Season 11 "Spoiler Lab" Discussion Part 3

SpasmThatCat said:

*laughs!* Thanks, man - tell you what, if I watch it and it doesn't turn out like that, can I reserve the right to come back here and sob uncontrollably on your shoulder?

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CSI Files previously reported that burlesque artist Dita Von Teese would appear in an upcoming episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Von Teese will portray three roles on the show, and she’ll have a close encounter with one member of the team. (Spoilers after the jump!)
TV Guide reports that Von Teese will appear in a 1940s film-noir homage slated to air on January 13. She will play a schoolteacher named Ellen Whitebridge as well as her femme fatale alter ego, Rita Von Squeeze. Von Teese will also portray Ellen’s murdered grandmother, a French singer named Agnes La Plouffe, in flashback scenes.
Eric Szmanda (Greg Sanders) is friends with Von Teese, and he recruited her for the series. Sparks will fly between the characters, which marks Greg’s first romance in eleven seasons. “We’re going to try [shooting] a kiss, and we’ll see if it makes the cut. But there is an intimate encounter,” Szmanda explained. “I’m excited fans will finally delve into Greg’s mysterious private world. This is by far the biggest episode I’ve ever had!”

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sharp52092 said:

From CSI Files

CSI Files previously reported that burlesque artist Dita Von Teese would appear in an upcoming episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Von Teese will portray three roles on the show, and she’ll have a close encounter with one member of the team. (Spoilers after the jump!)
TV Guide reports that Von Teese will appear in a 1940s film-noir homage slated to air on January 13. She will play a schoolteacher named Ellen Whitebridge as well as her femme fatale alter ego, Rita Von Squeeze. Von Teese will also portray Ellen’s murdered grandmother, a French singer named Agnes La Plouffe, in flashback scenes.
Eric Szmanda (Greg Sanders) is friends with Von Teese, and he recruited her for the series. Sparks will fly between the characters, which marks Greg’s first romance in eleven seasons. “We’re going to try [shooting] a kiss, and we’ll see if it makes the cut. But there is an intimate encounter,” Szmanda explained. “I’m excited fans will finally delve into Greg’s mysterious private world. This is by far the biggest episode I’ve ever had!”

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Oh man when is January 13th gonna get here

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In 11 seasons, CSIer Greg Sanders (Eric Szmanda) has never received so much as a kiss, so Eric took it upon himself to recruit a girl to bed his character on the January 13 episode, a 1940s film-noir homage. His pick: burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese, a friend whom Eric met through her ex-husband, Marilyn Manson.
"I was in love with her the minute I met her," says Eric. Dita will play three roles: mousy schoolteacher Ellen Whitebridge; her femme fatale alter ego, Rita Von Squeeze, and Ellen's murdered French grandmother, chanteuse Agnes La Plouffe (seen in flashback).
As for Greg getting lucky, Eric says, "We're going to try [shooting] a kiss, and we'll see if it makes the cut. But there is an intimate encounter. I'm excited fans will finally delve into Greg's mysterious private world. This is by far the biggest episode I've ever had!" Coos Dita, "I'm tickled to be his first."

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She will play a schoolteacher named Ellen Whitebridge as well as her femme fatale alter ego, Rita Von Squeeze.

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DeanCasAngel said:

Eh, I don't mind him being in a kissing scene with her. I'm worried about the whole "Greg as the victim" again thing. I hope he's only a victim emotionally. No more physically harming Greg, please. :lol:

She will play a schoolteacher named Ellen Whitebridge as well as her femme fatale alter ego, Rita Von Squeeze.

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LOL at the character name that rhymes with hers. That's too hilarious. I love it!

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SnowWonder said:

More from TV Guide about that episode.

...so Eric took it upon himself to recruit a girl to bed his character on the January 13 episode, a 1940s film-noir homage.

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TVGuide.com

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SnowWonder said:

More from TV Guide about that episode.

In 11 seasons, CSIer Greg Sanders (Eric Szmanda) has never received so much as a kiss, so Eric took it upon himself to recruit a girl to bed his character on the January 13 episode, a 1940s film-noir homage. His pick: burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese, a friend whom Eric met through her ex-husband, Marilyn Manson.
"I was in love with her the minute I met her," says Eric. Dita will play three roles: mousy schoolteacher Ellen Whitebridge; her femme fatale alter ego, Rita Von Squeeze, and Ellen's murdered French grandmother, chanteuse Agnes La Plouffe (seen in flashback).
As for Greg getting lucky, Eric says, "We're going to try [shooting] a kiss, and we'll see if it makes the cut. But there is an intimate encounter. I'm excited fans will finally delve into Greg's mysterious private world. This is by far the biggest episode I've ever had!" Coos Dita, "I'm tickled to be his first."

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TVGuide.com

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Snowkey said:

And just how long until this one airs??

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