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The promo for the upcoming <I>CSI: New York</I> episode <A class="link" HREF="http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/newyork/season5/sex_lies_and_silicone.shtml">"Sex, Lies and Silicone"</a> is available online.<p>A corporate "fixer" is murdered, and the CSI team ends up examining both political corruption and life-sized silicone dolls. "Sex, Lies and Silicone" was written by <font color=yellow>Wendy Battles</font>.<p>The promo can be watched below, followed by a full transcript. (Please note that the transcript may contain errors.)<p><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D0j2dI4yhh8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D0j2dI4yhh8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><p><dl><dt><dd>[A hairbrush runs through long, brown hair]<dd>[Close on a brush applying color to female lips]<dd>[Text over: 'She never makes you take out the trash']<p></dt><dt><b>SHE NEVER MAKES YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH</b><p><dd>[Mascara is applied]<dd>[Rouge is added to the cheeks]<dd>[Text over: 'Or complains about your weight']<p></dt><dt><b>OR COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT</b><p><dd>[A woman walks on the street at night]<dd>[The woman is attacked and screams]<dd>[Text over: 'And even when you're bad']<p></dt><dt><b>AND EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BAD</b><p><dd>[Zoom toward an open window]<dd>[A blonde, life-sized doll is propped upright]<dd>[Text over: 'She won't say a word']<p></dt><dt><b>SHE WON'T SAY A WORD</b><p><dd>[The doll is moved by a uniform and Detective Don Flack]<dd><b>Male voice</b>: It's just a doll.<dd>[Close on Danny Messer's face]<dd><b>Danny</b>: We just found our witness.<dd>[Stella Bonasera and Lindsay Monroe stand in the lab beside the doll, which is covered with a sheet from the chest down]<dd>[Adam Ross comes to stand next to Stella and looks down at the doll]<dd><b>Adam</b>: She's so realistic. Can I touch her?<dd>[Stella looks at him]<dd><b>Stella</b>: Adam.<dd>[Adam turns quickly to walk away]<dd><b>Adam</b>: I'm going.<dd>[Flack holds up a piece of paper as Danny walks behind him]<dd>[They address a man]<dd><b>Danny</b>: Where's your girlfriend?<dd>[The man turns around]<dd><b>Man</b>: What girlfriend?<dd>[Danny clarifies]<dd><b>Danny</b>: The rubber one.<dd>[Flack corrects him]<dd><b>Flack</b>: Danny, silicone.<p></dt><dt><b><I>CSI: NEW YORK</I> AFTER <I>CRIMINAL MINDS</I>, CBS WEDNESDAY</b><p><dd>[Text over: 'Wednesday, All new, Starting at 9/8 C, <I>Criminal Minds</I>, <I>CSI: New York</I>']</dt></dl><p>"Sex, Lies and Silicone" will air October 22 on CBS. Thanks to <font color=yellow>lindsaymontana</font> on <A class="link" HREF="http://www.youtube.com/">YouTube</a>.<center></center>
) makes him look a bit like a perv....*snorfle*