The Great One-Liner Debate pt.2

[Finch]

Okay, it appears the winners from the last round are as follows:

Season one

-"Up a tree"
-"Oh...I wouldn't be too sure of that."

Season two

-"They never listen."

Next, we'll vote on seasons 3 and 4. I've also added in 'We never close' as it wasn't included in the previous poll but was a famous Horatio line nontheless.

So which ones were your favourite? How come?

Were there any that you just didn't like but couldn't get out of your head?

Have the one-liners improved since the earlier seasons, gotten worse, stayed the same?

 

[racefh853629]

We never close is just classic.

I chose Addiction and Silencer because they cracked me up. And I think in terms of cheesiness, they've gotten worse, but in terms of hilarity, they've gotten better.

 

[Audrey2419]

We never close. Is my all time favorite line! I love that it has been used on multiple episodes and by more than just H.

 

[inthewind]

:guffaw:
I'm not overly fond of any of these choices. "We never close" has become a classic, though I much prefer "They never listen", along with "Up a Tree" and "Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that".
:brickwall:
Worse lines ever from Horatio: "I'll be your memory" and "he's currently dead".

All the to-do about Horatio's one-liners makes it seem that they've gotten worse. I don't think so; they just get more media attention now.

 

[C.H.E.A.R.]

We never close one liner of all the one liners, it's like all saying 'i'm going to hunt you down and don't stop until I find you and I'll kill you if I need to' in three words. The crime lab is open forever!

I also voted for join the club that was a really good one liner, especially when the guy he shot said 'you're a dead man'. :lol:

 

[MaddyAnn]

I voted Hell Night and Vengenace. I love the one from Vegenance, it was really well delievered. :lol:

Miami Style is a good one too, but it's terribly overused.

 

[GregNickRyanFan]

I like "that's what happens when worlds collide" simply because I loved that movie. :lol:

I think they should let the characters take turns having the opening one-liners.

 

[Hollyyo]

^^When I think of "when worlds collide" I think of that stupid Spongebob episode where they went around in time or something. And that robot and caveman made that dumb song.

Spoiler: potential spoilers

Anyway. Calleigh gets to say the one-liner this time! Muahaha!

 

[Finch]

I think (I may have to go back and look, it's been a couple of days) that I chose 'When worlds collide' as one of my favourites. Although it was probably one of the cheesiest things (aside from 'it's as cold...as ice') that I've ever heard but it's awesome at the same time. Does that make sense? Definitely one of my 'one-liner guilty pleasures'.

I also went ahead and picked 'Drive by, Miami style'. It was just a very Horatio-thing to say. Not like they aren't all very Horatio-things to day though.

And well, I cracked up at the 'you know what they say Frank, speed kills' line for the obvious reasons.

Did they get worse? Better? Stayed the same? I'd have to agree with what racef said.

And I think in terms of cheesiness, they've gotten worse, but in terms of hilarity, they've gotten better.