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This is a spoof of the horror movie The Grudge I made. It relates to CSI: Miami because the show's cast are in it. :lol: Enjoy. It's long, so take your time with it if you want.
David Caruso, Emily Procter and Eva LaRue
David Caruso is unhappily married to Eva LaRue. David becomes obsessed with Emily Procter. He chronicles his fantasies about the woman in a diary. He follows her and sends her love letters. One night David returns home and enters his bedroom upstairs. He finds Eva reading his diary. Her face is intense with fury as she bites her nails and flips through the pages. She glares at him and drops the journal on the ground. Eva walks towards David, cracking her neck. She charges, ripping his clothes and shoving him into the wall. He tries to struggle free and screams. Eva shoves him to the floor, banging the walls while yelling and screaming. David crawls down the stairs, but Eva catches him at the bottom and snaps his neck to a 90 degree angle. He makes a croaking noise in an eerie death rattle. Eva looks up to see Emily Procter at the top of the stairs. Eva leaves David dying on the floor, to drag Emily into the bathroom and drowns her in the bathtub. Eva also slits Emily's cat's throat and tosses the carcass on the floor of the bathroom. She wraps David's body in plastic trash bags and places the dying corpse far in the corner of the attic. She puts Emily's body in her bedroom closet and tapes it shut, and then Eva hangs herself (NO!).
Renae
Renae is preparing to leave the office. She has made many unsuccessful attempts to watch Narutu and is growing concerned. She hears moaning sounds in the hallway (this is really just a couple having sex), so she quickly exits to the stairs. Her phone rings; the caller ID indicating Brian. When she answers, the terrible voice of David Caruso is all that greets her. The stairwell lights flicker and shatter one by one, coming from the top down as well as the bottom up. Renae looks over the railing to see David Caruso crawling jerkily up the stairs, muttering one-liners. Renae rushes out, but David grabs her phone accessory. It snaps off before she can shut the door.
Renae takes a taxi cab back to her apartment. She enters an elevator, and it ascends several floors. She does not notice David who appears on every floor, watching her through the elevator glass.
Renae makes it safely inside when her phone rings. It is Brian claiming to have forgotten her apartment number and asking to be buzzed inside. She tells him where to find her and activates the buzzer with the phone. Before she can hang up, the doorbell rings immediately. Thinking Brian couldn't possibly have had time to arrive, she checks the peephole of the door. It is Brian, so Renae thinks he's been pranking her. She angrily throws open the door, but no one is there. "DRIVE-BY, MIAMI STYLE!" sounds loudly through the phone in Renae's hand. She throws it to the ground, ejecting the batteries, but the sound still comes.
Cowering in bed, Renae reaches beneath the covers and finds the vibrator phone charm from her phone and drops it in fear. A lump billows from underneath the covers and moves toward Renae. She lifts the sheets and finds herself staring into the wrinkly face of David Caruso. He yanks her under the covers as she shrieks in terror, and the sheets fall flat upon the now empty bed.
Brian, Brian Carroll, Cozmo and his 67th girlfriend
Cozmo falls asleep on a couch in the living room, after having made and partially eaten a bowl of ramen noodle soup, which he left on the table. The sound of the bowl hitting the floor wakes him. He scolds his girlfriend for making the mess, but then sees a trail of footprints leading out to the hall. He sees a nude Emily Procter on the landing of the stairs and sees Caruso snatch her away. He continues upstairs and enters his bedroom. The door slams behind him.
Brian returns from work and finds the house in complete disarray with trash strewn everywhere. He calls out to Cozmo, who doesn't answer. He finally finds Cozmo on their bed (WOW), unable to move or speak and struggling to breathe. Before he can call an ambulance, he is startled by the sudden appearance of Emily making cat sounds. He backs up against the closet as Emily appears suddenly over his head, pulling him into the closet.
Cozmo's girlfriend begins stirring and muttering in the other room. As Brian Carroll calms her, David emerges from a corner of the room, terrifying Cozmo's gf. Brian C looks up to see David reaching for Cozmo's gf. David's removes his sunglasses to reveal the whites of his eyes. The irises roll into place and focus on Brian C as he backs away in fright.
Jonathan Togo
Jonathan Togo visits the Caruso house to steal some of Eva's old mascara, but is quickly tormented by Caruso. As Togo tries to escape, he runs past a mirror and sees an unfamiliar reflection where his own should be. He covers her face with his hands. Doing so reveals Caruso in the mirror, staring back at him through his fingers. After a frightening vision of Caruso saying his corniest one-liner yet, Togo hears thumping noises overhead, and realizes that Caruso is crawling toward him. Togo covers his face with his hands again, and, to his horror, sees himself as Caruso. It is then that Togo comes to the terrible realization that he is destined to play the role of Horatio Caine.
After this revelation, Caruso disappears. More noises come from the stairs. Togo looks up to see Eva, slowly descending the stairs. As Togo screams, Eva reaches for Togo and kills him in exactly the same way Caruso was.
The scene then fades to shots of the streets - abandoned and littered with 'missing' posters. The body of Togo is then seen, wearing dark clothing and with red hair, inside the attic. As the camera zooms in on his face, he puts on a pair of sunglasses and starts saying one-liners like Caruso.
Trevor, Kim Kelaney and Khandi Alexander
Khandi Alexander is thinking about leaving CSI: Miami, and she meets Kim Delaney and Trevor at a diner. They take Khandi to the Caruso house in order to play a prank on her. They convince her to enter the closet Emily's body was stored in, and force the door closed. After Khandi screams, her friends try to open the door but can't, and Khandi is unable to exit the closet until she sees Emily and what appears to be Caruso.
Later, Khandi is filming an episode when she feels Emily licking between her legs. Pushing the fake corpse off of the morgue table, she peers under the table to find Emily about to lick her again. As Khandi jumps up, she realizes that Emily is not there, causing her to be embarrassed in front of her collegues. As she resumes filming, she notices Emily proceeding to Trevor, and Trevor simply winks at Khandi.
After they return to their homes, all three deal with hauntings from Emily and Caruso. After taking a shower in which Caruso haunts Kim by placing a pair of sunglasses near her shampoo bottle, Kim then sees a naked Caruso in the locker room. This frightens her, causing her to urinate herself.
Trevor is in his bathroom, flexing his muscles in front of the mirror. Suddenly, David emerges from the mirror and grabs Trevor, pulling him within the mirror. Kim and Khandi are later interviewed by Ann Donahue over the events surrounding Trevor's disappearance and their trip to the haunted set of CSI: Miami. Khandi is overcome and leaves followed by Donahue, while Kim attempts to text Trevor. Hauntings by Emily drive her from the school and into a phone booth, where she is consumed and killed by David, who kills her by putting on his sunglasses in slow motion.
Khandi is again called to Donahue's office, where she reveals her belief that she and anyone who enters the CSI set have been cursed. Donahue reveals that she went to the set as well, as ghostly versions of Trevor and Kim appear. Donahue then turns into a ghost as well and advances on Khandi. Khandi, completely horrified, runs out of the room screaming.
Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Evan Ellingson, Brendan Fehr and Christina Chang
Rex Linn has recently married Christina Chang (who plays Rebecca Nevins), who is moving into the apartment he lives in with Adam Rodriguez and Evan Ellingson. While Adam and his friend Brenden Fehr are friendly with Chang, Evan is distant. He is troubled when the roomate of his neighbors, the Flemings, moves back in after going insane. At night, he is awakened by a series of loud knockings from the Flemings apartment. Curious, he follows one of the apartments tenants and sees the person, who is wearing a sweatshirt, getting old newspapers from the trash. When the person turns around to leave, Evan hides behind an object. He then notices two pairs of feet following the person out the basement. Evan looks out, only to see that there is no one behind the person. After Rex leaves for work, Evan and Adam leave for work too, and Evan notices that all of the windows in the Fleming's apartment are covered with newspaper. Rex, doubting his wife's fidelity, returns home unexpectedly, under the pretense of having forgotten his keys, only to find Chang on the phone with a coworker she identifies as Stan. It is revealed that Rex is squeezing his keys so hard that they cut his hands, though Chang stupidly doesn't notice.
After school, Adam decides to show off his new cheerleader outfit (to be worn in Going Ballistic) to Fehr, who appears ill. Fehr drinks then regurgitates milk. Adam returns home to find Evan shivering in his closet, afraid because Rex and Chang have been fighting. Evan is again awakened by pounding on the walls, and upon investigation discovers his sweatshirt wearing neighbor is a woman, who is banging her arm on the wall as she furiously cuts her own hair. After seeing two pairs of ghostly eyes staring in the window, Evan returns home and spends the night with Adam. That night Emily appears by Behr's bed as he dies after a too large intake of milk. That'll teach him to have her kidnapped in the script.
The next morning, after Chang listens to the banging from next door, she begins to make breakfast in a trance. Rex, all this time having been influenced by the spirit of Eva, accuses Chang of having an affair, but she does not respond. After Rex criticizes her for burning the bacon, Chang pours the oil from the pan onto his head before killing him with a blow to the head. Adam and Evan return home to a dark and messy apartment, while the banging from next door continues. As Adam looks for a flashlight, Evan discovers Rex's body. Searching for Adam, Evan finds that he has been drowned in the tub. As Evan hears Chang calling his name, he attempts to revive Adam. An already dead Chang rises from the tub, telling him it's time for his bath, before Emily pulls her under the water.
Evan flees his apartment as he hears screams from the Flemings' apartment. The woman in the sweatshirt turns out to be Khandi Alexander, haunted by Trevor and Kim. Through a series of flashbacks, it is learned that the ghost Khandi saw in the house was actually the spirit of Jonathan Togo. Evan accuses her of bringing something back with her, and she confirms that "they" have followed her to her apartment. Khandi sees Caruso inside the hood of her own sweatshirt. Caruso's hands emerge from the hood and pull Khandi into her clothing, her body disappearing into it. Evan reaches for the sweatshirt as a wrinkly hand grasps his arm; Caruso then rises from the hood and lurches towards him.
David Caruso, Emily Procter and Eva LaRue
David Caruso is unhappily married to Eva LaRue. David becomes obsessed with Emily Procter. He chronicles his fantasies about the woman in a diary. He follows her and sends her love letters. One night David returns home and enters his bedroom upstairs. He finds Eva reading his diary. Her face is intense with fury as she bites her nails and flips through the pages. She glares at him and drops the journal on the ground. Eva walks towards David, cracking her neck. She charges, ripping his clothes and shoving him into the wall. He tries to struggle free and screams. Eva shoves him to the floor, banging the walls while yelling and screaming. David crawls down the stairs, but Eva catches him at the bottom and snaps his neck to a 90 degree angle. He makes a croaking noise in an eerie death rattle. Eva looks up to see Emily Procter at the top of the stairs. Eva leaves David dying on the floor, to drag Emily into the bathroom and drowns her in the bathtub. Eva also slits Emily's cat's throat and tosses the carcass on the floor of the bathroom. She wraps David's body in plastic trash bags and places the dying corpse far in the corner of the attic. She puts Emily's body in her bedroom closet and tapes it shut, and then Eva hangs herself (NO!).
Renae
Renae is preparing to leave the office. She has made many unsuccessful attempts to watch Narutu and is growing concerned. She hears moaning sounds in the hallway (this is really just a couple having sex), so she quickly exits to the stairs. Her phone rings; the caller ID indicating Brian. When she answers, the terrible voice of David Caruso is all that greets her. The stairwell lights flicker and shatter one by one, coming from the top down as well as the bottom up. Renae looks over the railing to see David Caruso crawling jerkily up the stairs, muttering one-liners. Renae rushes out, but David grabs her phone accessory. It snaps off before she can shut the door.
Renae takes a taxi cab back to her apartment. She enters an elevator, and it ascends several floors. She does not notice David who appears on every floor, watching her through the elevator glass.
Renae makes it safely inside when her phone rings. It is Brian claiming to have forgotten her apartment number and asking to be buzzed inside. She tells him where to find her and activates the buzzer with the phone. Before she can hang up, the doorbell rings immediately. Thinking Brian couldn't possibly have had time to arrive, she checks the peephole of the door. It is Brian, so Renae thinks he's been pranking her. She angrily throws open the door, but no one is there. "DRIVE-BY, MIAMI STYLE!" sounds loudly through the phone in Renae's hand. She throws it to the ground, ejecting the batteries, but the sound still comes.
Cowering in bed, Renae reaches beneath the covers and finds the vibrator phone charm from her phone and drops it in fear. A lump billows from underneath the covers and moves toward Renae. She lifts the sheets and finds herself staring into the wrinkly face of David Caruso. He yanks her under the covers as she shrieks in terror, and the sheets fall flat upon the now empty bed.
Brian, Brian Carroll, Cozmo and his 67th girlfriend
Cozmo falls asleep on a couch in the living room, after having made and partially eaten a bowl of ramen noodle soup, which he left on the table. The sound of the bowl hitting the floor wakes him. He scolds his girlfriend for making the mess, but then sees a trail of footprints leading out to the hall. He sees a nude Emily Procter on the landing of the stairs and sees Caruso snatch her away. He continues upstairs and enters his bedroom. The door slams behind him.
Brian returns from work and finds the house in complete disarray with trash strewn everywhere. He calls out to Cozmo, who doesn't answer. He finally finds Cozmo on their bed (WOW), unable to move or speak and struggling to breathe. Before he can call an ambulance, he is startled by the sudden appearance of Emily making cat sounds. He backs up against the closet as Emily appears suddenly over his head, pulling him into the closet.
Cozmo's girlfriend begins stirring and muttering in the other room. As Brian Carroll calms her, David emerges from a corner of the room, terrifying Cozmo's gf. Brian C looks up to see David reaching for Cozmo's gf. David's removes his sunglasses to reveal the whites of his eyes. The irises roll into place and focus on Brian C as he backs away in fright.
Jonathan Togo
Jonathan Togo visits the Caruso house to steal some of Eva's old mascara, but is quickly tormented by Caruso. As Togo tries to escape, he runs past a mirror and sees an unfamiliar reflection where his own should be. He covers her face with his hands. Doing so reveals Caruso in the mirror, staring back at him through his fingers. After a frightening vision of Caruso saying his corniest one-liner yet, Togo hears thumping noises overhead, and realizes that Caruso is crawling toward him. Togo covers his face with his hands again, and, to his horror, sees himself as Caruso. It is then that Togo comes to the terrible realization that he is destined to play the role of Horatio Caine.
After this revelation, Caruso disappears. More noises come from the stairs. Togo looks up to see Eva, slowly descending the stairs. As Togo screams, Eva reaches for Togo and kills him in exactly the same way Caruso was.
The scene then fades to shots of the streets - abandoned and littered with 'missing' posters. The body of Togo is then seen, wearing dark clothing and with red hair, inside the attic. As the camera zooms in on his face, he puts on a pair of sunglasses and starts saying one-liners like Caruso.
Trevor, Kim Kelaney and Khandi Alexander
Khandi Alexander is thinking about leaving CSI: Miami, and she meets Kim Delaney and Trevor at a diner. They take Khandi to the Caruso house in order to play a prank on her. They convince her to enter the closet Emily's body was stored in, and force the door closed. After Khandi screams, her friends try to open the door but can't, and Khandi is unable to exit the closet until she sees Emily and what appears to be Caruso.
Later, Khandi is filming an episode when she feels Emily licking between her legs. Pushing the fake corpse off of the morgue table, she peers under the table to find Emily about to lick her again. As Khandi jumps up, she realizes that Emily is not there, causing her to be embarrassed in front of her collegues. As she resumes filming, she notices Emily proceeding to Trevor, and Trevor simply winks at Khandi.
After they return to their homes, all three deal with hauntings from Emily and Caruso. After taking a shower in which Caruso haunts Kim by placing a pair of sunglasses near her shampoo bottle, Kim then sees a naked Caruso in the locker room. This frightens her, causing her to urinate herself.
Trevor is in his bathroom, flexing his muscles in front of the mirror. Suddenly, David emerges from the mirror and grabs Trevor, pulling him within the mirror. Kim and Khandi are later interviewed by Ann Donahue over the events surrounding Trevor's disappearance and their trip to the haunted set of CSI: Miami. Khandi is overcome and leaves followed by Donahue, while Kim attempts to text Trevor. Hauntings by Emily drive her from the school and into a phone booth, where she is consumed and killed by David, who kills her by putting on his sunglasses in slow motion.
Khandi is again called to Donahue's office, where she reveals her belief that she and anyone who enters the CSI set have been cursed. Donahue reveals that she went to the set as well, as ghostly versions of Trevor and Kim appear. Donahue then turns into a ghost as well and advances on Khandi. Khandi, completely horrified, runs out of the room screaming.
Rex Linn, Adam Rodriguez, Evan Ellingson, Brendan Fehr and Christina Chang
Rex Linn has recently married Christina Chang (who plays Rebecca Nevins), who is moving into the apartment he lives in with Adam Rodriguez and Evan Ellingson. While Adam and his friend Brenden Fehr are friendly with Chang, Evan is distant. He is troubled when the roomate of his neighbors, the Flemings, moves back in after going insane. At night, he is awakened by a series of loud knockings from the Flemings apartment. Curious, he follows one of the apartments tenants and sees the person, who is wearing a sweatshirt, getting old newspapers from the trash. When the person turns around to leave, Evan hides behind an object. He then notices two pairs of feet following the person out the basement. Evan looks out, only to see that there is no one behind the person. After Rex leaves for work, Evan and Adam leave for work too, and Evan notices that all of the windows in the Fleming's apartment are covered with newspaper. Rex, doubting his wife's fidelity, returns home unexpectedly, under the pretense of having forgotten his keys, only to find Chang on the phone with a coworker she identifies as Stan. It is revealed that Rex is squeezing his keys so hard that they cut his hands, though Chang stupidly doesn't notice.
After school, Adam decides to show off his new cheerleader outfit (to be worn in Going Ballistic) to Fehr, who appears ill. Fehr drinks then regurgitates milk. Adam returns home to find Evan shivering in his closet, afraid because Rex and Chang have been fighting. Evan is again awakened by pounding on the walls, and upon investigation discovers his sweatshirt wearing neighbor is a woman, who is banging her arm on the wall as she furiously cuts her own hair. After seeing two pairs of ghostly eyes staring in the window, Evan returns home and spends the night with Adam. That night Emily appears by Behr's bed as he dies after a too large intake of milk. That'll teach him to have her kidnapped in the script.
The next morning, after Chang listens to the banging from next door, she begins to make breakfast in a trance. Rex, all this time having been influenced by the spirit of Eva, accuses Chang of having an affair, but she does not respond. After Rex criticizes her for burning the bacon, Chang pours the oil from the pan onto his head before killing him with a blow to the head. Adam and Evan return home to a dark and messy apartment, while the banging from next door continues. As Adam looks for a flashlight, Evan discovers Rex's body. Searching for Adam, Evan finds that he has been drowned in the tub. As Evan hears Chang calling his name, he attempts to revive Adam. An already dead Chang rises from the tub, telling him it's time for his bath, before Emily pulls her under the water.
Evan flees his apartment as he hears screams from the Flemings' apartment. The woman in the sweatshirt turns out to be Khandi Alexander, haunted by Trevor and Kim. Through a series of flashbacks, it is learned that the ghost Khandi saw in the house was actually the spirit of Jonathan Togo. Evan accuses her of bringing something back with her, and she confirms that "they" have followed her to her apartment. Khandi sees Caruso inside the hood of her own sweatshirt. Caruso's hands emerge from the hood and pull Khandi into her clothing, her body disappearing into it. Evan reaches for the sweatshirt as a wrinkly hand grasps his arm; Caruso then rises from the hood and lurches towards him.
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