Crazy Caption Contest

[glam_chic86]

Danny: Freeze mofo! Spread, em. I said spread 'em. What? I'm a good cop, I'm a damn good cop!

OR

Danny: Hey buddy, do that math. Me+gun+you equals....you're right....TROUBLE!

 

[robospanker_fan]

Danny: Yay! I've got a toy gun to play with!! *doesn't notice its loaded with bullets*

 

[CrimeShark]

Danny: *thinks* If I can stand still long enough, I might just beat Aiden at this Statue Game. For ONCE.

 

[Dynamo1]

Danny: Flack, I'll get you for putting that bug on my forehead.

or

Danny: Doesn't ANYBODY in this city ever stop running when I yell "Freeze"?

 

[Guest]

Danny: NYPD! NYPD! Here I am running after this crook? So when I tell NYPD, why doesn't the whole precinct come out to help?

 

[Guest]

Danny: "NYPD! NYPD!"
Crook: "I don't know why he thinks I'm going to stop running for the NYPD"

 

[Guest]

Danny: Put the muffin down, and nobody gets hurt.

OR

Danny: *shoots gun* ....What the...? *sign that says 'bang' comes out*

 

[saraholic]

Danny: Give me my bottle or I'll shoot.

 

[Angelica]

Danny: DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME A DRAMA QUEEN? NOW YOUR ASS IS PAYING FOR IT!!

Angie

 

[csi_fanatic]

Danny: *mimiks Vicaro* Betcha do betcha do CSI. VICARO STOP BEING THE CRIME SCENE TROLL AND TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON OR YOU SO GOING TO GET IT.

kaia

 

[Top41]

The other CSIs thought Danny went a little far when he discovered a millipede on the lab wall.

 

[csi_fanatic]

LMAO!!!
kaia

 

[robospanker_fan]

^ :lol: Alright, now we know he's a bit paranoid.

 

[Guest]

Danny: **shoots gun** THAT'LL teach you to throw things!

 

[tashia]

Danny: I don't wanna shoot you, I'd be wasting a perfectly good bullet!