The Great One-Liner Debate pt 3

Season 6 One-Liners; Please choose 2.

  • Dangerous Son "Two thousand cases and now two thousand suspects."

    Votes: 2 8.7%

  • Cyber-lebrity "Mr. Walker? That is not gonna happen."

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Inside Out "I wanna find him."

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Bang, Bang, Your Debt "He's alive, let's call rescue."

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Deep Freeze "'Til today."

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Sunblock "But he didn't count on us."

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Chain Reaction "I do, Alexx. And I just got it."

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Permanent Vacation "He is trying to talk to us and we...are listening."

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • Stand Your Ground "And we've got a few of our own."

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • CSI: My Nanny "Then we shouldn't have a problem."

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • Guerillas in the Mist "Not who, what."

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • Miami Confidential N/A

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Raising Caine "Mrs.Winston, Frank, is Kyle's mother."

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • You May Now Kill the Bride "Leaving behind his bride to die."

    Votes: 1 4.3%

  • Ambush "Anywhere but here."

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • All In "Mala Noche justice? Meet Miami justice."

    Votes: 14 60.9%

  • To Kill a Predator "Not pretty cold, Frank. Cold-blooded."

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Tunnel Vision "Like divine intervention."

    Votes: 2 8.7%

  • Rock and a Hard Place "So we have death from above."

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • Down to the Wire "Frank, it's called crime scene investigation."

    Votes: 6 26.1%

  • Going Ballistic "She's, gone."

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    23
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Sorry all for not getting this up sooner. :eek: Real Life is a force to be reckoned with these days.

I'm going to put up season 6 right now and season 5 later as I don't have the list for season 5 yet. It's taking some time.

Previous threads located here and here.

The winners so far for favourite ones liners are:

Season one

-"Up a tree"
-"Oh...I wouldn't be too sure of that."

Season Two

-"They never listen."
-"We Never Close"

Season Three

-"Drive by...Miami style."

Season Four

-"Join the club."
-"That's what happens when worlds collide"

If there's more than one, it means there was a tie. In the case of season two, 'We Never Close' was added in after the fact and it recieved a lot of votes and was also said in more than one season. After we've finished this one and season 5, I'll put the winners into a poll and then we'll determine the fan-favourite one-liner.

Now onto season 6!

Here's a few queries to get the discussion going:

-How would you rate this season's one-liners compared to previous seasons?
-Which were your favourites and why?
 
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I think, for the most part, this season's batch wasn't really up to par with the past ones. They just weren't as funny as they had been in the past... they were just lame.

My favorites were "Mala Noche justice, meet Miami justice," and "He is trying to talk to us and we... are listening" because they were the most amusing. Also because they were classic Horatio lines. :)
 
^^^I agree. I didn't even realize how much lamer they were until I was actually reading the list of them. They're just not as clever anymore. I mean, the older ones were just as cheesy but at least they had some wit to them.

Super H brings super lame one-liners. :p

I picked Miami Justice because it's more like the old H.

I also picked "...is Kyle's mother," because Horatio's smirk was so funny when he said it.
 
I chose 'Mala Noche justice, meet Miami justice'. I didn't choose it because it was the greatest line (would have been much cooler for me if the context was a tad different) but it was something the most 'Horatio' to say and it's one of the one-liners that's stuck out the most for me after 'They never listen'.

The second one I chose was 'Like divine intervention'. I just liked it. :lol:

racefh said:
I think, for the most part, this season's batch wasn't really up to par with the past ones. They just weren't as funny as they had been in the past... they were just lame.
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I think a lot of it has to do with the delivery too. (similar to what MaddyAnn was saying) Maybe if Horatio added a little bit more of an attitude or emotion into some of the ones said in season 6, they would have faired a little better. When it's all the same delivery, for me at least, it all gets blended together.

MaddyAnn said:
I mean, the older ones were just as cheesy but at least they had some wit to them.
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Completely agreed.
 
Okay, I picked Miami Justice because, well, It was a typical Horatio thing for him to say. My other favorite was Death from Above because the very idea was hilarious.

I felt the one liners in season 6 were not quite as good. Horatio just didn't seem as emotionally invested in solving crimes. Just another sign of deterioration for our hero...

I miss the Horatio from seasons 1-3...:(
 
mala noche justice, meet Miami justice.

That is my all time favourite line from season 6. It's the best for so many reasons.

I also picked mrs. winston, frank, is kyles mother

that was a explosion, for me, cause thats the episode where we finally meet H's ex girl friend.
 
Mala Noche justice, meet Miami justice...


Just so typical of Horatio... loved it... I think it was a real stab to the MNoches who just think they are all bad and here's this one ace shot of a cop taking them ALL down... be still my beating heart!!! But I'm an obviously prejudiced proclaimed Horatio addict...
 
I chose "He is trying to talk to us and we...are listening" from Permanent Vacation.
It just sounds so lame and Horatio-esque that I had to pick it :lol:
 
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