Matchmaker (CSI:Miami - CaRWash)

chapter 1

Ryan: Hey, Cal, what are you working on?
Calleigh: Just the prints from the crime scene.
Ryan: You need any help?
Calleigh: You offering?
*cell phone rings*
Calleigh: Duquense. Yeah, okay. See you then.
Ryan: Who was that?
Calleigh: My dad. He's coming to visit.
Ryan: Is he sober?
Calliegh: Its none of your business but if you must know he just got out of an AA meeting
Ryan: That's good. I wasn't trying to sound rude, by the way.
Calleigh: I know. When is Delko going to be here?
Ryan: Soon, hopefully before Horatio gets here for sure.
Calliegh: He always does manage to get here exactly one minute before H gets here doesn't he?
Ryan: Maybe he has a Horatio tracking system.
Callwigh: If he gets here before then, you can come with me to get my dad at the airport if you want.
Ryan: Oh, I would love to go pick up your dad from the airport and get asked 20 questions but I think I'll pass.
Calliegh: Suit yourself, you know he loves poker right?
Ryan: What a coincedince.
Calleigh: See? You two would have something in common.
Ryan: You are going to keep bugging me about this until I go right?
Calliegh: Yes, so want to save me the trouble and go?
Ryan: Fine. But for the record, you forced me to go against my will.
Calleigh: I'll be sure to remember that the next time you want something.
*Delko walks in*
Ryan: How do you always manage to get here one minute before H does?
Delko: Its a gift man.
Calleigh: Come on, Ryan. Let's go.
Delko: Where are you going?
Calliegh: To pick up my dad and yes he is sober.
Delko:Wasn't going to ask you that well have fun, Wolfe.
Ryan: That's hard to do with Calleigh.
Calleigh: Do you want me to make the ride there pure torture, Ryan?
Ryan: And by torture you mean
Calliegh: Uh let's go you pervert, and you wonder why my dad hates you.
Ryan: You're so hurtful. All I did was ask a question.
Calleigh: And you got your answer. Now behave.
Ryan: Yes ma'am.
Delko: And you guys wonder why people think your dating.
Ryan: People think we're dating?
Delko: You obviously haven't heard the rumor yet.
Calleigh: Started by Boa I'm guessing.
Delko: Yep.
Calleigh: Figures. She likes Ryan.
Ryan: She does not. If she did why would she start a rumor about us?
Calliegh: You are unbelivable, let's go. Delko tell H were we are.
Delko: Sure thing

Yess, a new story, you write the best ones. Lovin it already.

chapter 2




*in the Hummer*
Ryan: Are you going to hurt me?
Calleigh: Where did that come from?
Ryan: Well earlier you said that you were going to torture me.
Calliegh: I was going to until you showed me how much your mind is in the gutter.
Ryan: That was only the beginning.
Calleigh: Please someone help me. Another hour in here with you is going to kill me.
Ryan: Well want to play a game
Calliegh: It depends of your meaning of a game.
Ryan: And you called me a pervert?
Calleigh: Truth hurts.
Ryan: Ouch, no the game is ABC sign game, you go down the alphabet and you find a sign with that letter in it and the person you're playing against can't use the same letter from the same sign. The first one to find signs with every letter of the alphabet wins. Oh and you can only find one letter per sign
Calliegh: Sure that sounds fun, but do you know your whole alphabet?
Ryan: You're setting a bad example for me, Ms. Duquense.
Calleigh: Yeah? And you're not setting such a good one for me either.
Ryan: Is he going to interrogate me about how well I know you?
Calliegh: Well knowing him he will, and he will ask us 20 questions
Ryan: And how are we suppose to answer those because last time I met this guy he seemed pretty stubborn.
Calleigh: Ryan....
Ryan: Fine, I'll shut up. But if he asks us that, you're answering all the questions.
Calliegh: Fair enough but that would make us even
Ryan: Fine I will answer some,
Calleigh: Thank you. I owe you.
Ryan: You sure do.
Calleigh: Mind out of the gutter, Wolfe. There he is.
*10 minutes later*
Mr.Duquense: Calliegh
Calliegh: Dad! your back how was the meeting?
Mr. Duquense: Fine. I see you've brought your friend again.
Calleigh: Yeah. You remember Ryan, don't you?
Mr. Duquense: Yeah. He worked my case. Nice seeing you again.
Ryan: You too, Mr. Duquense.
Calleigh: So, Dad, how are things at home?
Mr.Duquense: Actually they are going really well, I finally have enough money to actually go out every once in a while and have a good time with some friends I met
Calliegh: That's really good.
Mr.Duquense: And how are things at the lab? It's been a while since I've seen everyone.
Calleigh: Everyone is doing great.
Mr. Duquense: Wonderful. He doesn't talk much, does he?
Ryan: No sir, I do just didn't want to interupt this family moment
Mr.Duquense: Well your a gentleman. I like him, Cal.
Calleigh: I'm sure he likes you too, Dad. Right, Ryan?
Ryan: Oh yeah. Yeah.

Mr.Duquense: So tell me Ryan, have you been keeping a good eye on her
Ryan: Sir?
Mr. Duquense: My daughter. You watch out for her?
Ryan: Uhh.. yes sir. I try my best.
Mr. Duquense: Well thanks, son.


*30 minutes later*
*back at the lab*
Delko: Mr. Duquense!
Calleigh: Dad, you remember Eric.
Mr. Duquense: It's nice to see you again, Eric.
Delko: You too.

Ryan: Hey Calleigh, we've got a lead. You want me to take it so you can stay here with your dad?
Mr.Duquense: No its fine she can go I saw I nice little restaraunt I want to go to, have fun.
Calliegh: But, dad.
*Mr.Duquense walks away*
Calliegh: Okay then I guess I will go with you.
Ryan: Alright. Let's go.


thanks, GunsNRoses259.

No prob, and your story still rocks.

chapter 3

*Mr. Duquense walks up to Delko working in the lab.*
Mr. Duquense: Eric.
Delko: Oh hey, Mr. D. What's up?
Mr. Duquense: They dating?
Delko: Who?
Mr. Duquense: Calleigh and Ryan.
Delko: Haha, them two? Being as stubborn as they are? No, there not.
Mr.Duquense: Well, I think I can change that
Delko: Woah...I want to help.
Mr. Duquense: Sure. We need someone to spread a rumor first.
Delko: And I know the perfect person. Follow me.


Delko: Mr.Duquense this is Natalia, Natalia, Mr.Duquense.
Natalia: Nice to meet you.
Mr.Duquense: Nice to meet you too. How fast can you spread a rumor?
Natalia: Who gave you an idea that I spread rumors?
Delko: Hey...don't look at me.
Natalia: I won't. We'll discuss that later. How fast do you need me to?
Mr. Duquense: As quickly as possible.
Natalia: Okay I'm in. What's it about.
Delko: Ryan and Calleigh.
Natalia: About time someone does something to help them out, Mr.Duquense I have known you for 5 seconds and you already are my best freind, so what do you want me to say?
Mr.Duquense: Just start with a simple they are seeing each other rumor see how that goes.
Natalia: Done.
Mr. Duquense: Thank you so much.
Natalia: That's what I'm here for.
Delko: Ha..yeah she is.
Natalia: Eric Delko, do you want me to hurt you. Now come with me. It's rumor time.


*2 days later*
*Ryan and Calleigh walk in the lab together.*
Cooper: Oh hey guys.............guys.
Ryan: You got anything for me?
Cooper: Uhh...yeah I think so.


*10 minutes later*
Cooper: Natalia, Natalia. I thought you made that rumor up.
Natalia: Shh..Dan. I did. Now what do you mean it's true?
Cooper: They just walked through the door together and he was pretty close to her.
Natalia: Are you sure its not just you imagination?
Cooper: I am postive.
Natalia: Okay? I will keep an eye on them
Cooper: Better keep two.
Natalia: And you better keep your big mouth shut before I start one about you.

daddy trying to hook them up, so cute, where is everybody at??

chapter 4
Ryan: Why is everyone looking at us strange today?
Calliegh: Apparently something happened and we didn't get the memo.
Ryan: Okay? So how is your dad?
Calliegh: Now that you mention it he has been acting strange lately.
Ryan: Is he still sober?
Calleigh: Ryan!
Ryan: Okay sorry. Wait Cooper and Natalia are looking over here.
Calleigh: So?
Ryan: And theyre whispering. Act like something is going on.
Calliegh: Maybe that is why there staring.
Ryan: What?
Calliegh: They're probably staring at you being an idiot.
Ryan: Then how come Cooper and Natalia are pointing at us and nodding?
Calleigh: Well I don't know, Ryan. Since you care so much why don't you go ask them.
Ryan: Yeah and why don't you come with me?
Calleigh: What, you like me or something?
Ryan: What? No.
Calleigh: So shut up. Now I want to watch them watch us.
Ryan: Okay , I will give it a rest, I am going to go talk to Delko.
Calliegh: Okay, bye.

Ryan: Delko!
Delko: What?
Ryan: What's going on with Cooper and Natalia?
Delko: I don't know. Why?
Ryan: Well they're like stalking me and Calleigh.
Delko: No, you are like stalking Calleigh.

Ryan:Wait. What?
Delko: Nothing, um I got to go.
Ryan:Sure you do.

Calliegh: Alexx, what is going on with everyone here today? Is there like some memo that Ryan and I didn't get?
Alexx: Well I don't know sweetie. What's going on?
Calleigh: They're all pointing at us and watching us. Like we're some sort of freaks.
Alexx: Oh. I don't know sweetie.

*in a singsong voice*
oo Ryan likes Calleigh!

chapter 5

Ryan: Calleigh, they..they think we're going out.
Calleigh: What!? How do you know?
Ryan: Well Delko said I'm stalking you and then magically had to disappear. I thought about it and that's the only thing it could mean.
Calliegh: And what is that?
Ryan: Well its obvious that you said it.
Calliegh:Me? Wolfe you are just a little too self-absorbed there. Why would I say that?
Ryan: Well I don't know, Callleigh. Why would you? I mean what was I thinking? You're not nice to me, you don't even like to be around me.
Calleigh: Oh so now you have a problem with me? After you follow me around like a love sick puppy for a week.
Ryan: Why would I look like that at you. Not that there is anything wrong with you. I mean your okay but I wouldn't date you. Wait that came out wrong!
Calliegh: No I think that came out just fine.
DOuWANTthatTOGO: Ryan: Calleigh, Calleigh.wait. I didn't mean that.
Calleigh: You know what, Ryan? I think you did. But it's all good. Maybe now they'll stop talking about us. Because whoever came up with that is like out of their mind.
Ryan: Okay whatever. Yeah I do think this is for the better. I got to go.
*Natalia walks up*
Natalia: What was that all about
*Calliegh ignores her and walks away*
Natalia: I think we have a problem now, better call Delko.


*Calls Delko*
Natalia: I think we have a problem
Delko: What kind of problem?
Natalia: Ryan and Calleigh. They're fighting now. The exact opposite of what we wanted.

ba da ba ba baa..I'm lovin' it, wait...that's McDonald's I still enjoy it Ryan and Calleigh need to resolve there prombles.

chapter 6

Delko: You and Alexx talk to Cal. Get her to admit something. I'll take Wolfe. But I don't know where he is.
Natalia: Yeah neither do I . Just go find him, please.
Delko:Okay, bye.
*hangs up and calls Alexx*
Natalia:Hey Alexx we need to make a mandatory trip to Callieghs house meet me there after you get done
Alexx:Of course! bye!
*hangs up*
Natalia: This better work.


Delko: Hey, Wolfe. Come here.
Ryan: What?
Delko: What's going on? You look like you just got your heart broken, man.
Ryan: What's it to you?


*Alexx and Natalia look at each other*
Natalia:Well, feel better I have to go.
*Natalia leaves and goes outside*
*takes cell out and calls Mr.Duquense*
Mr.Duquense:Hello
Natalia: Hey its Natalia got a plan B?
Mr. Duquense: What happened?
Natalia: They're fighting. Cal does like him though.
Mr. Duquense: Great. Just get them to come out and say it. Then leave them in a room together.
Natalia: They both have guns. What if they kill each other?
Mr. Duquense: They're cops. They're not stupid.
Natalia: Okay, I'll call Eric.


Natalia: Eric, hey you get anything out of Ryan?
Delko:Besides him saying that he doesn't like her, no
Natalia:Well, let's try putting them in a room together for about two or three hours and see what happens then
Delko:What about thier guns?
Natalia: Take his away. He'd be the first to use it.
Delko: Okay I'll try. Where's Calleigh?
Natalia: I think Alexx is bringing her back to the lab. So find Ryan and send him to my lab.
Delko: Yes ma'am.


*Alexx and Calleigh arrive at the lab*
Natalia: Hey Calleigh, I have something for you in my lab.
Calleigh: Alright. Let's go see.
Delko:Hey Ryan, can I see your gun, H wants to make sure everyones is working properly.
Ryan:Sure thing.
Delko: Oh Natalia wants to see you in her lab, now.
Ryan: Oh okay.


*Ryan walks into the lab*
Ryan: Hey Nata......what are you doing here?
Calleigh: I could ask you the same thing. Natalia sent me here.
Ryan: Delko sent me here.
*Door shuts and clicks*
Ryan:We just got set up.
Calliegh:Really?

haha lol

chapter 7

*1 hr. 30 mins. later*

Delko: What do you think they're doing?
Natalia: I don't hear anything.


Ryan: Look I said I was sorry.
Calleigh: I know and I forgive you.
Ryan: So the rumor will never be true will it?
Caleeigh: You want it to be?

Ryan(mubling): Only if you want it to be.
Calliegh:What was that?
Ryan: Only if you want it to be.
Calliegh: Wow.Actually I would like it to be
Ryan: Really?
Calliegh: Yes, but how about we play a little trick on them
Ryan: Like what?
Calliegh:They wanted us together, lets do that but take it up a notch to were it is annoying.
Ryan: Oh I see where your coming from.
Calleigh: Great let's go.


Delko: Ooh they're coming. Act busy.
Calleigh: Hey guys. Ryan and I were just headed over to my house.
Natalia: Oh really?
Calliegh:Yes, Come on Ryan
Ryan: Right behind you
Calliegh:No get beside me
Ryan:But I like the veiw
Calliegh:Agian I say get beside me

Delko:Wow, that worked out well.
Natalia:We should have just done that to begin with.
Delko: Yeah. We should have.

HaH, Ryan is too cute, i like this view better such a guy thing to say.

chapter 8

*next day*
Natalia: So how was your night?
Calleigh: It was great and yours?
Natalia: Fine. So you and Ryan, huh?
Calliegh: What?
Natalia:Well, did you and Ryan have fun?
Calliegh:Natalia!

Delko: So how was your night?
Ryan: It was good, she is amazing
Delko:Really?
Ryan: Yeah and you are a pervert, Eric. Not what I meant.
Delko: Oh.... So what did you do?
Ryan: Everything but that. You a mole now?
Delko: No.

Natalia: I want details.
Calliegh: Well, it started off with dinner at my place, then of course he burnt it, we ordered take-out, then the rest is history, we really hit it off.
Natalia: Really?
Calliegh:Not like that, have you been hanging around Delko a lot lately? Well, I have to go promised to meet him now!

Natalia: Well that sure worked out.

*Delko walks in*
Delko: We so did that.
Natalia: I know.


Ryan: Did she buy it?
Calleigh: Yep. Did he?
Ryan: Of course. So you're really serious about this whole relationship thing?
Calliegh: Well, only if you are.
Ryan: I am all for it.
Calliegh:Then yes.
Ryan: Now, how about we go out to lunch and dicuss our next "dating story"?
Calliegh: I would love too
Ryan: I bet they're going to want to know where we're going.
Calleigh: Yeah we're like celebrities around here.
Ryan: So let's heat it up for them. Talk dirty.
Calleigh: You do that anyway.
Ryan: True. Anyway, let's go.


Delko: Natalia, where are they going?
Natalia: I don't know. You realize that we have got absolutely nothing done today because of them, right?
Delko: So?
Natalia: We really need to get to work or else Calliegh and Ryan dating will go down the drain
Delko: True. Let's go do our work fast and then see how thier date turns out.
Natalia: You're turning into a gossip.
Delko: Actually, I'm turning into you.