best miami quotes??? anyone..

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i like this...i think it is one of the best quote eva


"You know she stabbed him eight times?"
"Yeah, you've told me that eight times."
-- John Hagen and Eric Delko
 
Horatio Caine: Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape.

Calleigh Duquesne: That smells good.
Eric Delko: What, cafe Cubano? Put some hair on your chest.
Calleigh Duquesne: Don't you just say the sweetest things.
 
Calleigh: "You may be a lawyer, but I'm a CSI, and a damn good one."

Ryan: "That's hot!" (gotta love this one :lol:)

Horatio: "We never close."
 
"All right, look like it's gonna be just you and me Armando, baby."
-- Alexx Woods to Armando Diaz (Three-Way)

"I feel guilty."
"Guilty about what, cheating on your husband or leaving a man to die?"
-- Felicia Hardy and Eric Delko (Three-Way)

"Someone is really gunning for us aren't they?"
"I don't know who they are."
-- Horatio Caine and James Burton (Three-Way)

"Dude, are those rolling papers in there?"
-- Ryan Wolfe to Eric Delko (Three-Way)

"P-R-A-D-A."
"That spells 'expensive.'"
-- Ryan Wolfe and Shawn Kimsey (Three-Way)
 
Eric Delko: Sorry I'm late. I was busy.
Tim Speedle: Busy with the left hand?
Eric Delko: [smirking] Very funny.

to Horatio]
Det. Frank Tripp: Come on, don't you guys have some gizmo to track this thing? That blue light with the buzzers and bells or that mass-spectro-detecto-whatever-you-call-it thingy?
 
H: "Rule number one, never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick"

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Megan: "He's goofy footed, he stands on the board with his right and pushes off with his left, it's not as common"
Cal: "And you know this how? Miss four inch heels!"
 
This was great! As I read them I could see the episodes very vividly. Are there any "Best NY quotes?"
Would really like to read those.
 
"So I'm human."
"It's a shame that there's not a swab to confirm that."
-- Gary Hall and Horatio Caine (Nailed)

"I've got to admit divorce sucks."
"Frank, it's a killer."
-- Frank Tripp and Horatio Caine (Nailed)

"But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court. You understand?"
"Yeah. But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?"
"Carefully."
-- Horatio Caine and Eric Delko (Extreme)
 
Speed: Why's it always gotta be in the toilet? :lol:

Hoartio: In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours. - I love that quote. :)


Ryan: Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
Alexx Woods: Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
Ryan: Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious. :lol:
 
from "Dead Zone"

SPEED: "Is that the sacred part you're talking about there Vivian?"
VIVIAN: "You must be a yankee!"
SPEED: "yeah, I'm from Jamaica Queens!"
 
the miami quote in my siggie is one that I like. also this one

Lt. Horatio Caine: You're evil, you enjoy death, and I hope you enjoy your own.
 
Horatio (to Stetler): I'm going to say this to you once. If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.

:devil:
 
Oh boy, this could take a while.

Frank: One thing's for sure, she was haulin' a$$.
Horatio: Yes Frank, a dead body can have that effect on you.
(Collision, season 4.-God I love how angry Horatio sounded.)

Tomassi: My name's the only one on the company's paper.
Frank: That's because you're stupid.
(Dispo Day, season 1)

Speed: You know what this game is over. I have an officer involved case to investigate so I don't have time for this petty crap.
(Dispo Day, season 1.)

Guy: What kind of boat are you boys lookin' for?
Speed: The kind that has blood in it.
(Wet Foot/Dry Foot, seaon 1)

Speed: Oh! You've got a permit. How about I let you tell that to the family of the girl who was murdered here last night. How about I let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because, you have a permit for a party. And then I'm going to arrest your cheap tequila pushing a$$ and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunken disorderlies and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
(Spring Break, season 1) :lol: God I love that one.

Horatio: You know what they say Frank, speed kills.
(Speed Kills, season 3- I love how he says that)

Calleigh: *smiles* Ten bucks please.
Delko: At least this buys us a warrant.
(Not Landing, season 2)

Speed: Not unless Haiti's in the middle of our crime lab.
(Dispo Day, season 1)

Horatio: This guy just made his second mistake.
Yelina: What was his first mistake?
Horatio: His first mistake was murder.
(Big Brother, season 2)

Delko: *smiles* I'm guessing, but I think we can probably find thousands of witnesses all over the world who could corroborate her alibi.
Calleigh: *smiling* Then we do not need, two more.
(Big Brother, season 2)

Delko: What did he say?
Speed: Throw another rock. Whatever that means.
(Simple Man, season 1)

Melanie: Hey can I get another soda?
Speed: We're fresh out.
Calleigh: We do so have soda, you just lied.
Speed: Well she's been lying to us all day.
(Blood Moon, season 2)

Calleigh: I got some on ma' boot.
Speed: *smiles* Well that's one way to collect evidence.
Calleigh: *smiles* I'll take it.
(Extreme, season 2)

Speed: Hey I'll let Horatio know that our golden boy wasn't so golden.
(Grand Prix, season 2)

Speed: Alexx, you do realize he's won the least amount of races.
Alexx: Didn't know, don't care.
Speed: *laughs* Does your husband know about this?
Alexx: We have a look, don't touch rule. He's taller than I expected.
Speed: Maybe guiltier too.
Alexx: What?
Speed: PD just caught him doing 120 out of state.
Alexx: Jimmy?
Speed: Yeah.
Alexx: No, no not my Jimmy.
Speed: Yes!
(Grand Prix, season 2)

Delko: Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Speed: Well they might, you shouldn't.
(Grand Prix, season 2)

Calleigh: Wait! I mean that is someone's hand.
Alexx: Calleigh, you've collected body parts before.
Calleigh: Yeah but I've never microwaved one, and...Well it just kind of creeps me out that y'all have.
Delko/Alexx: *look at Calleigh*
Calleigh: Oh alright, all in a days work. *presses start button*
(Forced Entry, season 1)

Horatio: Boy this tree has more led than wood.
(Grave Young Men, season 1)

Horatio: The difference is, you will be recieving yours in a six by nine cell.
(God I love that one)

Guy: This should keep you safe. It goes off if you're around any radiation. *leaves*
Delko: *looks down*
Speed: *tilts head* That was nice.
(Dead Woman Walking, season 1)

Stetler: Speedle lost his life, and you lose your badge. You even yet?
(Killer Date, season 3)

Delko: Who lives here?
Cop: I can't tell you that.
Delko: That's okay I'll ask the pool man.
Cop: I can always arrest you.
Speed: Alright fine, we're leaving.
(Stalkerazzi, season 2)

Delko: What was the name of the address again?
Speed: When are you going to learn to type? That's Garden Street.
Delko: I can type. I just forget sometimes. *makes a face*
(Stalkerazzi, season 2) :lol:

Calleigh: Alright, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is, and it isn't Mountain Dew.
Speed: I can smell it from here.
Calleigh: I'm going to let you take this back to the lab.
Speed: That's very nice of you.
(Stalkerazzi, season 2)

Speed: (To Frank, who has wet pants) You fall in?
(Slow Burn, season 2)

(Blown up cell phone)
Kid: Oh man!
Speed: Probably doesn't look the same.
(Not Landing, season 2)

Speed: *stops walking* Valera, we found it in the front seat.
Valera: Why would a cop be transporting a hooker in front...Oh.
(The Oath, season 2)

*exhales* Okay, I think that's all I have off the top of my head. There should be more but my brain just died. :lol:
 
^^
I loved all the ones you posted!! Alot of my favorite lines came from Speed- he's so sarcastic, it's great!! :lol: :D
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Ryan: Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
Alexx Woods: Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
Ryan: Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.
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:lol: love that part!

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Eric Delko: CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...
Tim Speedle: [cutting him off] What'd you say?
Eric Delko: Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Tim Speedle: Well, they might, you shouldn't.
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Speed: hmm...now what do I do?
(^ yeah, I don't remember it all, but it's the scene where Calliegh's telling Speed what to do....anyone know the one I mean?)
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Ryan: Thats a whole island isn't it? Wow, my parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
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Ryan: [needing to take a buccal swap] Open your mouth.
Venus: Guys usually say "please".
Ryan: Can you tell me the name of the Buckeye state?
Venus: What's a "buckeye"?
Ryan: Say "Ohio".
Venus: Ohio.
[Ryan swabs her mouth as she talks]
Venus: That's hot.
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Ryan: Alexx? Where's the head?
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H: "Rule number one, never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick"
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Eric Delko: Sorry I'm late. I was busy.
Tim Speedle: Busy with the left hand?
Eric Delko: [smirking] Very funny.
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What episodes were those from?
 
Speed: hmm...now what do I do?
(^ yeah, I don't remember it all, but it's the scene where Calliegh's telling Speed what to do....anyone know the one I mean?)
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you mean this one?
Speed: The sprinklers did a number on it
Calleigh: Did you look inside the upper lip edging?
Speed: Calleigh, I've done this before
Calleigh: Oh, I know its just that well, I read in a magazine article that particles can get blown into the stitching and you can't see them unless you pull it apart
Speed: *looks at her and then down at the ski mask then back up at calleigh, she looks up and he then looks back down and smirks, then he see's white fibers* Now what do I do?
Calleigh: *looks up* Alright I get your point *leaves*

(from 'Invasion' season 2)
 
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