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PIKNG UP WHAR3 MBUSH L3FT OF HORATIO CANE3 VENTUR3S IN2 TEH JUNGL3 IN RIO DA JAENIRO AND FINDS MULTIPLE MALA NOCHE HENCHM3N WATENG FOR HIM!!111 OMG LOL ON3 FIERS ON HIM AND HORATIO DRAWS HIS WAAPON AND RETURNS FIER KILNG AL BUT ONE OF THEM!!!11!!!! OMG HA SIMILARLEY DISPATCHES TWO MEN ON A MO2RCYCLA AND TWO MORE IN A CAR!1!111 OMG WTF H3 WOUNDS TEH FINAL MAN AND TH3N WOKS UP 2 DA MAN AND FIERS DA FATAL SHOT!!1111 OMG WTF LOL RATURNNG 2 MIMI HORATIO JOINS HIS TEM 2 SEARCH FOR CALEIGH WHO HAS BEN ABDUCTAD!111!1!1 DA SIS SCOUR HAR HUMER WHICH SI RIDLED WIT BULET HOLES!1!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WHEN RYAN AND NATALIA FIND TRAECS OF CHLOROFORM ON TEH CAR THEY WONDER IF THEIR SI A CONACTION BTWEN CALEIGHS KIDNAPNG AND KATHLEN N3WBRYS ABDUCTION AND MURDAR!!!11!1!1 HORATIO THR3AETNS RON SARIS VOWNG 2 KIL HIM IF HAS ABDUCTED CALAIGH!1111!!1! LOL HE CONFRONTS JULIA AS WAL AND SHA TELS HIM SHA TURNED HIM IN2 TEH BRAZILIAN OFICIALS 2 PROTECT HIM FROM RON!!111!1! HORATIO SI UPSET 2 LEARN JULIA AND KYLE R LIVNG WIT RON AND F3ARS FOR THERE LIEVS!11!1!11! OMG CALEIGH AWAEKNS IN A WAERHOUES BOUND AND GAGED ACROS FROM A DEAD BODY AND TWO MEN ONE OF WHOM SI WEILDNG A GUN!1!11 WTF DA TWO M3N S3TH AND 2MY HAEV ABDUCT3D HAR 2 HELP HER COVER UP DA MURD3R OF DA MAN ON DA GROUND ROBRT MILAN WHOM TH3Y SHOT AFT3R AN UND3RGROUND GM3 OF POKER!!1!! WTF SHE CONVINCAS TH3M 2 UNTEI HER AND REMOVES DA BULAT FROM ROBRTS BODY!!!1! OMG LOL WHIEL 2MY GOES 2 GET RID OF TEH BULET SHA TELS SATH CLEARLEY TEH MORA DANGAROS OF DA TWO 2 SMOKA A CIGAR 2 MASK TEH SM3L OF DACOMPOSITION!!1!!1 WHEN SATH COMAS ON 2 H3R CAL3IGH FIGHTS HIM OF T3LNG HIM SHA DOESNT THINK HE KILAD ROBRT!1!!11! OMG LOL
2MY R3TURNS WIT TEH SUPLEIS CALEIGH ASKAD HIM 2 G3T AND SHE TESTS ROBRTS BODY DISCOVERNG HE WAS POISONAD WIT ARSENIC!!11!!11 WTF SH3 CONVINCES TEH TWO MEN 2 TAEK HER 2 ROBRTS APARTMENT 2 LOK AT DA PRIMARY CRIEM SCENE AND DISCOVAR WHO RILLY KILED HIM!!1!!!!11 OMG LOL FELNG GUILTY DAN COP3R BRNGS TEH MEMORY CARD FROM CAL3IGHS CMERA IN2 TEH LAB!11!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL DALKO AND NATALIA SCOUR IT FOR CLUES NOTICNG A STRNG HANGNG OF DA BAK OF DA CAR KATHLEN WAS FOUND IN!!1!1!! RYAN GOES 2 TEH 2W YARD AND RACOVERS DA STRNG FROM TEH TWO TRUK TAHT PULAD KATHLENS CAR FROM TEH W8R!!1!!!!11 WTF HORATIO MATCHES IT 2 RON SARISS SHOE BUT TEH MAN RAMANES AROGANT!!!!1!1! HE DANEIS KIDNAPNG CALEIGH POINTNG OUT TAHT HA HAS NO MOTIEV NOW TAHT H3 HAS JULIA BAK!1!1111!1 OMG WTF WHAN HORATIO TELS HIM H3S GONG AWAY FOR MURD3R RON BANGS HIS HAAD IN2 DA TABLE VOWNG 2 CLAME HORATIO KNOKED HIM AROUND!!111!! DELKO SI ABLE 2 RECOVAR A BULAT FROM CALEIGHS HUMAR AND H3 MATCH3S IT 2 A GUN OWNAD BY A MAN NM3D PAUL EVET!!!11 OMG LOL 3V3T T3LS DA SI HA LOST HIS GUN IN AN UND3RGROUND POK3R GM3 AND H3 GIEVS TEH SI DA ADR3S OF TEH WAERHOUES IT WAS IN!1!111 OMG WTF HORATIO AND D3LKO RUSH 2 DA BUILDNG DISCOVARNG ROBRTS BODY AND NOTICNG TAHT TEH AERA HAS BEN WASHED CLEAN OF EVIEDNCA!!!111!1 WTF THEY FIND A M3SAEG LEFT BY CALEIGH IN FNGERPRINTS ON DA WAL INDICATNG SHES B3N KIDNAPED BY TWO MEN!111! OMG WTF HORATIO ANGRILEY CONFRONTS TEH OWN3R OF DA WAERHOUES MITCH DAVIS BUT HE DENEIS ANY KNOWLEDG3 OF DA POKER GMES OR DA MURDAR!!!!1 OMG WTF AT ROBRTS APARTMENT CALEIGH FINDS A FLASK AND S3TS UP A FUMNG CHMBR 2 R3COVER PRINTS FROM IT!!!1111 OMG WTF SH3 ASKS BOTH SETH AND 2MY FOR 3LIMINATION PRINTS BUT ONLEY 2MY VOLUNTERS A S3T!!1!111 WTF LOL IN TEH CORNAR CALEIGH CONVINC3S 2MY 2 TURN HIMSELF AND TEH FLASK IN SO TAHT DA R3AL MURDAR3R CAN B CAUGHT!!1!!1 OMG
IN DA MORGUE AELX DISCOVARS A CIGAR BUT INSIED TEH BUL3T HOL3!1!!1111 LOL RAALIZNG CAL3IGH PLANTAD IT THERA HORATIO TAEKS IT 2 NATALIA FOR DNA!!!!!! WTF SHE MATCHES IT 2 S3TH MCADMS WHO SI IN TEH SYST3M FOR ATAMPTED RAEP!11!! WTF LOL TRIP L3ARNS NO ON3 HAS SEN SETH IN DAYS!111!! LOL 2MY SHOWS UP AT DA STATION WIT DA FLASK AND GIEVS UP TEH ADRAS WHARE CALAIGH AND SATH AER!11!1! LOL THARES NO SIGN OF SETH AND CAL3IGH BUT DELKO NOTIECS A PICTURE OF ROBRT WIT MITCH DA WAERHOUES OWNAR!!11! LOL MITCH ADMITS 2 KNOWNG ROBRT AND EXPRESES IRITATION WIT HIM FOR USNG HIS WAERHOUES FOR ILEGAL GMAS BUT D3NEIS HAVNG ANYTHNG 2 DO WIT HIS DEATH!1!!1!!1! OMG WTF DA PRINTS ON DA FLASK R A MATCH 2 PAUL EV3T WHO ADMITS 2 POISONNG ROBRT 2 THROW OF HIS POK3R GME AFT3R 3VET LOST HIS KIDS COLEGA FUND 2 TEH AROGANT MAN!!111! OMG EVET ALSO ADMITS TAHT HA DIDNT LOSE HIS GUN-H3 SHOT DA HUMER IN A RAEG THINKNG IT WAS ROBRTS!!1!!1! OMG BAK AT ROBRTS PLAEC HORATIO FINDS A MESAEG FROM CALEIGH IN INVISIBLE INK CLUB DESCENT 6PM!11!1 WTF LOL SETH TAEKS CALEIGH 2 TEH CLUBS BAESM3NT 2 ROB AN UNDERGROUND POK3R GME BUT WHEN THEY ARIEV DALKO RYAN AND TRIP R AT DA TABLE BRANDISHNG GUNS!!!1111 OMG WTF LOL HORATIO COM3S UP BHIND SETH AND CALEIGH THROWS OF HER ABDUC2R!1111!!1! OMG WTF CALAIGH T3LS D3LKO SHAS K BUT H3 RAV3ALS HOW SCAERD H3 WAS AT TEH PROSPECT OF LOSNG HER!!1!11!! TEH TWO DRIEV OF 2G3THER IN A HUMER!11111! WTF
ANALYSIS
A THRILNG CONCLUSION 2 AN EXCITNG PARE OF EPISODES AL IN SI NOT WITHOUT ITS SILIENS BUT ITS MOSTLEY FORGIVABL3 GIEVN TEH INT3NSITY OF CAL3IGHS S2RYLIEN!!!!1!! WTF LOL TAHT SADE I HAEV 2 GET THES OUT OF TEH WAY FIRST DA T3AESR WAS ONE OF TEH MOST ABSURD THNGS IV3 AVER SEN MIMI DO AND FOR A SHOW KNOWN FOR OV3R-TH3-2P ACTION TAHTS SAYNG A LOT!1!11!!1 OMG LOL BUT FOR HORATIO 2 SNGL3-HANDADLEY TAEK OUT TEN MALA NOCHA GANG MEMBRS WITHOUT BR3AKNG A SWEAT-OR SUSTANENG AN INJURY HIMSELF-IS JUST PLANE ABSURD!!1!11! WTF Y3S I REALIEZ ITS ANOTH3R ATEMPT 2 MAEK HORATIO LOK LIEK TEH AL-POW3RFUL MAN WHO CAN SURMOUNT ANY OBSTACLA BUT COMA ON THEYRE R MORE CLEVER AND MOR3 REALISTIC WAYS 2 DO TAHT!111!1!1! ITS HARD 2 CONTRAST CALEIGHS VERY R3ALISTIC DANGAR WIT TEH DRMATICALY UNREALISTIC SHOT OUT TAHT DA 3PISODE OPENS WITH!!11!! OMG LOL
I DID FIND TEH AND OF DA S3QUANCA PRETY MORALY MBIGUOS WHAN HORATIO WOKS UP 2 DA FELED MALA NOCH3 WHO SI CRAWLNG RATHER PATHETICALY LIEK DA ARMLAS AND LAGLES KNIGHT IN MONTY PYTHON AND DA HOLEY GRALE 2WARDS HIS WEAPON-A LARGE BOARD-AND SHOTS HIM ON DA GROUND SAYNG MALA NOCHE JUSTIEC MET MIMI JUSTIEC!1!11!11 OMG SI IT A COL MOMANT?!??!! OMG LOL SURE!!11!!!11 BUT ITS ALSO HORATIO OUR HARO SHOTNG A GUY WHAN H3S DOWN ON TEH GROUND AND GONG FOR A WEAPON TAHT CUDNT AVEN DO ANY DMAEG UNLES HORATIO WAS STANDNG RIGHT NEXT 2 HIM!1!1!!! TAHT DOES MAEK HORATIO LOK LIEK A COLD-BLOD3D KIL3R!11!!!1 OMG RIAZ WAS ONE THNG-THE MAN HAD MARISOL MURDAR3D-BUT HORATIO DIDNT NED 2 SHOT TEH MAN ON DA GROUND!!1!! OMG WTF LOL HOW DO3S TAHT MAEK HIM ANY BT3R THAN DA KILERS H3 WANTS 2 BRNG 2 JUSTIEC?!!?!??? LOL
THA RIDICULOSN3S AT TEH BGINNG ASIED AL IN SI A GR3AT EPISOD3!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL BTWEN THES 3PISODA STAND UR GROUND AND TEH LUV TRIANGLE CALAIGH SI IN WIT JAEK AND ERIC 3MILEY PROCTER HAS HAD A LOT 2 WORK WIT THES S3ASON!1!!11! OMG LOL ITS GRAAT 2 SE TEH WRIETRS THROWNG S2RYLIENS H3R WAY B/C PROCTAR SI A FANTASTIC ACTRES!!1!1!1 OMG WTF SHE MANAEGS 2 CONVAY CALEIGHS F3AR AND HER STRENGTH AL IN ONE BR3ATH!!11! WTF LOL DESPIET H3R PR3DICMANT CALEIGH SI NO DMSAL-IN-DISTRAS WRNGNG HER HANDS AND WATENG FOR DA GUYS 2 SAEV H3R!!!!11! SH3 PLANTS CLUAS ALONG DA WAY FOR TEH SIS 2 FOLOW GIEVS THAM EVIEDNCE ON HER ABDUC2RS AND AVAN CONVINCES ON3 OF TEH GUYS 2 TURN HIMS3LF IN!1!11!111 LOL IN DA 3ND 3V3N WIT FOUR GUYS TRANENG THEYRE GUNS ON S3TH IT SI CALAIGH WHO THROWS HIM OF SO TAHT HE CAN B TAEKN IN2 CUS2DY!1!1!1111 LOL
IN DA AND WHEN CALAIGH SAYS SHAS FIEN W3 BLEIV3 HAR B/C OF TAHT STRENGTH!1!1!1! WTF LOL D3LKO BLEIVES HER 2 AND IT ELICITS A CONFESION FROM HIM H3S NOT FIEN AND IF ANYTHNG HAD HAP3N3D 2 HAR H3 DOESNT KNOW WUT HE WUD HAEV DON3!1!1!11! WTF LOL SHE LOKS AT HIM AND REALIEZS HE NEDS HAR AND TEH TWO GO HOM3 2GETH3R IN ONE OF DA SI HUM3RS!1!!1! ITS A SWET MOM3NT GIEVN TEH BUILD-UP OF ROMANTIC FELNGS BTWEN TEH TWO OVAR DA LAST SAASON!!!!!!11 OMG LOL SI JAEK STIL IN DA PICTUR3 OR R ARIC AND CALAIGH FRE 2 ACT ON THERE FELNGS FOR EACH OTH3R?!!!?? WTF LOL THER3S NO R3AL INDICATION EITHER WAY SO WEL HAEV 2 WATE AND SE WUT N3XT FOR TEH COUPLE AND WONDAR FOR NOW WUT HAPAN3D AFTER TH3Y DROV3 OF FOR HOME IN DA HUMER!1111!1 LOL
ADM RODRIGUEZ GATS 2 SHOW OF HIS ACTNG CHOPS IN THES EPISODE 2 DISPLAYNG A FOCUESD INT3NSITY AND INTENSE ANXEITY OVAR CAL3IGHS ABDUCTION!!!!1111! OMG LOL NATALIA HAS 2 RAIGN HIM IN AT ONA POINT RAMINDNG HIM TAHT ANG3R AND FRUSTRATION AERNT GONG 2 HALP TH3M 2 RECOVAR CAL3IGH!1111!!1 WTF LOL DA DEPTH OF HIS FELNGS FOR CAL3IGH R 3VIEDNT THROUGHOUT DA 3PISOD3!!!11!1 LOL RODRIGU3Z DOES A STELAR JOB WIT DA M8RIAL R3FLACTNG ERICS NERVOSN3S AND FEAR FOR CAL3IGH IN 3VERY SCANE!!1!1!1 OMG WTF
THE SCENE AT DASC3NT WHEN S3TH AND CALAIGH WOK IN ONLEY 2 FIND D3LKO RYAN AND TRIP AT TEH POL TABLE WATENG FOR THEM SI NOTHNG SHORT OF PH3NOMENAL!!11!11 WTF LOL S3TH DOASNT KNOW WUT CALEIGHS CO-WORK3RS LOK LIEK SO HE DOESNT RAACT RIGHT AWAY BUT ITS A GR3AT RAV3AL FOR TEH AUDEINCE WHO R IN ON TEH MOMENT JUST AS CALAIGH IS!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL OF COURSA ITS HORATIO WHO ST3PS FROM BHIND 2 PUT TEH GUN 2 SETHS H3AD AND TELS HIM ITS OVER!!!1111! ITS A MINOR QUIBLE BUT IT WUD HAEV B3N A NIEC PAY-OF FOR DELKO 2 HAEV HIM B DA ONE 2 DO THIS BUT ITS GRAAT 2 SE HIM AT TEH TABLE FOCUSNG AL OF HIS INTANSITY AND RAEG ON SETH AS HE AMES HIS GUN AT TEH KIDNAPAR AND WUD-B KIL3R!!1!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
THA S2RYLIEN WIT RAY SARIS R3MANES OP3N DASPIET DA FACT TAHT HORATIO HAS TEH SHOELAEC 3VIEDNC3 ON HIM!11!!! LOL IMM NOT SURA Y HORATIO DOESNT JUST AR3ST RON ON DA SPOT H3S GOT EVIEDNCE AGANEST HIM AND HAS WOREID FOR TEH LIEVS OF HIS SON AND JULIA!111111 WTF LOL RONS POLIEC BRUTALITY CLAME SI PRETY STUPID GIEVN HOW MANY OPAN WINDOWS THEIR R AROUND DA INTAROGATION ROM!!1!! OMG WTF LOL I PRESUME TEH S2RYLIEN WAS L3FT OPEN SO TAHT IT CAN B RESOLV3D IN A FUTUR3 APISODA!!!!111! OMG WTF LOL MAH GU3S?????!? OMG LOL AITHER JULIA GETS MURD3RED BY RON AND TAHTS HOW HORATIO SI ABLE 2 PUT HIM AWAY OR JULIA REDEMS HERS3LF RON SI CAUGHT AND PUT BHIND BARS AND JULIA L3AEVS MIMI WIT KYLE IN 2W CREATNG MORE ANGST FOR OUR LONG-SUFERNG HERO
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PIKNG UP WHAR3 MBUSH L3FT OF HORATIO CANE3 VENTUR3S IN2 TEH JUNGL3 IN RIO DA JAENIRO AND FINDS MULTIPLE MALA NOCHE HENCHM3N WATENG FOR HIM!!111 OMG LOL ON3 FIERS ON HIM AND HORATIO DRAWS HIS WAAPON AND RETURNS FIER KILNG AL BUT ONE OF THEM!!!11!!!! OMG HA SIMILARLEY DISPATCHES TWO MEN ON A MO2RCYCLA AND TWO MORE IN A CAR!1!111 OMG WTF H3 WOUNDS TEH FINAL MAN AND TH3N WOKS UP 2 DA MAN AND FIERS DA FATAL SHOT!!1111 OMG WTF LOL RATURNNG 2 MIMI HORATIO JOINS HIS TEM 2 SEARCH FOR CALEIGH WHO HAS BEN ABDUCTAD!111!1!1 DA SIS SCOUR HAR HUMER WHICH SI RIDLED WIT BULET HOLES!1!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WHEN RYAN AND NATALIA FIND TRAECS OF CHLOROFORM ON TEH CAR THEY WONDER IF THEIR SI A CONACTION BTWEN CALEIGHS KIDNAPNG AND KATHLEN N3WBRYS ABDUCTION AND MURDAR!!!11!1!1 HORATIO THR3AETNS RON SARIS VOWNG 2 KIL HIM IF HAS ABDUCTED CALAIGH!1111!!1! LOL HE CONFRONTS JULIA AS WAL AND SHA TELS HIM SHA TURNED HIM IN2 TEH BRAZILIAN OFICIALS 2 PROTECT HIM FROM RON!!111!1! HORATIO SI UPSET 2 LEARN JULIA AND KYLE R LIVNG WIT RON AND F3ARS FOR THERE LIEVS!11!1!11! OMG CALEIGH AWAEKNS IN A WAERHOUES BOUND AND GAGED ACROS FROM A DEAD BODY AND TWO MEN ONE OF WHOM SI WEILDNG A GUN!1!11 WTF DA TWO M3N S3TH AND 2MY HAEV ABDUCT3D HAR 2 HELP HER COVER UP DA MURD3R OF DA MAN ON DA GROUND ROBRT MILAN WHOM TH3Y SHOT AFT3R AN UND3RGROUND GM3 OF POKER!!1!! WTF SHE CONVINCAS TH3M 2 UNTEI HER AND REMOVES DA BULAT FROM ROBRTS BODY!!!1! OMG LOL WHIEL 2MY GOES 2 GET RID OF TEH BULET SHA TELS SATH CLEARLEY TEH MORA DANGAROS OF DA TWO 2 SMOKA A CIGAR 2 MASK TEH SM3L OF DACOMPOSITION!!1!!1 WHEN SATH COMAS ON 2 H3R CAL3IGH FIGHTS HIM OF T3LNG HIM SHA DOESNT THINK HE KILAD ROBRT!1!!11! OMG LOL
2MY R3TURNS WIT TEH SUPLEIS CALEIGH ASKAD HIM 2 G3T AND SHE TESTS ROBRTS BODY DISCOVERNG HE WAS POISONAD WIT ARSENIC!!11!!11 WTF SH3 CONVINCES TEH TWO MEN 2 TAEK HER 2 ROBRTS APARTMENT 2 LOK AT DA PRIMARY CRIEM SCENE AND DISCOVAR WHO RILLY KILED HIM!!1!!!!11 OMG LOL FELNG GUILTY DAN COP3R BRNGS TEH MEMORY CARD FROM CAL3IGHS CMERA IN2 TEH LAB!11!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL DALKO AND NATALIA SCOUR IT FOR CLUES NOTICNG A STRNG HANGNG OF DA BAK OF DA CAR KATHLEN WAS FOUND IN!!1!1!! RYAN GOES 2 TEH 2W YARD AND RACOVERS DA STRNG FROM TEH TWO TRUK TAHT PULAD KATHLENS CAR FROM TEH W8R!!1!!!!11 WTF HORATIO MATCHES IT 2 RON SARISS SHOE BUT TEH MAN RAMANES AROGANT!!!!1!1! HE DANEIS KIDNAPNG CALEIGH POINTNG OUT TAHT HA HAS NO MOTIEV NOW TAHT H3 HAS JULIA BAK!1!1111!1 OMG WTF WHAN HORATIO TELS HIM H3S GONG AWAY FOR MURD3R RON BANGS HIS HAAD IN2 DA TABLE VOWNG 2 CLAME HORATIO KNOKED HIM AROUND!!111!! DELKO SI ABLE 2 RECOVAR A BULAT FROM CALEIGHS HUMAR AND H3 MATCH3S IT 2 A GUN OWNAD BY A MAN NM3D PAUL EVET!!!11 OMG LOL 3V3T T3LS DA SI HA LOST HIS GUN IN AN UND3RGROUND POK3R GM3 AND H3 GIEVS TEH SI DA ADR3S OF TEH WAERHOUES IT WAS IN!1!111 OMG WTF HORATIO AND D3LKO RUSH 2 DA BUILDNG DISCOVARNG ROBRTS BODY AND NOTICNG TAHT TEH AERA HAS BEN WASHED CLEAN OF EVIEDNCA!!!111!1 WTF THEY FIND A M3SAEG LEFT BY CALEIGH IN FNGERPRINTS ON DA WAL INDICATNG SHES B3N KIDNAPED BY TWO MEN!111! OMG WTF HORATIO ANGRILEY CONFRONTS TEH OWN3R OF DA WAERHOUES MITCH DAVIS BUT HE DENEIS ANY KNOWLEDG3 OF DA POKER GMES OR DA MURDAR!!!!1 OMG WTF AT ROBRTS APARTMENT CALEIGH FINDS A FLASK AND S3TS UP A FUMNG CHMBR 2 R3COVER PRINTS FROM IT!!!1111 OMG WTF SH3 ASKS BOTH SETH AND 2MY FOR 3LIMINATION PRINTS BUT ONLEY 2MY VOLUNTERS A S3T!!1!111 WTF LOL IN TEH CORNAR CALEIGH CONVINC3S 2MY 2 TURN HIMSELF AND TEH FLASK IN SO TAHT DA R3AL MURDAR3R CAN B CAUGHT!!1!!1 OMG
IN DA MORGUE AELX DISCOVARS A CIGAR BUT INSIED TEH BUL3T HOL3!1!!1111 LOL RAALIZNG CAL3IGH PLANTAD IT THERA HORATIO TAEKS IT 2 NATALIA FOR DNA!!!!!! WTF SHE MATCHES IT 2 S3TH MCADMS WHO SI IN TEH SYST3M FOR ATAMPTED RAEP!11!! WTF LOL TRIP L3ARNS NO ON3 HAS SEN SETH IN DAYS!111!! LOL 2MY SHOWS UP AT DA STATION WIT DA FLASK AND GIEVS UP TEH ADRAS WHARE CALAIGH AND SATH AER!11!1! LOL THARES NO SIGN OF SETH AND CAL3IGH BUT DELKO NOTIECS A PICTURE OF ROBRT WIT MITCH DA WAERHOUES OWNAR!!11! LOL MITCH ADMITS 2 KNOWNG ROBRT AND EXPRESES IRITATION WIT HIM FOR USNG HIS WAERHOUES FOR ILEGAL GMAS BUT D3NEIS HAVNG ANYTHNG 2 DO WIT HIS DEATH!1!!1!!1! OMG WTF DA PRINTS ON DA FLASK R A MATCH 2 PAUL EV3T WHO ADMITS 2 POISONNG ROBRT 2 THROW OF HIS POK3R GME AFT3R 3VET LOST HIS KIDS COLEGA FUND 2 TEH AROGANT MAN!!111! OMG EVET ALSO ADMITS TAHT HA DIDNT LOSE HIS GUN-H3 SHOT DA HUMER IN A RAEG THINKNG IT WAS ROBRTS!!1!!1! OMG BAK AT ROBRTS PLAEC HORATIO FINDS A MESAEG FROM CALEIGH IN INVISIBLE INK CLUB DESCENT 6PM!11!1 WTF LOL SETH TAEKS CALEIGH 2 TEH CLUBS BAESM3NT 2 ROB AN UNDERGROUND POK3R GME BUT WHEN THEY ARIEV DALKO RYAN AND TRIP R AT DA TABLE BRANDISHNG GUNS!!!1111 OMG WTF LOL HORATIO COM3S UP BHIND SETH AND CALEIGH THROWS OF HER ABDUC2R!1111!!1! OMG WTF CALAIGH T3LS D3LKO SHAS K BUT H3 RAV3ALS HOW SCAERD H3 WAS AT TEH PROSPECT OF LOSNG HER!!1!11!! TEH TWO DRIEV OF 2G3THER IN A HUMER!11111! WTF
ANALYSIS
A THRILNG CONCLUSION 2 AN EXCITNG PARE OF EPISODES AL IN SI NOT WITHOUT ITS SILIENS BUT ITS MOSTLEY FORGIVABL3 GIEVN TEH INT3NSITY OF CAL3IGHS S2RYLIEN!!!!1!! WTF LOL TAHT SADE I HAEV 2 GET THES OUT OF TEH WAY FIRST DA T3AESR WAS ONE OF TEH MOST ABSURD THNGS IV3 AVER SEN MIMI DO AND FOR A SHOW KNOWN FOR OV3R-TH3-2P ACTION TAHTS SAYNG A LOT!1!11!!1 OMG LOL BUT FOR HORATIO 2 SNGL3-HANDADLEY TAEK OUT TEN MALA NOCHA GANG MEMBRS WITHOUT BR3AKNG A SWEAT-OR SUSTANENG AN INJURY HIMSELF-IS JUST PLANE ABSURD!!1!11! WTF Y3S I REALIEZ ITS ANOTH3R ATEMPT 2 MAEK HORATIO LOK LIEK TEH AL-POW3RFUL MAN WHO CAN SURMOUNT ANY OBSTACLA BUT COMA ON THEYRE R MORE CLEVER AND MOR3 REALISTIC WAYS 2 DO TAHT!111!1!1! ITS HARD 2 CONTRAST CALEIGHS VERY R3ALISTIC DANGAR WIT TEH DRMATICALY UNREALISTIC SHOT OUT TAHT DA 3PISODE OPENS WITH!!11!! OMG LOL
I DID FIND TEH AND OF DA S3QUANCA PRETY MORALY MBIGUOS WHAN HORATIO WOKS UP 2 DA FELED MALA NOCH3 WHO SI CRAWLNG RATHER PATHETICALY LIEK DA ARMLAS AND LAGLES KNIGHT IN MONTY PYTHON AND DA HOLEY GRALE 2WARDS HIS WEAPON-A LARGE BOARD-AND SHOTS HIM ON DA GROUND SAYNG MALA NOCHE JUSTIEC MET MIMI JUSTIEC!1!11!11 OMG SI IT A COL MOMANT?!??!! OMG LOL SURE!!11!!!11 BUT ITS ALSO HORATIO OUR HARO SHOTNG A GUY WHAN H3S DOWN ON TEH GROUND AND GONG FOR A WEAPON TAHT CUDNT AVEN DO ANY DMAEG UNLES HORATIO WAS STANDNG RIGHT NEXT 2 HIM!1!1!!! TAHT DOES MAEK HORATIO LOK LIEK A COLD-BLOD3D KIL3R!11!!!1 OMG RIAZ WAS ONE THNG-THE MAN HAD MARISOL MURDAR3D-BUT HORATIO DIDNT NED 2 SHOT TEH MAN ON DA GROUND!!1!! OMG WTF LOL HOW DO3S TAHT MAEK HIM ANY BT3R THAN DA KILERS H3 WANTS 2 BRNG 2 JUSTIEC?!!?!??? LOL
THA RIDICULOSN3S AT TEH BGINNG ASIED AL IN SI A GR3AT EPISOD3!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL BTWEN THES 3PISODA STAND UR GROUND AND TEH LUV TRIANGLE CALAIGH SI IN WIT JAEK AND ERIC 3MILEY PROCTER HAS HAD A LOT 2 WORK WIT THES S3ASON!1!!11! OMG LOL ITS GRAAT 2 SE TEH WRIETRS THROWNG S2RYLIENS H3R WAY B/C PROCTAR SI A FANTASTIC ACTRES!!1!1!1 OMG WTF SHE MANAEGS 2 CONVAY CALEIGHS F3AR AND HER STRENGTH AL IN ONE BR3ATH!!11! WTF LOL DESPIET H3R PR3DICMANT CALEIGH SI NO DMSAL-IN-DISTRAS WRNGNG HER HANDS AND WATENG FOR DA GUYS 2 SAEV H3R!!!!11! SH3 PLANTS CLUAS ALONG DA WAY FOR TEH SIS 2 FOLOW GIEVS THAM EVIEDNCE ON HER ABDUC2RS AND AVAN CONVINCES ON3 OF TEH GUYS 2 TURN HIMS3LF IN!1!11!111 LOL IN DA 3ND 3V3N WIT FOUR GUYS TRANENG THEYRE GUNS ON S3TH IT SI CALAIGH WHO THROWS HIM OF SO TAHT HE CAN B TAEKN IN2 CUS2DY!1!1!1111 LOL
IN DA AND WHEN CALAIGH SAYS SHAS FIEN W3 BLEIV3 HAR B/C OF TAHT STRENGTH!1!1!1! WTF LOL D3LKO BLEIVES HER 2 AND IT ELICITS A CONFESION FROM HIM H3S NOT FIEN AND IF ANYTHNG HAD HAP3N3D 2 HAR H3 DOESNT KNOW WUT HE WUD HAEV DON3!1!1!11! WTF LOL SHE LOKS AT HIM AND REALIEZS HE NEDS HAR AND TEH TWO GO HOM3 2GETH3R IN ONE OF DA SI HUM3RS!1!!1! ITS A SWET MOM3NT GIEVN TEH BUILD-UP OF ROMANTIC FELNGS BTWEN TEH TWO OVAR DA LAST SAASON!!!!!!11 OMG LOL SI JAEK STIL IN DA PICTUR3 OR R ARIC AND CALAIGH FRE 2 ACT ON THERE FELNGS FOR EACH OTH3R?!!!?? WTF LOL THER3S NO R3AL INDICATION EITHER WAY SO WEL HAEV 2 WATE AND SE WUT N3XT FOR TEH COUPLE AND WONDAR FOR NOW WUT HAPAN3D AFTER TH3Y DROV3 OF FOR HOME IN DA HUMER!1111!1 LOL
ADM RODRIGUEZ GATS 2 SHOW OF HIS ACTNG CHOPS IN THES EPISODE 2 DISPLAYNG A FOCUESD INT3NSITY AND INTENSE ANXEITY OVAR CAL3IGHS ABDUCTION!!!!1111! OMG LOL NATALIA HAS 2 RAIGN HIM IN AT ONA POINT RAMINDNG HIM TAHT ANG3R AND FRUSTRATION AERNT GONG 2 HALP TH3M 2 RECOVAR CAL3IGH!1111!!1 WTF LOL DA DEPTH OF HIS FELNGS FOR CAL3IGH R 3VIEDNT THROUGHOUT DA 3PISOD3!!!11!1 LOL RODRIGU3Z DOES A STELAR JOB WIT DA M8RIAL R3FLACTNG ERICS NERVOSN3S AND FEAR FOR CAL3IGH IN 3VERY SCANE!!1!1!1 OMG WTF
THE SCENE AT DASC3NT WHEN S3TH AND CALAIGH WOK IN ONLEY 2 FIND D3LKO RYAN AND TRIP AT TEH POL TABLE WATENG FOR THEM SI NOTHNG SHORT OF PH3NOMENAL!!11!11 WTF LOL S3TH DOASNT KNOW WUT CALEIGHS CO-WORK3RS LOK LIEK SO HE DOESNT RAACT RIGHT AWAY BUT ITS A GR3AT RAV3AL FOR TEH AUDEINCE WHO R IN ON TEH MOMENT JUST AS CALAIGH IS!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL OF COURSA ITS HORATIO WHO ST3PS FROM BHIND 2 PUT TEH GUN 2 SETHS H3AD AND TELS HIM ITS OVER!!!1111! ITS A MINOR QUIBLE BUT IT WUD HAEV B3N A NIEC PAY-OF FOR DELKO 2 HAEV HIM B DA ONE 2 DO THIS BUT ITS GRAAT 2 SE HIM AT TEH TABLE FOCUSNG AL OF HIS INTANSITY AND RAEG ON SETH AS HE AMES HIS GUN AT TEH KIDNAPAR AND WUD-B KIL3R!!1!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
THA S2RYLIEN WIT RAY SARIS R3MANES OP3N DASPIET DA FACT TAHT HORATIO HAS TEH SHOELAEC 3VIEDNC3 ON HIM!11!!! LOL IMM NOT SURA Y HORATIO DOESNT JUST AR3ST RON ON DA SPOT H3S GOT EVIEDNCE AGANEST HIM AND HAS WOREID FOR TEH LIEVS OF HIS SON AND JULIA!111111 WTF LOL RONS POLIEC BRUTALITY CLAME SI PRETY STUPID GIEVN HOW MANY OPAN WINDOWS THEIR R AROUND DA INTAROGATION ROM!!1!! OMG WTF LOL I PRESUME TEH S2RYLIEN WAS L3FT OPEN SO TAHT IT CAN B RESOLV3D IN A FUTUR3 APISODA!!!!111! OMG WTF LOL MAH GU3S?????!? OMG LOL AITHER JULIA GETS MURD3RED BY RON AND TAHTS HOW HORATIO SI ABLE 2 PUT HIM AWAY OR JULIA REDEMS HERS3LF RON SI CAUGHT AND PUT BHIND BARS AND JULIA L3AEVS MIMI WIT KYLE IN 2W CREATNG MORE ANGST FOR OUR LONG-SUFERNG HERO
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