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CSI Files · Oct 26, 2004

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I did myself a great disservice the other day and purchased replacement headphones for my mobile phone. Immediately, my radio-junkie habits have kicked in.

Which got me thinking about our national radio stations here in the UK, run by that wonderful corporation, the Mogh's Mailbag. Significantly funny ones may even be posted in the next site columns. Special mention to anyone who can suggest which one I might be hooked on coupled with a witty reason why...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/index.shtml?logo>Radio: W00t! Teh l33t radio station r0x0r! Yes, I am under 15 or have a mental age in the same range. If it's R'n'B, I love it. If I can't tell what they're saying, I love it. My idea of a great DJ is someone who clearly did not receive the benefits of a state education. <A class="link" HREF=http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/>Chris Moyles is the funniest man in the world.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/index.shtml?logo>Radio: Frightfully middle-class, don't you know. We might talk about sex but unlike that dreadful Radio 1 we'll make sure it's couched in innocent innuendo. I'd rather hear a spread of pop songs from the last 30 years up until press, thank you. My idea of a great DJ is a middle-aged, middle-class man with probable mid-life crises who probably wears Noel Edmonds jumpers. <A class="link" HREF=http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/>Terry Wogan is the funniest man in the world.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/index.shtml?logo>Radio: We upper-class people are so above the rest of the world. Or we've reached our mid-life crisis and become cultured. Classical music is the only name of the game here – we're rumoured to do drama and polite chat, but only in moderation. My idea of a great disc jockey is someone who is edudite and charming but not limelight-seeking enough for me to know the name of. Hence, <A class="link" HREF=http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/presenters/index.shtml>one of these people is probably one of the wittiest people on terra firma.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/index.shtml?logo>Radio: I'm completely old and senile, or else I'm a left-wing, know-it-all University graduate who likes to pontificate on the evils of western society. My channel broadcasts intelligent speech, debate, comedy and radio soap operas. So much better than that evil television. My idea of a great DJ is someone who's polite and has a great voice for radio. <A class="link" HREF=http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/archers/>The Archers is the funniest thing that happened to this planet.

Got a comment on this article? Send in to <A class="link" HREF=mailto:chriswales@csifiles.com>Mogh's Mailbag</a>!

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Poll Results

Below are the results of the most recent CSI Files poll:

<center> <TABLE Width=350 CelLSpacing=0 CellPadding=6 Border=0> <TR> <TD BGCOLOR="#000000"> <CENTER><TABLE Width=95% CellPadding=4> <TR><TD COLSPAN=2> <HR SIZE=1> How would you rate 'Crow's Feet'? <HR SIZE=1> </center> </TD> </TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <!-A->9-10</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> /poll/image.gif 43.8% - (82 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <!-B->7-8</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> /poll/image.gif 26.7% - (50 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <!-C->5-6</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> /poll/image.gif 12.8% - (24 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <!-D->3-4</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> /poll/image.gif 6.9% - (13 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <!-F->Wasn't able to see it</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> /poll/image.gif 3.7% - (7 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <!-E->1-2</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> /poll/image.gif 3.2% - (6 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD Width=50%> <!-G->Didn't want to see it</TD><TD Width=50% VALIGN=TOP> /poll/image.gif 2.6% - (5 Votes)</TD></TR> <TR><TD COLSPAN=2> 
<center> Total Votes: 187 </center> <HR SIZE=1> </td> </tr> </table> </TD></TR> </TABLE> </center>

,Were CBS striking at the right moment when they decided to pre-empt CSI: New York this week, or did they fall short of a home run? Cast your votes below!,

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This Week's Television Listings

Wednesday's CSI: New York outing, <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season1/grand_master.shtml>"Grand Master"</a> will air 10:00pm. According to TV Guide, "Mac and Aiden investigate the murder of an up-and-coming hip-hop artist who was stabbed to death shortly after being crowned the winner of a DJ contest and days after signing on with a new label. As the CSIs track down clues surrounding the murder of DJ Banner, they learn that he signed a record contract a few days before his death with hip-hop mogul Kevin Vick, who they question. Meanwhile, Stella and Danny investigate the death of a fashion designer who was found in her penthouse pool. The case leads them to a sushi restaurant that specializes in food served on nude models."

On Thursday at 9:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode <A class="link" HREF=http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/csi/season5/swap_meet.shtml>"Swap Meet"</a> will air. According to TV Guide, "The CSI team investigates a murder victim found floating in a gated community fountain after attending a neighborhood swingers party. The evidence reveals that the victim had sex with multiple partners, which helps the CSIs track down the crime scene to a neighbor's backyard. Meanwhile, Warrick and Nick investigate the bloody murder of a video arcade landlord. Also, Catherine justifies why she is a good candidate to be the supervisor on the day shift."<center></center>

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