Things I learned on CSI..........

[coolcatz]

only wear evidence after clearing it of dna

 

[9dots4lines]

Ballistics gel costs a lot (I suppose)

It's better to have bodyparts cut off after you're dead

 

[coolcatz]

putting your house up for sale on the internet with a bunch of pictures means it can be searched without a warrent...so don't commit murder if your house is for sale

 

[9dots4lines]

If you're naked in a jeep that gets hit by a live power wire, you won't get electrocuted

 

[coolcatz]

that's a good one to know. guess we should all drive naked, just to be on the safe side, ya know!

 

[midnightsun]

What a switch is.

And how to obsessively ship an entire show to death . hehe

 

[9dots4lines]

spa is spelled S-P-A in any language... or is basiclally translated back to S-P-A

 

[midnightsun]

How to be paranoid enough so as not to leave my prints on any porous(sp?) surface.

 

[Guest]

well i learned from csi miami that sun glasses are essential spy equipment!

 

[9dots4lines]

always double-check the dead body for bruises

check the coffin for hairs before you buy it

 

[Mightion]

Make the CSI wash the blender before they make you a smoothie.

Don't tick off the eight-year olds, you never know when they'll whip out a 9 mill.

 

[Finch]

......Always make sure the dead body is...dead

 

[9dots4lines]

nice!

Greg became a vigin when he was 22

"Funtain" is not the correct spelling for fountain... I almost spelled it like that, though

 

[coolcatz]

spontaneous human combustions is an urban legend.

 

[9dots4lines]

the scuba iver got in the tree 'cause his oxygen tank burst