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I never before realised how awkward it was being called 'Chris'.
You see there's me (Christian), CSI episode reviewer (music recap man, Chris Fullman. As you can imagine, it makes for a bit of a chaotic newsroom. Poor Michelle is a little hard of hearing.
Anyhow, I (Chris) went to see the boss (Christian) last week. "Christian," I said (for one should never call him "Chris", on pain of death), "do you think it'd be good if we had somewhere for our readers to write in to, so they could tell us what they thought of these columns and maybe, just maybe even get mentioned here?"
Well as it turned out the fellow hadn't had his morning cup of coffee yet. But as soon as he had, he responded in marvellous English, "Splendid, old chap! Spiffing! What a truly superb idea! I hearby christen the new feedback idea 'Chris's Postbox'!" *
So after pointing out to him that his use of the word "christen" had, in fact, created a queue of four people waiting patiently at his desk (Chris Fullman was out that day), I mulled it over. And I realised that "Chris's Postbox" might be a tad ambiguous. So I chose to rename it in honour of the name I post at with, namely <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showprofile.php?User=2275&What=ubbthreads>Mogh. And thus Mogh's Mailbag was born.
So for every Chris's CSI Columns that come from now on, a Marvellous Mogh's Mailbag will appear. Got any points or commentary about news this week? Agree/disagree with the reviews or columns? Or would you just like to add your thoughts to the swirling mists of my chaotic columnar diatribes? Write in! Send to <A class="link" HREF=mailto:chriswales@csifiles.com>Mogh's Mailbag</a> and I'll do my utmost to put the funniest, wittiest and most thought-provoking entries up here in the Site Columns, and even reply to a few of them.
So... I look forward to hearing from you all!
* parts of this story may be somewhat apocryphal.
Got a comment on this article? Send in to <A class="link" HREF=mailto:chriswales@csifiles.com>Mogh's Mailbag</a>!
<font size="3">Talk CSI Files threads</font>
Below are some of the topics currently being discussed at Talk CSI:
- <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=44357&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1>What kind of cell phone does Grissom use?</a>
- <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=43215&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1#Post44476>Dress a CSI: Miami character!</a>
- <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=44388&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1>Welcome to the CSI Music forum!</a>
More topics can be found at the Talk CSI!
<font size="3">Poll Results</font>
Below are the results of the most recent CSI Files poll:
<center> <TABLE Width=350 CelLSpacing=0 CellPadding=6 Border=0> <TR> <TD BGCOLOR="#000000"> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> <CENTER><TABLE Width=95% CellPadding=4> <TR><TD COLSPAN=2> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> <HR SIZE=1> How would you grade the original CSI's 'Swap Meet'? <HR SIZE=1> </center> </TD> </TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 9-10</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 60.1% - (319 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 7-8</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 20.1% - (107 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> Wasn't able to see it</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 10.3% - (55 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 5-6</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 5.6% - (30 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> Didn't want to see it</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 1.5% - (8 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 3-4</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 1.1% - (6 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 1-2</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 0.9% - (5 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD COLSPAN=2> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size="2">
<center> Total Votes: 530 </center> <HR SIZE=1> </td> </tr> </table> </TD></TR> </TABLE> </center>
Was the latest CSI: Miami episode <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season3/crime_wave.shtml>"Crime Wave"</a> a deluge of good story-telling, or more like water under the bridge? Cast your votes below!
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<font size="3">Corrections</font>
Recently in our articles we have made mention of the CSI: New York episode "Night, Mother". This episode is in fact called <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season1/outside_man.shtml>"Outside Man"</a> and will air tomorrow night at 10:00pm. We apologise for any confusion caused!
<font size="3">Tomorrow's Television Listings</font>
<ul>[*]Wednesday's CSI: New York outing, <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season1/outside_man.shtml>"Outside Man"</a> will air 10:00pm. According to TV Guide, ""In a test of faith to them both, Mac assigns Danny and Aiden to one of the team's toughest cases yet: a multiple homicide in which employees of a restaurant are found shot to death with plastic bags over their heads. As they examine the clues, all signs point to an "inside" job but not to a suspect. Meanwhile, Mac and Stella investigate the death of a man found dead in his bed, whose amputated lower leg led them to him."
[*]On Thursday at 9:00pm the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season5/formalities.shtml>"Formalities"</a> will air. According to TV Guide, "Grissom abruptly leaves a dinner honoring Conrad Ecklie's appointment to new Assistant Director of the Crime Lab after he gets an urgent page to rush across the street to a hotel suite where a high school student was found dead. Dayshift CSI Sofia Curtis assists Grissom with the case. The autopsy reveals that the victim died of suffocation after one of her classmates was kidnapped from the party. The CSI team now races to find the kidnapped victim before she is found dead, too."
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I never before realised how awkward it was being called 'Chris'.
You see there's me (Christian), CSI episode reviewer (music recap man, Chris Fullman. As you can imagine, it makes for a bit of a chaotic newsroom. Poor Michelle is a little hard of hearing.
Anyhow, I (Chris) went to see the boss (Christian) last week. "Christian," I said (for one should never call him "Chris", on pain of death), "do you think it'd be good if we had somewhere for our readers to write in to, so they could tell us what they thought of these columns and maybe, just maybe even get mentioned here?"
Well as it turned out the fellow hadn't had his morning cup of coffee yet. But as soon as he had, he responded in marvellous English, "Splendid, old chap! Spiffing! What a truly superb idea! I hearby christen the new feedback idea 'Chris's Postbox'!" *
So after pointing out to him that his use of the word "christen" had, in fact, created a queue of four people waiting patiently at his desk (Chris Fullman was out that day), I mulled it over. And I realised that "Chris's Postbox" might be a tad ambiguous. So I chose to rename it in honour of the name I post at with, namely <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showprofile.php?User=2275&What=ubbthreads>Mogh. And thus Mogh's Mailbag was born.
So for every Chris's CSI Columns that come from now on, a Marvellous Mogh's Mailbag will appear. Got any points or commentary about news this week? Agree/disagree with the reviews or columns? Or would you just like to add your thoughts to the swirling mists of my chaotic columnar diatribes? Write in! Send to <A class="link" HREF=mailto:chriswales@csifiles.com>Mogh's Mailbag</a> and I'll do my utmost to put the funniest, wittiest and most thought-provoking entries up here in the Site Columns, and even reply to a few of them.
So... I look forward to hearing from you all!
* parts of this story may be somewhat apocryphal.
Got a comment on this article? Send in to <A class="link" HREF=mailto:chriswales@csifiles.com>Mogh's Mailbag</a>!
<font size="3">Talk CSI Files threads</font>
Below are some of the topics currently being discussed at Talk CSI:
- <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=44357&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1>What kind of cell phone does Grissom use?</a>
- <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=43215&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1#Post44476>Dress a CSI: Miami character!</a>
- <A class="link" HREF=http://talk.csifiles.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=44388&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1>Welcome to the CSI Music forum!</a>
More topics can be found at the Talk CSI!
<font size="3">Poll Results</font>
Below are the results of the most recent CSI Files poll:
<center> <TABLE Width=350 CelLSpacing=0 CellPadding=6 Border=0> <TR> <TD BGCOLOR="#000000"> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> <CENTER><TABLE Width=95% CellPadding=4> <TR><TD COLSPAN=2> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> <HR SIZE=1> How would you grade the original CSI's 'Swap Meet'? <HR SIZE=1> </center> </TD> </TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 9-10</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 60.1% - (319 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 7-8</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 20.1% - (107 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> Wasn't able to see it</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 10.3% - (55 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 5-6</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 5.6% - (30 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> Didn't want to see it</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 1.5% - (8 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 3-4</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 1.1% - (6 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> 1-2</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size=2> /poll/image.gif 0.9% - (5 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD COLSPAN=2> <Font Face="Verdana,Arial" Size="2">
<center> Total Votes: 530 </center> <HR SIZE=1> </td> </tr> </table> </TD></TR> </TABLE> </center>
Was the latest CSI: Miami episode <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season3/crime_wave.shtml>"Crime Wave"</a> a deluge of good story-telling, or more like water under the bridge? Cast your votes below!
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<font size="3">Corrections</font>
Recently in our articles we have made mention of the CSI: New York episode "Night, Mother". This episode is in fact called <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season1/outside_man.shtml>"Outside Man"</a> and will air tomorrow night at 10:00pm. We apologise for any confusion caused!
<font size="3">Tomorrow's Television Listings</font>
<ul>[*]Wednesday's CSI: New York outing, <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season1/outside_man.shtml>"Outside Man"</a> will air 10:00pm. According to TV Guide, ""In a test of faith to them both, Mac assigns Danny and Aiden to one of the team's toughest cases yet: a multiple homicide in which employees of a restaurant are found shot to death with plastic bags over their heads. As they examine the clues, all signs point to an "inside" job but not to a suspect. Meanwhile, Mac and Stella investigate the death of a man found dead in his bed, whose amputated lower leg led them to him."
[*]On Thursday at 9:00pm the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season5/formalities.shtml>"Formalities"</a> will air. According to TV Guide, "Grissom abruptly leaves a dinner honoring Conrad Ecklie's appointment to new Assistant Director of the Crime Lab after he gets an urgent page to rush across the street to a hotel suite where a high school student was found dead. Dayshift CSI Sofia Curtis assists Grissom with the case. The autopsy reveals that the victim died of suffocation after one of her classmates was kidnapped from the party. The CSI team now races to find the kidnapped victim before she is found dead, too."
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