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jkladis

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Hello CSI:NY patrons,

I'm relatively new to these message boards, but like coming here. I especially enjoy visiting this forum. CSI:NY is one of my favorite shows, and I thoroughly enjoy watching Gary, Melina, Hill and that Carmen-something or other guy (I forget his last name).

Anyway I was hoping you could all help shed some light on a most perplexing personality issue I have been observing lately. You see I have this friend who I think goes a little overboard with his affection towards this particular show. You probably don't see him here at this board, but he posts under the handle of ckladies (makes no sense to me either).

What bothers me is how the content of his posts have become rather....disturbing, to say the least! The element of delusion seems prevalent in his line of discussion. I won't go into details in the interests of protecting his dignity, but his affections towards certain characters crosses lines that few seem to wander past. How many people do you know travel thousands of miles, only to return with foliage in their underpants? [Long story]

Anyway, I'm not sure if you, the good fans of CSI:NY ever encounter such disturbed individuals, and what you, or staff, do to remedy this.

Your answers will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks :)
 
Awwww is jkladis worried about a little competition? Don't worry hon, nobody is as Carmine crazed as you. I mean, you're living in the bushes! Besides, something tells me this ckladies fellow will go for Eddie instead. If he does go for your lover I say fight it out. I have enough ref experience to watch you two go at it in a chair & ladder match. But for your sake I'll keep an eye out for this certain & mysterious member ;).
 
jkladis said:
he posts under the handle of ckladies
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Wow, you should pursue legal action against this deranged individual as his handle is deceivingly similar to yours. :confused: I mean, it would really suck if anyone were to mistake you for being a crazed fan.

How many people do you know travel thousands of miles, only to return with foliage in their underpants? [Long story]
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Only one. I had to drag him out of Carmine's bushes and kick his ass because he was a serious whack job. ... Damn, I really thought he said his name was jkladis. :confused: Could I have been duped by this ckladies you speak of? :(

Anyway, I'm not sure if you, the good fans of CSI:NY ever encounter such disturbed individuals, and what you, or staff, do to remedy this.
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We do encounter freaky fans here from time to time. Generally, we burn them at the stake.
 
In the bushes? :eek: Man, that's some crazy shit!!!! This ckladies really needs help. :(
 
I C WAT U R DOIN, JKLADIS.

Don't lie, ckladies ... is your evil twin who shares the bushes with you, isn't he?! I know! I just spoke to him yesterday, and he told me you haven't bathed in four months and your stink is driving him and Carmine's cat crazy!!!
 
Damn, I hope Carmine's cat doesn't pee on them. That's be a big EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! :eek:
 
Actually if the stench of Jkladis and his evil twin ckladies becomes too overwhelming, the cat will pee on them, right? A territorial marking. Damn. If they've been living in the bushes since July, you better believe The Mook has watered them down a few times.
 
MrsGiovinazzo said:
We do encounter freaky fans here from time to time. Generally, we burn them at the stake.
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Well, sometimes we let them go if they supply good quality & quantity porn. That's why I'm still here :lol:.
 
:lol:, Jorja_Fan, that's pretty funny......I'm not a freaky fan I don't think, I mean I don't go hide in bushes or anything :p
 
MrsGiovinazzo said:
Actually if the stench of Jkladis and his evil twin ckladies becomes too overwhelming, the cat will pee on them, right? A territorial marking. Damn. If they've been living in the bushes since July, you better believe The Mook has watered them down a few times.
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I'm sure the dynamically smelly duo takes Carmine's cat peeing on them as a sign of encouragement that said cat's owner just loves the residents of his bushes. :lol:
 
^ Good call. If the man's cat loves peeing on me, that must mean it's owner loves me. Sounds like solid kladis logic to me. I'm sure he read a lot into the trail of scratch marks Mooky left down his back the other night when caught trying to break in to lick the shower.
 
MrsGiovinazzo said:
^ Good call. If the man's cat loves peeing on me, that must mean it's owner loves me.
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Or If his cat uses me as a litterbox, maybe he'll eventually come out and clean me.
 
jorja_fan86 said:
MrsGiovinazzo said:
We do encounter freaky fans here from time to time. Generally, we burn them at the stake.
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Well, sometimes we let them go if they supply good quality & quantity porn. That's why I'm still here :lol:.
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I know all too well about good quality and quantity porn. :devil:

Now have Carmine's neighbors been in touch about this 'obsessed' fan that lives in his bushes recently? With the smell of cat pee and who knows what else, along with the awful man stench, shouldn't animal control or the police be called?
 
Jkladis, my dear, are you sure ckladies is your friend? ;) :p I figured he was one of your freakier multiple personalities overpowering the only slightly stalkerish dominant jkladis. :devil: :lol:
 
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