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Karmine said:
Dragonstar4 said:
catherine: I've decided that we have a very healthy relationship
grissom: we do?
catherine: well, when we have a problem i don't dress greg up in latex and stick straws up his nose
grissom: good, he'd probably like it
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What episode was that from?
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That quote was from the season 2 episode, Slaves of Las Vegas
 
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Greg Sanders: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.
Gil Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an UNEMPLOYED boy.
 
heres one from season one of NY

Suspect: I didn't do nothing!
Flack: yes you did! you got barbe q on my shoes!

not quite sure if thats exactly what they said, sone sue me :p
 
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cofi_shot said:
NICK: You look tired, buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go nigh-nigh?
WARRICK: You want me to clack that jaw, make you go nigh-nigh?
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Which episode was this from? Does anyone know? :lol:
 
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Sara: Will you sleep with me?
[Pause]
Grissom: Did you just say what i think you said?

Girl: {shes high) I loooove yyoooouuuu!!
Grissom: I don't know you! your a stranger to me!
Warrick: Sorry, he's kinda married to his job.

Greg: *smiling whole time*I slept like a baby all night. You look terrible.
Sara: I hate you.
 
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Sounds like "4x4" (Season 5, Episode 19). That was one of four cases being handled in that episode. For more details, check out the episode guides linked at the top of this (and every) page.
 
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Grissom: Who would do this??
Cath: I would.
Grissom: Scared of you...

Sara: Aren't you gonna tell us how you learned to sign?
(pause)
Grissom: No.
 
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Mmm i dunno. I've only watched CSILV Season 1. Then i've seen eppies on the TV. Oh! Here's a quote.

(i forget who): Watcha thinking about?
Grissom: Tacos.
 
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Grissom: I did miss you. I missed your passion, your tenacity...I even missed your tush
Catherine: (splutters on her drink) Thank you
--- King Baby

Nick: Hey, I heard Grissom left you with his speech?
Catherine: A napkin is NOT a speech
--- Formalities

Hodges: You and I, we aren't the marrying kind. We can't be tied down to just one woman.
Grissom: Could you shut the door please.
Hodges: (shuts the door)
Grissom: From the other side.
---Rashomama

Grissom: Pull it. Harder. Keep going. Again. Almost there. Good.
Catherine: Alright, what's your point?
Grissom: How does your arm feel?
Catherine: Sore. But you already knew that...
---Pledging Mr. Johnson

Alan Brooks: Trouble with the wife?
Grissom: (about Catherine) Yeah, she hates it when we're apart.
---Jackpot

Greg to Nick: Do you want a valium for her?
Sara: I heard that!
---Table Stakes

Grissom: (to Catherine after they catch the Haynes couple in the act) Shall we do the room too?
---Table Stakes
 
"...if that thing ran out of here and bit the shooter on the ass, CSI isn't gonna buy one."

--Grissom to Warwick
 
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