Rick: I can't believe you agreed to come to this bar and be my wingman. Horatio: I was bored. So, which one do you like? Rick: I call dibs on that auburn-haired goddess with the bright green eyes. === :lol: I don't even know where this came from. I kind of drew a blank.
Ryan: I love the new shooting range. You get to sit down and play cards while you qualify. ---=== OR ===--- Eric: We all saw you deal from the bottom of the deck. Frank: Yeah! You get the death penalty for that. ---=== OR ===--- Eric: First person to shoot the beer can into the garbage gets to decide the next round of poker. ---=== OR ===--- Adam: HEY! I saw the camera guy zooming in on my cards. Jonathan: Caruso, did you really think you could get away with that?
Frank: Hands in the air. Horatio: [off screen] : puts hands up: Hey what did I do? Eric: You stole all the cookies in the cookie jar, DIDN'T YOU? Horatio: No! I swear it wasn't me! It was Calleigh! [all glare at Calleigh] Ryan: Calleigh, we can see you hiding behind the plant vase you know. I couldn't think of anything. :lol:
(The guys are talking to a suspect) Eric: You gotta ask yourself one question. Ryan: Do I feel lucky? Frank: Well, do ya, punk? Horatio (off-camera): Go ahead... (pauses to put on sunnies) make our day.
Could NOT resist: Frank: You did what? CBS: We pre-empted the show. Ryan: ::gasp:: There was some serious action tonight! Eric: And you did this because...? CBS: Would you believe football? ::guns rise:: Frank: I got the shorty!