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Desertwind

Desertwind

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Have any good/funny ones you want to share? here's a few I found:lol:

"God loves you, but everyone else think's your an A..hole"

"The proctologist called, they found your head"

"Everone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film"

"Save your breath...you'll need it to blow up your doll"

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted"

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off"

"Try not to let your mind wander, it's too small & fragile to be let out by it's self"

"Hang up and drive"
 
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My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.


Don’t take life too seriously; you won’t get out alive

Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back

:D
 
"Silly Cowboys... Trucks are for cowgirls."

"When Bush took office gas was $1.46."

"If you can read this, you are in range of my poo-flinging monkey."

"Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten."

"The closer you get, the slower I drive."

"even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas."

"Things just haven't been the same since that house landed on my sister."

And so many more, but a lot of them would get me in trouble if I posted here. :lol:
 
"Humans aren't the only species on earth, we just act like it." (I have a t-shirt with that on it too)

"My karma ran over your dogma."

"Change how you see, not how you look."

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

"49% of America agrees with 99% of the rest of the world."

"Not all who wander are lost."

"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention."
 
"My karma ran over your dogma."
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I like that one :lol:


Better half a slogan...

Don't believe everything you think

Stable relationships are for horses

Your body would look good in my trunk.

Just say NO to negativity.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

The bigger the hat, the better the cowboy.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

I love animals. They're delicious.

Anothor Fav...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
 
The I thought I was indecisive, not I'm not so sure made me laugh. Lol

Like me: "I have not yet begun to procrastinate"


I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

I love these :D
 
These are hilarious!! Here are a few more:

"This bumper sticker intentionally left blank."

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication."

"Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking."

"Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them."

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed."
 
"Some people just don't know how to drive, I call these people "everybody but me"

"Heart Attacks, gods revenge for eating his animal friends"

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes & sue you"

"Some people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them"

"Hang up and drive"

"Don't like my driving, stop watching me"

"Welcome to America..now speak English"
 
"Humpty Dumpty was pushed!"

"What would Scooby-Do?"

"Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one"

"Vote or shut up"
 
"Just say NO to negativity"

"I thought I was indecisive, now I'm not so sure":lol:

"I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading"

"Beer doesn't make you fat::it makes you lean against door, tables, walls"

"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade"

"I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"

"Stable relationships are for horses"

"Your body would look good in my trunk"

"Don't believe everything you think"
 
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