My immediate reaction was to harrow my face and gibber and point and scream, "Burn! Burn the witch!", but upon further reflection, I decided to break it down by the numbers.
-"Pay Up"--A(4)
-"Grounds for Deception"--F(0)
-"The Greater Good"--F(0)
-"Yahrzeit"--A(4)
-"The Past, Present, and Murder"--D-(.5)
-"Prey"--B(3)
-"Communication Breakdown"--C(2)
-"Point of No Return"--B(3)
-"Green Piece"--B+(3.5)
-"No Good Deed"--F-(0)
-"Party's Over"--B-(2.5)
-"She's Not There"--C-(1.5)
-"Rush to Judgment"--B(3)
-"Help"--B-(2.5)
-"Forbidden Fruit"--B-(2.5)
-"The Triangle"--C-(1.5)
-"The Box"--F(0)
-"My Name Is Mac Taylor--F(0)
-"Dead Inside--A+(4)
-"Enough"--B-(2.5)
-"Cost of Living--B+(3.5)
-"Sex, Lies, and Silicone--A-(3.75)
-"Turbulence"--B(3)
-"Page Turner"--B(3)
-"Veritas"--B-(2.5)
Now, if my math is correct(and despite my deepest wishes, I'm no Charlie Eppes), that's 54.75. Divide that by 25, and you get 2.2, or C.
If that's so, then alas, there is a profound disconnect between the raw numbers and my alogical, gut reaction. The numbers say it was an average season; my brain insists that it was a sad, rage-inducing clusterdiddle of such fantastic magnitude that were I not deeply invested in the life and times of one Don Flack, I would run screaming for the exit, clutching my rudely violated asshole and weeping from my mortally assaulted eyes.
Though Charlie Eppes has taught us that numbers are our heroic friends, I'm inclined to favor my gut this time. Sorry, Charlie. I still love you.
This season, however, was a criminal waste of acting talent and airtime.
Overall grade: D+