This was a slow, stressful week! Monday, December 10, 2007 Algebra -Mrs Perry: I gave you d-hall, Blake. -Blake E: Why? -Mrs Perry: Because you didn't let Ashley hit you the other day. -Blake E: ...What? -Mrs Perry: I didn't give you d-hall, Blake. -Blake E: Oh... -Blake E: Okay, I'm really hoping that the Governor of Arkansas doesn't come in and beat me...but I couldn't give two flying flips about the Target Test. Biology -Buster H: I liked the part of the movie where London was distroyed...but I didn't see the Eiffel Tower. -Me:...That's in Paris... -Jeremiah S: That explains it! English [Mrs Miers hands Jeremiah S a paper stocking] -Jeremiah S: Neat! A severed leg! [Mrs Miers hands Maggie P a paper angel] -Maggie P: I got an angel, 'cause I'm an angel. [Mrs Miers hands Taylor K a paper snowman] -Taylor K: Is this a fat joke!?! -Mrs Miers:...No...Its a snowman... [Maggie P is eating a candy bar and trying to hide it behind her book] -Mrs Miers: Is that a 3 Musketeers? -Maggie P: [Shoves part of the bar in her mouth] ...No... -Mrs Miers: Then what is it? -Maggie P: ...A 3 Musketeers... [Mrs Miers eats part of Maggie P's 3 Musketeers] -Taylor K: At least you don't eat it like Maggie does. She picks off all the chocolate, eats it, then eats just the fluff. -Jeremiah S: the way I eat it, I hardly see the bar...that's right, I made my own fat joke. [Mrs Miers has 'elfed' several of us, but when she 'elfs' Walker S (her favorite), he's the only 'elf' and we insist on watching it twice] -Mrs Miers: Walker, you're going to need therapy after this. -Victoria W: No amount of therepy can save him now. Tuesday, December 11, 2007 Band [Terence H, Amy M, Christy E and myself are waliking to the band room when we meet Jeremiah S going the opposite direction looking confused] -Terence H: Jeremiah...where are you going? Band is the other way. -Jeremiah S: I know, but when I was in the instrument rooom someone covered my eyes and spun me around. I figured they wanted me to go that direction, so I did...and didn't stop. Spanish [Jeremiah S, Walker S, Meach and myself were discussing WW2 and the scientists who escaped. Dustin E was trying to be smart...it failed] -Dustin E: You know, I heared Einstein couldn't tie his own shoes. -Me: Uh... -Dustin E: But, did they even have shoes to tie back then. -Me: Einstein lived, like, in the '30s and '40s, they had shoes then. -Dustin E: Really?! I thought he lived in, like, the 1700's or something. -Walker S: Yes. He developed the atomic bomb in 1765. -Me: We used it against the Japanese in the Revolutionary War.