It's Dangerous When 'Smoke Gets In Your CSIs'

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The heat is on.<p>According to CSI Files sources, the fourteenth episode of <I>CSI: Miami</I> will be called <A class="link" HREF="http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season7/smoke_gets_in_your_csis.shtml">"Smoke Gets In Your CSIs"</a>. The episode finds Calleigh and Ryan in the attic of a foreclosed house. Their victim is a man with a single gunshot wound. It's business as usual until shots ring out.<p>Holes appear in the floor of the attic as bullets burst through. The victim's body is peppered with more wounds, but Calleigh and Ryan do not get hit. When silence descends, it seems as if the danger has passed. Soon, however, the CSIs face a new problem: an explosion downstairs sets the house on fire.<p>Ryan remains calm, and he and Calleigh are able to save themselves and the body of their victim. They return to the crime lab to change clothes and get back to work. Eric runs a fingerprint they found in the attic and it comes back to a security guard named Jeff Peralta. Peralta says the house was dirt cheap, and he wanted to see if it was worth buying. However, he couldn't check out the inside of the house without putting in an offer. He decided to sneak in through an open window and take a look around.<p>Calleigh visits Dr Price in autopsy to see how things are going with their nameless victim. Dr Price scrapes under the man's fingernails and gives Calleigh what she finds: skin cells. Natalia runs the DNA and gets a hit in CODIS for Colin Astor, a young man with a record for assault.<p>Eric and Calleigh question Colin. The man denies shooting their victim or trying to kill Calleigh and Ryan. When he sees the autopsy photo, he identifies the man as someone he played basketball with the week before. However, he can't give them a name.<p>Calleigh starts to speak up during the interrogation, but Eric can tell that something isn't right. She can't form a complete sentence, and she bangs her hand on the table as she struggles to breathe. Her face and eyes are red. She has to be hurried to the emergency room, where an old friend, Dr Alexx Woods (<font color=yellow>Khandi Alexander</font>, last seen in <A class="link" HREF="http://www.csifiles.com/episodes/miami/season6/rock_and_a_hard_place.shtml">"Rock and a Hard Place"</a>), rushes to save her life.<p>Please note that the above plot details have not been confirmed by CBS, Alliance Atlantis or Bruckheimer Films, and until such time you should treat this information as you would any other rumour. The above information comes from early script drafts and the details of the episodes are liable to change before the episodes are shown. <p> "Smoke Gets In Your CSIs" is expected to air February 2 on CBS.<center></center>
 
I can't decide if this is the best title for a CSI-show episode, or the worst! :lol:
 
Is it better/worse than 'CSI: My Nanny'? :lol:

That one was good/bad, but yes, this one tops that one. In one of those categories. If only I could decide which.... :rommie:
 
Okay, the abbreviated title of this thread as seen on page one was "It's dangerous when Smoke...", and I thought, "Oh no...what have I done now?! :lol:
 
Another good/bad play on words would be "Won't Get Fueled Again".

"And How Does That Make You Kill?" and "You May Now Kill The Bride" are two more good/bad titles - and long. It's like someone said, 'Just take out a word and insert "kill" - instant episode title!'

Okay, the abbreviated title of this thread as seen on page one was "It's dangerous when Smoke...", and I thought, "Oh no...what have I done now?! :lol:
:lol: Guilty conscience, my dear co-mod? :p
 
This sounds like a pretty good episode. I'm gonna watch it and see how good it is or isn't.
Now about these play-on-word titles. I have a theory.
Here's my theory: All the good episode titles have been used up by Vegas CSI and CSI NY...and CSI: Miami used up all its really good episode titles in its first 5 seasons. Either that or some "Joker" is coming up with those titles. Either that or some of the writers just being goofy when they throw out those titles for consideration and...:eek:Holy shock absorbers, Batman:eek:...everyone likes them.
:shifty:That's my theory, anyway.:shifty:
And I guess you can tell that that 60s tv show "Batman" starring Adam West as Bruce Wayne/Batman and Burt Ward as Dick Grayson/Robin is one of my favorite shows. :alienblush:
They need any play-on-word episode titles, I got a few.
Here's a few my alternate titles to some of the episodes Faylinn mentioned.
Smoke Gets In Your CSIs--CSI See Smoke.
Won't Get Fueled Again--Won't Get Cheap Fuel Again.
How Does That Make You Kill--No Really, How Does That Make You Kill
You May Now Kill The Bride--You May Now Kill The Bride, Collect $200 and Go Directly To Jail. <(Monopoly. Get it?)
Faylinn, you forgot one...season 3's "Speed Kills".
Speed Kills--Speed Don't Kill, He Got Killed.
 
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Funny that the song that the title is coming from (however being a play on words) was used on CSI earlier this season in the episode "Young Man With a Horn". :)
 
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