Chuck Norris lines CSI character style

^ I love the last one! Ahahahaa.

 

And ASL too!

(ok that was cruel).

Oh, and:

Gil Grissom can touch MC Hammer.

Gil Grissom doesn't use condoms, because nothing can protect you form Gil Grissom.

 

Horatio Cane is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a freakin Indian.

Crop circles are Mac Taylor's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the frick down.

Multiple people have died from Gil Grissom giving them the finger

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Mac Taylor. Mac showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die

Don Flack always has sex on the first date. Always

Gil Grissom frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own

A duck’s quack does not echo. Gil Grissom is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly

 

It's a common misconception that solar eclipses are caused by the Sun and Earth's orbits. They're really caused by Horatio Caine's sunglasses.

 

When Chuck Norris had trouble blowing out his candles on his birthday cake today, March 10th, the 69 year old man called for Mac Taylor to do it for him.

 

~Horatio Caine once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face, now we call it a giraffe.

~Mac Taylor doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 

hahahaha i lafed so hard at that! ya super mac? british pm after ww2
erm,... sorry im a bit of a geek

 

When Mac Taylor falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Mac Taylor.

When an episode of CSI: NY was aired in France, the French surrendered to Mac Taylor just to be on the safe side.

When taking the SAT, answer "Gil Grissom" for every answer. You'll score over 8000!

Mac Taylor grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Horatio Caine doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a CSI: Crime Scene Investigation marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it's a Mactatorship.

Yeah, I searched these and changed them. Hope you like them.

 

These are hilarious :guffaw:

I searched these and just changed the name:

If you can see Mac Taylor, he can see you. If you can't see Mac Taylor you may be only seconds away from death.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Gil Grissom can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Mac Taylor is, in fact, a species. The rest of his kind died out with the dinosaurs.

Gil Grissom saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico. But, feeling he could press his luck, he roundhouse kicked the insurance company to the face. He doesn't pay car insurance anymore.

When Mac Taylor runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Mac Taylor counted to infinity....twice

When Mac Taylor had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Horatio Caine can touch MC Hammer.


Mac Taylor ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

 

OMGoodness. Those are so funny. I love Chuck Norris jokes but when they are changed to CSI characters, it even FUNNIER! lol.

-Horatio doesn't check his closert for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Horatio.