Rules for CSI

[MacsGirlMel]

I hope this is the right place, I thought it'd be fun...what rules would there be for the three shows?

1. Never insult Horatio's sunglasses or hummer
2. Never bring bug spray into Grissom's office
3. Never tell Grissom anything bad Ecklie's done before you're a safe distance out of his way
4. Never let Mac hear you talk bad about the Marines
5. Don't get Stella angry, period.
6. Don't mention coffins or burial around Nicky
7.Don't play handball with Danny unless you're prepared to lose
6.Don't mention threesomes around Hammerback unless you want a dirty story

Anyone else?

 

[quoth_the_raven]

Here's some

1.) Don't piss Sara off. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
2.) Don't challenge Catherine to a dance contest.

 

[hollie]

1. Don't drink Greg's Blue Hawaiian, unless you are offered it.

 

[pizzapie]

1) Unless you want to die, never date Horatio.
2) Unless you want to be hated, never be the new person.

 

[BeccaBoo]

1) Never bet that Lindsay won't eat a bug.

 

[Dutchie]

1) Never say that you know more about guns than Calleigh.
2) Never bring a nailgun anywhere near Ryan

 

[toomuchovertime]

1) Never mention exterminators around Grissom.
20 Never underestimate Sara or Cath.

 

[Wyoming]

1) Unless you want to die, never date Horatio.

hahahahaha that's good. I'll try to think up one.....
1. Never piss Calleigh off, she knows her way around a gun
2. Never underestimate the power of the robospanker lol