Caption CSI:Miami!

Finch

Finch

Funnier in Enochian
Super Moderator
With mjszud stepping down as game runner, we decided to switch up the game a bit.

For starters, there won't be any votes on the captions. Anyone may post a picture and then open it up to captions for as long as folks are interested in the picture. Once it dies down or there's a need for a new picture, someone can go ahead and post a new one at their convenience.

Here are a few guidelines to keep in mind, however:

-Keep the captions relatively short. The very word implies some brevity, so let's not go off the deep end. :p Four or five lines at the maximum should be enough.

-Pictures must be 480pixels in length or shorter. If you're unsure of how big that is, you can find an example in the Info&Help thread or see the image below. It's fine if the picture is a few pixels over, but keep in mind the image size rules for this forum.

-Please use your own image hosting site like Photobucket or Imageshack as opposed to hotlinking. Hotlinking uses up precious bandwidth, which can become expensive.

-Keep the captions PG-13 or under. It's a place for fun, not vulgarity. :p

-No 'shipper-related captions. Feel free to visit the Shipper Central Caption Game if you're interested in 'shipper caption fun.

Any questions can be PMed to me or FieldMouse, or posted here.

Let's get started!

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Announcer: Tonight on Charlie's Angels, Calleigh and Horatio must rescue Bosley and their fellow angel from certain peril!
 
Calleigh: Our demands are simple, Mr. Writer. I want clothing that I can actually breathe in. And ISN'T black.
Horatio: And I...want a girlfriend that doesn't die. And a warehouse that can hold all my sunnies.
 
Horatio: Listen, McGarrett, give us back our time slot or Danno gets it.

---=== OR ===---

Emily Procter: Listen, Zuiker. I am tired of these black outfits. This isn't black and white TV. Get me a new wardrobe person.
David Caruso: And I want a different hair color. Maybe green or purple.

---=== OR ===---

Horatio: Miami law enforcement is now getting tougher.
Calleigh: We caught you jay walking and littering. You could get the death penalty for that.
Horatio: And tell your kid to get a business license for that lemonade stand.
 
Calleigh: Miami Dade Police!!

Horatio: Come out with your hands up

(Much to Horatio and Calleigh's surprise, a group of bewildered elementary school children come out with their hands up)

Kid #1: Don't shoot!! we didn't know it was illegal to download all those cartoons!!
Kid #2: Don't tell our parents, we promise to delete them ok?
 
Horatio: "I don't like this Calleigh statue. Now tell me where the real Calleigh DuQuesne is or I'll shoot your toes off."
 
Horatio: Calleigh, why is your gun bigger than mine?
Calleigh: Don't worry, boss, you know size isn't everything.





(Only a teensy bit vulgar....)
 
Horatio: Go ahead, make my... (puts on sunglasses) day.

Calleigh: You have to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?
 
David and Emily holding room full of writers hostage.
David:There's going to be some changes made to that script starting right now.
 
Tim Speedle: Alexx, why do I have to hold your purse again?
Alexx Woods: Don't complain. At least this time it goes with your shirt.

---=== OR ===---

Tim: How did you get hold of this tricorder? I didn't know they even made these yet.
Alexx: It's not real. I stole it off the Paramount lot. If you keep it on camera, it makes the Bones crew jealous.

---=== OR ===---

Tim: Horatio, can you please turn the other way. The reflections of the light from your sunglasses are blinding me.
 
Alexx: Calleigh honey, you really need to keep an eye on the ball when you go to catch it!
Speed: Are we scoring that a hit or an error?
 
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