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1.
Eric: Cut it out Frank, you aren't Horatio & you never will be.
2.
Frank: *thinking* "that is one of the calmest shirts Eric's ever worn"
Eric: *thinking* "what no bright orange tie today Frank?"
3.
Eric: Looks like we got a print here, Tripp!
Tripp: Well lift it, nutcracker!!!
Eric: Should I notify H?!
Tripp: <
takes his shades off> :shifty: There is...
<puts it back on> no need
<walks out, screen cuts>
<intro music>
Daltry: YYYEEEAAAAHHH!!!
4.
Frank: I hope you've picked out a good hiding spot Delko. Boa Vista's the queen when it comes to finding people in the annual MDPD hide and seek tourney
Eric: Speaking of the Queen, Get down!! She's coming!
5.
Frank: "Hey Delko! Does Horatio know you're wearing his shirt?"
Delko: "Does Stetler know you're wearing his tie?"
Frank: "Hey, hold still. There's a great big mosquito on your head."
Delko: "Well kill it!"
SMACK!
Delko: "OW! Geez, Tripp! Did you get it?"
Frank: "Get what?"