Voting round, folks.
1.
Valera: Uh, dude... your fly is open. Why in the world do you have teenage mutant ninja turtles on your boxers?
2.
Valera: Oh no, Ryan posted that embarrassing snapshot of me at the Christmas party!!
3.
Valera: Calleigh, the DNA tests show that you and Eric share some common genes, You have got to stop dating. The two of you are related.
Valera (thinking): I hope she believes that. Now Eric is mine. Mwa-ha-ha-ha.
4.
Valeria: (while Ryan is talking on his cell): Oh my God, did I remember to turn off my iron?!!
5.
Valera - "Oh my gosh! I'm actually in this episode! Nooo waaay...."