best miami quotes??? anyone..

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  1. ThisIsMe

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    That would be the one. :D Thanks!
     
  2. Finch

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    Well that one was Body Count, season 1.

    The entire scene was:

    Speed: What's with the no yak man?
    Delko: I was busy.
    Speed: *stands up* Yeah?
    Delko: *smirks* Didn't want to be interrupted.
    Speed: Busy with the left hand?
    Delko: Yeah funny.
     
  3. Tinkerbell

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    I believe that quote was from season 3's episode 'After The Fall', when Stetler was investigating H over a suspects shoulder. :)
     
  4. Footyliz

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    How about:

    F: "Do I have stupid written all over my bald head"

    H: "They never listen"

    H: "Through the bikinis, perfect"
     
  5. Guest

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    "What the hell is this?"
    "That's a warrant to search the premises."
    "For what?"
    "For items looted from an air-crash site. What'd you think, you were going to sell them on e-bay?"
    -- Jim Tigerfish and Tim Speedle (Golden Parachute)

    "Talked to the marina manager."
    "Did he give you anything?"
    "A migraine."
    -- Megan Donner and Tim Speedle (Wet Foot/Dry Foot)
     
  6. Guest

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    I like any line that H says when he's angry...or happy. Ok, ok. I like H's lines. Period.
     
  7. Guest

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    specially for you HORATIOSMILES ..lol...only FOR HORATIO


    "Somebody wanted to make sure he saw something."
    "Or, based on the damage to his retina ..."
    "... saw nothing."
    -- Horatio Caine and Alexx Woods (A Horrible Mind)

    "... a present for you from Alexx."


    "They ask you about your girlfriend?"
    "H, you know I don't have a girlfriend."
    "No girlfriend this week?"
    "The girl I'm seeing, I'm glad she doesn't have a polygraph."
    -- Horatio Caine and Eric Delko (Dispo Day)
    "Nasal mucus. And it isn't even my birthday."
    -- Horatio Caine and Calleigh Duquesne (Camp Fear) :lol:
     
  8. meandmac

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    [about a suspect]
    Horatio Caine: He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet.

    [stand-off with a suspect]
    Calleigh Duquesne: There are two ways this goes down, and either way, you're dropping the gun.

    [describing a victim]
    Horatio Caine: Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.
    Det. Frank Tripp: Big spender.

    [defending a woman from a suspect]
    Horatio Caine: The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.

    [about a doctor's ugly Persian rug]
    Tim Speedle: Just because you have a medical degree doesn't mean you have taste.

    Horatio Caine: Why didn't you tell us this earlier?
    Suspect: I didn't think it'd look too good.
    Horatio Caine: Well, it doesn't look too good right now.
     
  9. Dutchie

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    Ryan: Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?
    Calleigh: Can we focus on the task at hand please? *smirk*
    (nailed)

    "And Moreno's wife said he liked to stay up late and watch tv. My guess is he got jumped right in the middle of Letterman."
    "Top ten ways to get your head blown off."
    (Losing Face, I just don't know who said what...I think it was Speed talking to Calleigh. Anyway...)

    Calleigh: Take a drink.
    Her father: A drink? But that's what caused all this trouble in the first place.
    Calleigh: Drink!
    (under the influence)

    I'm sure I'll think of more later.
     
  10. sienna

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    it was speedle talking to calleigh and horatio :D
     
  11. Dutchie

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    Okay, thank for clearing that up. I just thought I was so funny. :lol:
     
  12. Footyliz

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    Amy: "Lake Leelena"
    H: "Michigin"
    Amy: "Now only people from home know that and I don't take you for a Wolverine"
    H: "Well I spend a lot of time looking at maps"
    Amy: "You're a lot more fun than you look you know"

    Love this conversation ;)
     
  13. marieluka

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    This one is from Hard Time, season 2

    Speed: There's gotta be something that ties this case to Shaw. We're gonna have to go back over the evidence.
    Calleigh: Ok, two by four, heel print, clothes, ...
    Eric: The emergency room is not the medical examiner!!!
    Speed: You got Tourette's or something?
     
  14. veggie

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    Hi i'm new!

    so here is one of my fav. quote
    Alexx: Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
    Speed:Alexx, we just gave the...
    Alexx:Timmy, I know.
     
  15. Dutchie

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    aww yeah, that one was soo sweet. :D Welcome veggie, have fun here! Okay, another favorite of mine:

    "Frank, the tide is rising and we have a sinking crime scene."
    -- Horatio Caine to Frank Tripp (Blood In The Water)
     

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