Carolyn318
Pathologist
The following cast members of CSI: Miami are all standing around on the set talking.
David Caruso-(Horatio Caine)
Emily Procter-(Calleigh Duquesne)
Adam Rodriguez-(Eric Delko)
Jonathan Togo-(Ryan Wolfe)
Khandi Alexander-(Alexx Woods)
Eva La Rue-(Natalia Boa Vista)
Rex Linn-(Frank Tripp)
Boti Bliss-(Valera)
David Lee Smith-(Stetler)
They sound both louder than usual and very upset.
Since both DAVID Caruso and DAVID Lee Smith are present, they refer to David Lee Smith as D.L.
Emily: Have y'all been to the CSI: Miami section of that site talk.csifiles.com??? There are alot people there who don't like the character Jake.
Jonathan: Yeah. I remember one of them, Carolyn318. I have a friend named Carolyn is how I remembered the name. Anyway, Carolyn318 said in one of her post that the point of the character Jake is to torture the fans. The producers and writers are doing an experiment to see how much torture-Jake-the fans will take before they start dumping the show for one or both of the other CSI shows.
David Lee Smith: I say we protest the character Jake. I know, we do our scenes wrong. Like if we're supposed to be sitting, we stand. If we're supposed to be standing, we sit. If we're supposed to be in one place, we move around ALOT. If we're supposed to be moving around, we stay put. We do all our lines monotone-no emotion.
Rex(snickering): Mr. Caruso here *pointing to his right with his thumb* does the monotone bit all the time.
*David Caruso playfully slaps Rex and Rex playfully slaps him back. They both laugh. David knows Rex is kidding around.*
Emily: Will you 2 clowns cool it??? D.L., that'd just get us fired.
Khandi: She's right. We need something that'll make our point but without getting us fired.
Eva: What???
Boti: Yeah. What???
Rex: Well, we could hang whatshisface that plays Jake and Ann Donahue from the 2 tallest trees we can find.
ALL: Yeah. Yeah. Good ideal.
*Jonathan makes the quotation marks around the word whatshisface in the air with his fingers*
Jonathan: I got an ideal. Let's tie "whathisface" up, put him in a box with very small air holes in it and ship him to Cuba.
ALL except David Caruso: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Rex: I like that ideal better than my own.
David: I learned one thing from NYPD Blue. If just one character leaves. They could just cast another actor to play that character. Or they could cast another actor to play a new character to fill the void like with Jimmy Smits when I left NYPD Blue or like with Jonathan there *points to Jonathan* when Rory left. But if all of us leave, don't you think that would bring production to a halt???
Adam: I'm with DC. I say we ALL walk out. Everyone who's with me raise your right hand and scream YEAH like the Who.
*they all raise their right hands and scream YEAH. Then they all head for the exit chanting STRIKE!!! STRIKE!!! STRIKE!!!*
*Ann Donahue has heard this whole conversation*
*Ann gets away unseen and runs to where Anthony Zuiker, Carol Mendohlson and the writers are*
Ann: Guys!!! David, Emily, Adam, Jonathan, Rex, Eva, Khandi, Boti and David Lee Smith are threatening to walk out. Quit the show.
Anthony: Don't be absurd. They know that would kill the show.
Ann: Exactly. That's what they're trying to do so we'll get rid of the character Jake. Plus they wanna hang me and the guy who plays Jake-whatshisface as 2 of them called him-from the 2 tallest trees they can find. Apparently they've all been to some website where the character Jake isn't popular with the fans. And he apparently isn't popular with them either.
*Ann points with her thumb in the general direction of where she just came from when referring to the cast-(them).*
*Anthony, Ann, Carol and the writers all start frantically coming up with ways to get rid of Jake.* :devil:
David Caruso-(Horatio Caine)
Emily Procter-(Calleigh Duquesne)
Adam Rodriguez-(Eric Delko)
Jonathan Togo-(Ryan Wolfe)
Khandi Alexander-(Alexx Woods)
Eva La Rue-(Natalia Boa Vista)
Rex Linn-(Frank Tripp)
Boti Bliss-(Valera)
David Lee Smith-(Stetler)
They sound both louder than usual and very upset.
Since both DAVID Caruso and DAVID Lee Smith are present, they refer to David Lee Smith as D.L.
Emily: Have y'all been to the CSI: Miami section of that site talk.csifiles.com??? There are alot people there who don't like the character Jake.
Jonathan: Yeah. I remember one of them, Carolyn318. I have a friend named Carolyn is how I remembered the name. Anyway, Carolyn318 said in one of her post that the point of the character Jake is to torture the fans. The producers and writers are doing an experiment to see how much torture-Jake-the fans will take before they start dumping the show for one or both of the other CSI shows.
David Lee Smith: I say we protest the character Jake. I know, we do our scenes wrong. Like if we're supposed to be sitting, we stand. If we're supposed to be standing, we sit. If we're supposed to be in one place, we move around ALOT. If we're supposed to be moving around, we stay put. We do all our lines monotone-no emotion.
Rex(snickering): Mr. Caruso here *pointing to his right with his thumb* does the monotone bit all the time.
*David Caruso playfully slaps Rex and Rex playfully slaps him back. They both laugh. David knows Rex is kidding around.*
Emily: Will you 2 clowns cool it??? D.L., that'd just get us fired.
Khandi: She's right. We need something that'll make our point but without getting us fired.
Eva: What???
Boti: Yeah. What???
Rex: Well, we could hang whatshisface that plays Jake and Ann Donahue from the 2 tallest trees we can find.
ALL: Yeah. Yeah. Good ideal.
*Jonathan makes the quotation marks around the word whatshisface in the air with his fingers*
Jonathan: I got an ideal. Let's tie "whathisface" up, put him in a box with very small air holes in it and ship him to Cuba.
ALL except David Caruso: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Rex: I like that ideal better than my own.
David: I learned one thing from NYPD Blue. If just one character leaves. They could just cast another actor to play that character. Or they could cast another actor to play a new character to fill the void like with Jimmy Smits when I left NYPD Blue or like with Jonathan there *points to Jonathan* when Rory left. But if all of us leave, don't you think that would bring production to a halt???
Adam: I'm with DC. I say we ALL walk out. Everyone who's with me raise your right hand and scream YEAH like the Who.
*they all raise their right hands and scream YEAH. Then they all head for the exit chanting STRIKE!!! STRIKE!!! STRIKE!!!*
*Ann Donahue has heard this whole conversation*
*Ann gets away unseen and runs to where Anthony Zuiker, Carol Mendohlson and the writers are*
Ann: Guys!!! David, Emily, Adam, Jonathan, Rex, Eva, Khandi, Boti and David Lee Smith are threatening to walk out. Quit the show.
Anthony: Don't be absurd. They know that would kill the show.
Ann: Exactly. That's what they're trying to do so we'll get rid of the character Jake. Plus they wanna hang me and the guy who plays Jake-whatshisface as 2 of them called him-from the 2 tallest trees they can find. Apparently they've all been to some website where the character Jake isn't popular with the fans. And he apparently isn't popular with them either.
*Ann points with her thumb in the general direction of where she just came from when referring to the cast-(them).*
*Anthony, Ann, Carol and the writers all start frantically coming up with ways to get rid of Jake.* :devil:
