?
Horatio: He can think perfectly fine. He just doesn't remember anything.
Katie: And he deserves that?
Horatio: Relax, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Katie: I can't believe you. If you couldn't remember anything wouldn't you be upset?
Horatio: Probably.
Speed: *opens bedroom door, watches*
Katie: And you're all acting like this is normal and everything's okay! He's not the same person he was 2 hours ago!
Calleigh: It's temporary.
Katie: What if it's not? He's just suppose to walk around clueless forever?
Speed: *closes door*
Delko: Will you just relax?
Katie: Why does everyone keep telling me to relax? When someone tells you to relax do you listen? I don't think so. I'm going to go talk to him. *walks to bedroom, knocks*
Speed: *opens door*
Katie: I think we need to talk.
Speed: So talk.
Katie: *walks in* I'm sorry about everyone else. I know how scary this must be.
Speed: *closes door* It's not scary.
Katie: Well the reason why this all happened was because I made you mad and you were going to hit me and Horatio clocked you and...Well...Yeah.
Speed: What did you do? Scream at me?
Katie: Yeah that too.
Speed: But aren't we married?
Katie: Yeah.
Speed: Why would I hurt someone I love?
Katie: I don't know, explain that to me.
Speed: If I was going to hurt you, I obviously didn't love you that much.
Katie: But you did.
Speed: That's not love. Someone who hurts you doesn't love you.
Katie: Ah, spoken like a true cop.
Speed: I'm sorry for what happened, but maybe it's good that Horatio 'clocked' me.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I don't want to be someone who hurts someone else.
Katie: But you don't love me.
Speed: I...Respect you.
Katie: Ah.
Speed: Anyway, I was going to get some rest.
Katie: Did you need anything?
Speed: No.
Katie: Okay well I'll leave you to rest then.
Speed: Thanks.
Katie: No problem. *leaves*
TBC.......
My favorite one though was the first road trip. Forgive Me
[Hummerhome]
Katie: Where did scatter brain go?
Calleigh: He was tired.
Katie: He's not mad at me is he?
Calleigh: No he feels bad for making you upset.
Katie: It's not his fault. It's Horatio's fault.
Horatio: He deserved it.
Katie: How would you like it if I smacked you in the head and you couldn't think straight?
Horatio: He can think perfectly fine. He just doesn't remember anything.
Katie: And he deserves that?
Horatio: Relax, he doesn't know what he's missing.
Katie: I can't believe you. If you couldn't remember anything wouldn't you be upset?
Horatio: Probably.
Speed: *opens bedroom door, watches*
Katie: And you're all acting like this is normal and everything's okay! He's not the same person he was 2 hours ago!
Calleigh: It's temporary.
Katie: What if it's not? He's just suppose to walk around clueless forever?
Speed: *closes door*
Delko: Will you just relax?
Katie: Why does everyone keep telling me to relax? When someone tells you to relax do you listen? I don't think so. I'm going to go talk to him. *walks to bedroom, knocks*
Speed: *opens door*
Katie: I think we need to talk.
Speed: So talk.
Katie: *walks in* I'm sorry about everyone else. I know how scary this must be.
Speed: *closes door* It's not scary.
Katie: Well the reason why this all happened was because I made you mad and you were going to hit me and Horatio clocked you and...Well...Yeah.
Speed: What did you do? Scream at me?
Katie: Yeah that too.
Speed: But aren't we married?
Katie: Yeah.
Speed: Why would I hurt someone I love?
Katie: I don't know, explain that to me.
Speed: If I was going to hurt you, I obviously didn't love you that much.
Katie: But you did.
Speed: That's not love. Someone who hurts you doesn't love you.
Katie: Ah, spoken like a true cop.
Speed: I'm sorry for what happened, but maybe it's good that Horatio 'clocked' me.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I don't want to be someone who hurts someone else.
Katie: But you don't love me.
Speed: I...Respect you.
Katie: Ah.
Speed: Anyway, I was going to get some rest.
Katie: Did you need anything?
Speed: No.
Katie: Okay well I'll leave you to rest then.
Speed: Thanks.
Katie: No problem. *leaves*
TBC.......
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Awww! I don't really know how to respond to that. lol. But I know if I was in Speed's place....yeah well ok if I suddenly got amnesia I know I'd be scared. lol. Update soon please.
carlz31
Coroner
ok, I haven't read any of the updates for this thread, but thats because I'm supposed to be at school, and I don't have time, but I just wanted to say, WOAH!!! Speedy has memory loss?
I'd say please update soon, but I haven't read any of these yet, but I will as soon as I get a chance
I'd say please update soon, but I haven't read any of these yet, but I will as soon as I get a chance
Pictures Frozen In Time
[Hummerhome]
[2 hours later]
Delko: LET'S GO SKINNY DIPPING!
Speed: *walks in* Let's not.
Delko: Why not?
Speed: It's against the law.
Delko: What would you know? You don't even remember what the law is.
Speed: A rule of conduct established and enforced by the authority, legislation, or custom of a given community, State, or nation.
Delko: ...Okay but you don't know what a crime lab is.
Speed: A comprehensive laboratory used to process evidence in criminal cases.
Delko: Were you just reading the dictionary back there?
Speed: Yeah. I thought I'd learn what everything is. *sits beside Katie* Now, I'd like to learn about you.
Katie: ...What do you mean?
Speed: I want to know everything about you that makes you tick.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I want to know what made Tim Speedle fall in love with you.
Katie: Really?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Well...I think it's because I kissed you because CSIensicola was on.
Speed: ....Remind me what that was like.
Katie: You want me to kiss you?
Speed: Direct stimuli to the brain. It never fails with amnesiacs.
Katie: .....Does anyone else think that's weird?
Calleigh: I think it's cute.
Horatio: It could work.
Delko: Aw.
Katie: Um...Okay....*kisses Speed*
[3 seconds later]
Speed: *tilts head*
Katie: What?
Speed: *closes eyes* I'm trying to remember.
Katie: ...Uh...Okay.
[Flashback]
Speed: I want to watch CSIensecola.
Colton: But that's all we ever watch.
JC: I want to see it. Don't they have any new episodes?
Missy: They had one last week but it tanked because it sucked.
Katie2: Yeah I saw it. It makes me wish season 2 were still going on.
Katie1: Why not season 3?
Katie2: No Jim Speedo.
Speed: I liked him too. Dang.
Katie2: I hate that Bryan Ralf.
Calleigh: I'm still partial to Kelly Duquestion.
Horatio: Can we please watch it?
Katie2: YES IT'S SEASON 2!
[Everyone sits up]
Colton: Holy God. That never happens.
Katie2: *jumping up and down* OMG OMG OMG!
Anni: *cheering* YAY!
Katie1: I like us happy.
katie2: *kisses Speed* I LOVE THIS SEASON!
Speed: Uh....*in shock*
Calleigh: *giggling*
Delko: Why doesn't that ever happen to me?
Katie2: What. What did I do?
Speed: 0_0
Katie1: I think he's going to pass out.
Speed: *grin creeping on face*
Trevor: Dang I can't see the episode.
Katie2: I just...kissed him right?
Anni: Yeah you did.
Calleigh: I'm surprised he didn't like...hit you.
Katie2: I kissed Speed...OMG!
Speed: Yeah Tim is just as surprised.
Colton: He's talking in the third person.
katie1: Should we be worried?
Colton: No. It was an observation.
Katie2: Sorry Speed...It's just that...season 2....It's the best one.
Speed: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Katie2: OMG ARE YOU?!
Speed: ...I would be passed out if I was.
Katie2: Sorry.
Anni: Lucky. You got a kiss from Speed.
Speed: Actually she kissed me so...it's not the same thing.
Anni: STILL! SHE'S LUCKY!
Katie2: I got near...the stubbly wubbly....THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEASON 2!!!! Okay..okay *hyperventilating* I think I'm going to pass out. HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN! *sits down*
Speed: Should I...help her?
Delko: *laughing* I think you've done enough damage man.
Anni: I'll get her water.
katie2: *hyperventilating* This is better than my birthday. HECK IT'S BETTER THAN ANY HOLIDAY!
Colton: Your birthday isn't a holiday.
Katie2: Who cares!
Calleigh: Calm down..
Katie2: I CAN'T! HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!
Speed: Is she going to keep saying that the entire 3 hours?
Katie: HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!
[Flashback to present]
Speed: *opens eyes* Okay.
Katie: Okay what?
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Is that a good sign?
Speed: You say holy saint popsicle sticks batman a lot.
Katie: THERE IS A GOD! *hugs Speed*
Speed: Ow, okay suffocating here.
Katie: Sorry.
TBC........
[Hummerhome]
[2 hours later]
Delko: LET'S GO SKINNY DIPPING!
Speed: *walks in* Let's not.
Delko: Why not?
Speed: It's against the law.
Delko: What would you know? You don't even remember what the law is.
Speed: A rule of conduct established and enforced by the authority, legislation, or custom of a given community, State, or nation.
Delko: ...Okay but you don't know what a crime lab is.
Speed: A comprehensive laboratory used to process evidence in criminal cases.
Delko: Were you just reading the dictionary back there?
Speed: Yeah. I thought I'd learn what everything is. *sits beside Katie* Now, I'd like to learn about you.
Katie: ...What do you mean?
Speed: I want to know everything about you that makes you tick.
Katie: Why?
Speed: I want to know what made Tim Speedle fall in love with you.
Katie: Really?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Well...I think it's because I kissed you because CSI
ensicola was on.Speed: ....Remind me what that was like.
Katie: You want me to kiss you?
Speed: Direct stimuli to the brain. It never fails with amnesiacs.
Katie: .....Does anyone else think that's weird?
Calleigh: I think it's cute.
Horatio: It could work.
Delko: Aw.
Katie: Um...Okay....*kisses Speed*
[3 seconds later]
Speed: *tilts head*
Katie: What?
Speed: *closes eyes* I'm trying to remember.
Katie: ...Uh...Okay.
[Flashback]
Speed: I want to watch CSI
ensecola.Colton: But that's all we ever watch.
JC: I want to see it. Don't they have any new episodes?
Missy: They had one last week but it tanked because it sucked.
Katie2: Yeah I saw it. It makes me wish season 2 were still going on.
Katie1: Why not season 3?
Katie2: No Jim Speedo.
Speed: I liked him too. Dang.
Katie2: I hate that Bryan Ralf.
Calleigh: I'm still partial to Kelly Duquestion.
Horatio: Can we please watch it?
Katie2: YES IT'S SEASON 2!
[Everyone sits up]
Colton: Holy God. That never happens.
Katie2: *jumping up and down* OMG OMG OMG!
Anni: *cheering* YAY!
Katie1: I like us happy.
katie2: *kisses Speed* I LOVE THIS SEASON!
Speed: Uh....*in shock*
Calleigh: *giggling*
Delko: Why doesn't that ever happen to me?
Katie2: What. What did I do?
Speed: 0_0
Katie1: I think he's going to pass out.
Speed: *grin creeping on face*
Trevor: Dang I can't see the episode.
Katie2: I just...kissed him right?
Anni: Yeah you did.
Calleigh: I'm surprised he didn't like...hit you.
Katie2: I kissed Speed...OMG!
Speed: Yeah Tim is just as surprised.
Colton: He's talking in the third person.
katie1: Should we be worried?
Colton: No. It was an observation.
Katie2: Sorry Speed...It's just that...season 2....It's the best one.
Speed: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Katie2: OMG ARE YOU?!
Speed: ...I would be passed out if I was.
Katie2: Sorry.
Anni: Lucky. You got a kiss from Speed.
Speed: Actually she kissed me so...it's not the same thing.
Anni: STILL! SHE'S LUCKY!
Katie2: I got near...the stubbly wubbly....THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEASON 2!!!! Okay..okay *hyperventilating* I think I'm going to pass out. HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN! *sits down*
Speed: Should I...help her?
Delko: *laughing* I think you've done enough damage man.
Anni: I'll get her water.
katie2: *hyperventilating* This is better than my birthday. HECK IT'S BETTER THAN ANY HOLIDAY!
Colton: Your birthday isn't a holiday.
Katie2: Who cares!
Calleigh: Calm down..
Katie2: I CAN'T! HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!
Speed: Is she going to keep saying that the entire 3 hours?
Katie: HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN!
[Flashback to present]
Speed: *opens eyes* Okay.
Katie: Okay what?
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: Is that a good sign?
Speed: You say holy saint popsicle sticks batman a lot.
Katie: THERE IS A GOD! *hugs Speed*
Speed: Ow, okay suffocating here.
Katie: Sorry.
TBC........
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
THERE IS A GOD! LOL. And awww flashbacks. I love flashbacks! Especially that scene because it was just...awesome. lol. And haha take that Delko Speed knows what the law and a crime lab is *sticks tongue out* lol. Update soon please!
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