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:lol: Bush and Condi Rice came to Lebanon to look for someone in the mountains by my house. Bush was wearing an army suit and Condi kept getting mad at him cause he was ordering her around. He cursed in Arabic and I threw something at him. He was dumber in my dream than he is on tv, he kept...

You look good in that outfit. I'd give anything to choke you :). Damn I sound evil :lol:

Oh my. We should invent something to absorb things that come out of our noses. But nothing that would make baby Jesus cry of course :) :lol:

:lol: For your own safety, you'd be better off avoiding Lebanon. Then again if you ever marry a Lebanese man, you will be the trophy of his village. EVERYONE IN LEBANON will know that some guy from some village married a European blond with blue eyes. You'll be famous!

Up: I love this cd. Down: Food's coming out of my nose (metaphorically speaking).

Well, you're not supposed to try and skip it if you're like 4870709708787 miles away. :lol:

I wont ever give up my faith in you. Forget what I said.

Here too. Then again, traffic lights are mere city decorations here. :lol:

I cant believe how much I can't believe. I'm just always right.

Foreigners - A Lebanese person must never ever give a foreigner their privacy. Anyone blond/blue-eyed or dressed way too comfortable cannot be Lebanese... therefore you must attack them. (not physically, just follow them around then run home and brag to your family that you were walking near an...

I thought about tae kwon do, but I have this thing about screaming before I bang my head into a block of wood. But I do have an evil look that I give people that tick me off. Okay seriously, I could use some self - defense lessons. Detective wants love lessons, we'll arrange an exchange :lol:

:lol: Oh glee, a new adjective to describe me :lol: What the jello is a Marina, and why does she keep mentioning it like I have the slightest clue what it is? And how the heck do you make veggie burgers????

:lol: Thanks guys! Anti-Bush icons are hilarious. Must. Have. More. :lol: DragonFly - your icon reminds me of the Eminem song... sort of :lol: I like the "baby Jesus" comment :lol: :lol: Sounds like something one of my holy relatives would say. Oh man, way too many "lol"'s. It's kinda...

I think humans are useless. die.

:lol: Oopsies :) I think ALOT of people now think I don't like them. Which is true for most of them, but you get my point.

I should move in near DaWacko. Arabs are very physical.

:lol: wibble - European shops aren't Lebanese either :lol: And Lord of the Dance is awesome. I can't believe I nearly ended up in Tripoli today. How the jello was I going to get back?

I agree with wibble. 10 is way enough, there's only 7 days a week... wash and wear people! Ducky what - I was serious :D

I want some salad. and that tuna sandwich they sell at Illy's. Dude, you can cook all you want. Like miacharlize said, who cares who cooks it. I'll eat it anyway.