from twiztv:
(NICK and CATHERINE turn around to see where the loud music is coming from. The man in the passenger seat gets out of the vehicle. CATHERINE opens her kit and takes out an AMPROBE(tm) Sound Meter. It reads 131.1dB.)
(CATHERINE holds up the meter and approaches the passenger who just exited the
vehicle.)
CATHERINE: Hey! You deaf?
THUMPY G: Oh, thanks a lot. What's up? I'm Thumpy G.
CATHERINE: A jackhammer is about 50 decibels quieter.
THUMPY G: You know the only way to beat a jackhammer is to bust 15,000 watts of Run DMC's "dumb girl" or-or L. L. Cool J's "Goin' back to Cali." You know?
(Off screen a car horn blares and a voice yells out.)
MAN: (o.s.) Hey, G, what's up?
THUMPY G: (to the man) Yo, Dog.
CATHERINE: So, Thumpy ... you blow out a lot of eardrums?
THUMPY G: I try to.
(LOCKWOOD holds out a photo. THUMPY G barely looks at it.)
LOCKWOOD: You know this cat? Jace Felder.
THUMPY G: (to LOCKWOOD) Negative.
(THUMPY G calls out to some women behind and off screen from the group.)
THUMPY G: What's up, baby?
WOMAN: Hi.
THUMPY G: (to the woman) Hey!
CATHERINE: Hey, Thumper! How about we impound your car, seize your stereo system and charge you with disturbing the peace?
THUMPY G: Oh, she is hot, but now it's real hot. All right. Yo, do. It's coming back to me.
NICK: We're all ears.